Monday, July 5, 2010

"That Commie BASTARD!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Rikki Tikki Tavi mongoose is gone!

Muir continues to dwell in his strange alternate universe that exists up his rectum.

To be fair to him this shows the slightest bit of actual awareness on his part. Muir lives in Florida, and now he's watching oil washing up on the shore. It makes him mad. But as a brainwashed Repub fuckwit, he's convinced that the people who did this aren't to blame, and that Obama is. And he knows this because if a Republican were in charge, there wouldn't be any oil washing up on the shore. Of course, there would be, as we simply lack the technology to nullify what is happening. But Muir is an ideologue. There can be no mere tragedy of circumstances, no limit on what we can accomplish at a given time. There must be a conspiracy. There must be grand evil.

If Muir were a Stalinist, he'd be blaming Trotsky. As he is a Republican, he blames Obama. Ha! Now that's how you use the communists.

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