"It's All A Conspiracy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because down on Cripple Creek, she sends me.

Of course, if Muir actually READ the aforementioned sources, he'd know this isn't true, but he doesn't. Also, of course, Muir was perfectly okay with all the deaths back when Bush was in charge, so I must assume he considers this a belated development that would have been a good thing if a proper warmonger was in office.