This Is Only A Problem When Democrats Do It!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I've seen a belt sander before.

But of course Muir wants the government to be tough on crime. And immigrants. And terrorists. And hippies.

Just without hurting him.

Follow The Whining...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because if you and I could be as two.

Oh, boy. This again.

Amazing that Muir could ignore torture, but still chases his imaginary, faintly ridiculous conspiracies, isn't it?

Well, I'm Making a 'Your Show of Shows' Joke, So Really, I Can't Criticize...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because zoom, zoom, zoom.

Muir praises a vast government program that achieved a symbolic goal at great expense. He also ignores the fact the Communists beat us into space and that the remnants of their space program remain quite impressive, conflates Communism and Socialism, and demonstrates once again that whatever knowledge he has on these subjects is at a grade-school level.

Oh, and remember, Sam is old.

Uh, Oh! Someone Didn't Get Out Of The Bubble In Time!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because U.S. Grant!

Muir comes in on an issue, on the wrong side, after it has not only ended, but ended to the discredit of his allies. But hey, let's move on. This features the kind of pathetic whining that 'white' folks do about how persecuted they are, when other races demand a place at the table. By Muir's imaginary minority members.

Yeah. Why is it liberals are the whiny, stupid ones again?

"Not Like My Imaginary Minority Members!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Prudence, won't you come out to play?

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Yeah. Oooh, boy.

"But We Can Use It To Hide Her Falling Poll Numbers!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because it's all right!

Love the cartoon Spanish, Muir. The Right's plan to find itself representing less than half of 40% continues apace.

"We're Just Like The Resistance! Only, Loyal To Petain!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because badabing!

Sometimes I wonder how Muir manages to deal with the fact that the dystopia he imagines clearly does not exist. But then I remember he's an idiot.

"It's All A Conspiracy! Against Patriotic White Americans!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because King of the Delta Blues!

And the smear goes on... And on..

Sorry if I seem to be merely making time right now, but when Muir's got nothing, he's even more tiresome than usual.

"Liking Obama Is Unamerican!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because how bizarre!

And for the umpteenth time, Muir throws a stone at a brick house from his grotesque glass tower.

"That Doodyhead!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because it's the time of the season.

Muir assaults someone significantly smarter than he is. For bias. And childishness. And being an ignorant white asshole with a webcomic.

Okay, I admit, I made the last one up.

"Save Smug, Sexist Assholes!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because whoosit!

Yeah, Muir. You're a regular captain of industry.

Health Care=Tyranny!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because zany hijinks afoot!

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Muir really doesn't get the whole 'meaning of words' thing, does he?

"So Much For Their Sinister Conspiracy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you KNEW I had a gun!

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I really hope that the Republicans fail to take back Congress. REALLY.

"Up Is Down!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because groovy!

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Yeah, Muir. Remember when you were backing torture and war? Things I'm sure you still support? Well, here's the deal. You are evil. You support evil. And when you bitch about freedom, you do it in such a way that you demonstrate that you have no idea what it is. So shut up. You're not a patriot, Muir. You're an asshole.

"Trying To Fix Things Is Crazy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Beautiful and the Damned!

Yep! It was the POOR and those who side with the POOR who caused the meltdown--not unregulated, irresponsible speculation! It's always the poor, never the rich! Because the poor are lazy, and inferior! And the rich are industrious and superior!

Well, there is another planet involved here.

"A Leader Who Understands That White People Are Just BETTER!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because snoo!

Yeah. That's right Muir. Have your pretend black guy tell real black people what the problem is. Really.

We Know Who The Real Racists Are, Don't We?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Reinhard von Lohengramm!

HA! How dare the NAACP suggest the Teabaggers are racist, when Muir has created an imaginary black Teabagger, and some imaginarry white Teabaggers.

Who are all pretty racist, actually.

"Godwin Means 'I Win!'"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because FIREBIRD!

Ahh, yes. Just like our Nazi pledge of allegiance. Because Dems are like Nazis.

Have I mentioned that I find Muir another item for the 'no God' checklist?

The Colored Conspiracy of Negrotude!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because give my wife my love!

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Jesus. Well, I think you can guess what the only rational response to this cheery blend of paranoia and racism is



Oh, yeah. That hits the spot.

Cash For Crap!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Hail Freedonia!

Yep! It's that time of year again! Where Muir begs his audience for more money to continue--doing his thing.

Oh, the fun never stops.

"How Dare President Blacula Think He Has Legal Authority!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the fluke is the duke of soul.

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But of course, Muir knows he's not racist. He just knows what--certain people are like. Especially when they get ideas that they're as good as the right sort of people.

"Read My Tits!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because kiss me, Kate!

I'm sorry. In the face of Muir's usual blend of delusion, inanity and sexism--I went with the lousy pun. I am full of shame.

"Ha! Those Wimpy Negroes!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because crossing the Rubican.

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Is Muir vaguely aware of the fact that his cast is now indistinguishable?

...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the lunatic is on the grass.

Yeah. The Right sure is dominated by woman. Mmmm-hmmm. Yep. Matriarchy. Right.



Yeah, it's been a while, but really, this seemed like the perfect time to break that baby out.

Of course, I'd say the woman dominating Teabagger organizational positions are the classic PTA mom types--conservative stay-at-home mothers who have discovered that staying at home bores the hell out of them, and are desperately looking for some activity to keep them busy. The TEA Party not only gives them this, it lets them be soldiers in the struggle to save Murica.

Which is a hell of a lot more fun than saving the children from Catcher in the Rye.

"If Democrats Aren't Without Sin, Then They Aren't Worth My Vote!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because down with love.

Muir collects every right wing and crypto-right wing complaint against the Dems and puts them into Jan's mouth.

Of course, now Jan has no political philosophy at all, when you get down to it, but that's just how the cookie crumbles.

"See! My Fictitious Straw Liberal Sees The Truth! Why Can't You?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because of course Henry the Horse dances the waltz.

It's worth noting that Muir's straw liberal is as devoid of any real policies as his conservatives. Largely because Muir has only the most general of ideas of what government should do.

"That Commie BASTARD!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Rikki Tikki Tavi mongoose is gone!

Muir continues to dwell in his strange alternate universe that exists up his rectum.

To be fair to him this shows the slightest bit of actual awareness on his part. Muir lives in Florida, and now he's watching oil washing up on the shore. It makes him mad. But as a brainwashed Repub fuckwit, he's convinced that the people who did this aren't to blame, and that Obama is. And he knows this because if a Republican were in charge, there wouldn't be any oil washing up on the shore. Of course, there would be, as we simply lack the technology to nullify what is happening. But Muir is an ideologue. There can be no mere tragedy of circumstances, no limit on what we can accomplish at a given time. There must be a conspiracy. There must be grand evil.

If Muir were a Stalinist, he'd be blaming Trotsky. As he is a Republican, he blames Obama. Ha! Now that's how you use the communists.

This Is All Obama's Fault! Somehow!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because filthy human!

And Muir continues to rant and rave about Obama while letting BP off the hook.

And not having his characters--do anything. Because self-sufficiency means you get the peasants to work for you.

"Government Intervention Is Necessary When I SAY SO!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because in dubious battle!

What Muir? What? What is he supposed to do? Are you claiming Obama has magic powers? Do you realize how LITTLE those measures you're talking about accomplish? That the only hope we have to stop this is for the relief wells to be finished soon? Of course not. You've never been interested in the truth--only in your vile ideology of effortless empire and enshrined greed. You were the one screaming for more drilling, more deregulation--and now--now when the reasons people said you were wrong are shown not only to be correct but to have been putting things rather MILDLY, now you scream 'FIX THIS', with no acknowledgement of error on your part. This merely another club for you. You have no solutions, only objections. Heavens help us if the Republicans get Congress this year. The Right most certainly not.

Yeah. Great To Know You Care, Muir!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I rolled into Nazareth--I was looking 'bout half past dead.

Muir repeats a story that circulates heavily on the Right, and reminds us once again, that EVEN LIBERAL JAN blames Obama for this.

All from the man who brought us a series of filthy pro-drilling cartoons back in '08.

Which Isn't A Comment About President Blacula's Birth Certificate! Honest!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because--INVISIBLE RAY!

And if even Liberal Jan is saying this IT MUST BE TRUE!