It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Lord Canti.
So once again, we get two crappy cartoons instead of one. In the first, Muir demonstrates that he still doesn't get the whole... Constitution thing. In the second, he gushes over Reagan. In both, he tries my patience...
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
"Now, I Ain't One A Them Constitutional Lawyers..."
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you are the train I never should have caught.
Well this is cute. I'm waiting for Muir to start explaining about the right of secession.
Well this is cute. I'm waiting for Muir to start explaining about the right of secession.
Monday, February 27, 2012
It's A Twofer! And A Two.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because bran new love song.
Yeah. Remember how Muir spent six years NOT giving a shit about what happened in Afghanistan? Because I sure do.
As for the second strip, Muir continues to imagine that he and his are the triumphant army coming to purge decadence. Even as he continues to draw bad attempts at softcore.
Yeah. Remember how Muir spent six years NOT giving a shit about what happened in Afghanistan? Because I sure do.
As for the second strip, Muir continues to imagine that he and his are the triumphant army coming to purge decadence. Even as he continues to draw bad attempts at softcore.
Sunday, February 26, 2012
"The Boy's Name Is Ignorance."
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because he's Hitler. And he's FUCKING that donkey!
And as Muir produces yet another bizarre rambling word salad discourse that demonstrates he has no idea what he's talking about, let's remember that the ACTUAL Christmas Carol had a very liberal stance, with Dickens coming out against the sociopathic greed that Muir has managed to convince himself is a good thing.
But then, Muir doesn't actually read much, does he?
And as Muir produces yet another bizarre rambling word salad discourse that demonstrates he has no idea what he's talking about, let's remember that the ACTUAL Christmas Carol had a very liberal stance, with Dickens coming out against the sociopathic greed that Muir has managed to convince himself is a good thing.
But then, Muir doesn't actually read much, does he?
Saturday, February 25, 2012
"Ha! They Are All His Zumbie Slaves!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Sweet William on his deathbed lay.
Well, at least he's moving out of his damn "slice-of-humor" strips.
Though the static panels... continue.
Well, at least he's moving out of his damn "slice-of-humor" strips.
Though the static panels... continue.
Friday, February 24, 2012
"Goodbye, Mother Nature..."
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because hooha!
Sometimes, this strip is like something drawn by a twelve-year old.
But a twelve-year old would try to make the panels interesting.
Sometimes, this strip is like something drawn by a twelve-year old.
But a twelve-year old would try to make the panels interesting.
Thursday, February 23, 2012
Enjoy More Static Panels!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because of the fish.
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It's like the Bataan Death March of stupid...
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It's like the Bataan Death March of stupid...
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Beyond Minimalism...
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Mr. Mooney!
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Wow. One panel of a man standing there statically, another of nothing.
Muir dares so much for his art.
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Wow. One panel of a man standing there statically, another of nothing.
Muir dares so much for his art.
Tuesday, February 21, 2012
"Try The Veal!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Popeye!
Rodney Dangerfield had more dignity than this strip. And consider his entire schtick was what a schmuck he was, that's saying something.
Rodney Dangerfield had more dignity than this strip. And consider his entire schtick was what a schmuck he was, that's saying something.
Monday, February 20, 2012
Long Night's Drive Into Idiocy.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Sture Murders.
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I don't know what's worse--Muir's rampant misogyny, or the fact that he's continuing these static 'car driving' panels...
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I don't know what's worse--Muir's rampant misogyny, or the fact that he's continuing these static 'car driving' panels...
Sunday, February 19, 2012
"These Are Clearly MAJOR THREATS!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Sloopy, let your hair down, girl.
Keep breathing heavily, Muir. Maybe you'll pass out.
Keep breathing heavily, Muir. Maybe you'll pass out.
Saturday, February 18, 2012
"All Thugs, And Filthy Anarchists, In The Service Of Evil!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because horsemint.
As Muir continues to hyperventilate, let's take the time to remember that the Republican nomination contest is now between Romney and Santorum.
Ahh, sweet sangfreude.
As Muir continues to hyperventilate, let's take the time to remember that the Republican nomination contest is now between Romney and Santorum.
Ahh, sweet sangfreude.
Friday, February 17, 2012
"Now Come On! Let's Attend Our Illuminati Meeting!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because nom.
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Sigh. That's right, Muir. You're on to the big, hideous conspiracy. It's everyone else who is oblivious. Just like how the Left didn't know what they were talking about on the whole 'torture' deal during the Bush years.
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Sigh. That's right, Muir. You're on to the big, hideous conspiracy. It's everyone else who is oblivious. Just like how the Left didn't know what they were talking about on the whole 'torture' deal during the Bush years.
Thursday, February 16, 2012
A Black Nazi. And I'm Not Even Reading Vonnegut. Unfortunately.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because plop.
Remember when I said that Muir's love of imaginary struggles makes it easy to loathe him? This is precisely why--he tries to tie the nonexistant persecution he's struggling under to genuine atrocities.
This is... rather irritating.
Remember when I said that Muir's love of imaginary struggles makes it easy to loathe him? This is precisely why--he tries to tie the nonexistant persecution he's struggling under to genuine atrocities.
This is... rather irritating.
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
Triumph Is Inevitable When You Make Up Imaginary Struggles.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the fact he's speaking Portuguese?
You know, when you consider the amount of effort Muir goes through to convince himself that he a grand warrior in a heroic struggle, it really makes you loathe the guy.
You know, when you consider the amount of effort Muir goes through to convince himself that he a grand warrior in a heroic struggle, it really makes you loathe the guy.
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
.A Message Of Love.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Smuckers brand peroxide.
And so, on Valentine's Day, Muir chooses to revel in his misogyny.
It seems... appropriate.
And so, on Valentine's Day, Muir chooses to revel in his misogyny.
It seems... appropriate.
Monday, February 13, 2012
Sunday, February 12, 2012
"And A Real Woman Knows The Natural Order Has Been Overturned!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Alan Moore.
I'm going to take this as more proof Muir is not married.
I'm going to take this as more proof Muir is not married.
Saturday, February 11, 2012
"You Could Spot Them By Their Horns And Tails!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Walpurgis.
Ummm... yeah... Muir, as bad as the Soviet Union was, the USSR of the '80s was hardly a place of hideous regular Stalinesque purges--more bloated ineffeciency and isolated bits of brutality punctuated with military exercises in foreign satellites, all of it dedicated to keeping up the pretence that their ideological state was working.
So, pretty much your Bizzaro twin, actually.
Ummm... yeah... Muir, as bad as the Soviet Union was, the USSR of the '80s was hardly a place of hideous regular Stalinesque purges--more bloated ineffeciency and isolated bits of brutality punctuated with military exercises in foreign satellites, all of it dedicated to keeping up the pretence that their ideological state was working.
So, pretty much your Bizzaro twin, actually.
Friday, February 10, 2012
It's Like 'Archer'. Only Without The Irony.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because cough.
Yeah. Yeah. How is it that two characters who've had the Cold War be defunct for their entire adult lives have an understanding of the world that is dominated by the now defunct Cold War?
Oh, that's right. They're written by a bitter old crank who's sad that we never got to drop bombs on Moscow.
Yeah. Yeah. How is it that two characters who've had the Cold War be defunct for their entire adult lives have an understanding of the world that is dominated by the now defunct Cold War?
Oh, that's right. They're written by a bitter old crank who's sad that we never got to drop bombs on Moscow.
Thursday, February 9, 2012
"And By People, I Mean 'Hyperventilating, Brain-Dead Racists'!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because maybe kids don't need the masters.
Ahh, Muir. Let your racist dick colors fly, and try to pretend this is the equal to the 'Strapped my dog to the roof of my car' in alienating dog owners. Go on.
Ahh, Muir. Let your racist dick colors fly, and try to pretend this is the equal to the 'Strapped my dog to the roof of my car' in alienating dog owners. Go on.
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
"Romney Sucks! So Does Obama! But Soldiers Rock!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because damn kids.
Ahh, why hello Muir's cowardly jingoism masquerading as patriotism. It has been awhile, has it?
Ahh, why hello Muir's cowardly jingoism masquerading as patriotism. It has been awhile, has it?
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
Double The Hyperventilating!
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because little busters.
Ahh, two strips today. In one Muir frets over Romney. In the other he frets over the Catholic church and the sacredness of sperm and fetuses. In both, the genteel sounds of a man breathing rapidly into a brown paper bag can be heard, faintly, in the background.
Ahh, two strips today. In one Muir frets over Romney. In the other he frets over the Catholic church and the sacredness of sperm and fetuses. In both, the genteel sounds of a man breathing rapidly into a brown paper bag can be heard, faintly, in the background.
Monday, February 6, 2012
"Now Allow Me To Berate You!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Daniel Deronda.
Wow. Muir really doesn't get human dynamics, does he?
Wow. Muir really doesn't get human dynamics, does he?
Sunday, February 5, 2012
"Get It? The Car Is A Symbol For Romney!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because there is love.
And as the sad realization that Romney is going to win the nomination steals over Muir's heart, he begins to panic.
And as the sad realization that Romney is going to win the nomination steals over Muir's heart, he begins to panic.
Saturday, February 4, 2012
This Comic Brought To You By Dramimine.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Secret Sharer.
I think the weird camera angles are to distract us from the fact that Muir has once again drawn Russian Guyovitch differently.
I think the weird camera angles are to distract us from the fact that Muir has once again drawn Russian Guyovitch differently.
Friday, February 3, 2012
"All The Girls Are Wanting To Be Carnal With Me!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because schlemial.
This is like a sitcom from hell.
And yes, I know I just described Two And A Half Men, but this is worse.
This is like a sitcom from hell.
And yes, I know I just described Two And A Half Men, but this is worse.
Thursday, February 2, 2012
From Russia With Nausea.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because surprise.
Actually, if Russian Guyovitch is in his early twenties, he'd barely remember the days of communist rule...
Ehh, forget it. I'm just trying to avoid thinking about Muir's awful softcore.
Actually, if Russian Guyovitch is in his early twenties, he'd barely remember the days of communist rule...
Ehh, forget it. I'm just trying to avoid thinking about Muir's awful softcore.
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
He Makes Austin Powers Look Dignified...
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Thundercles.
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And Muir thinks this is presidential material. Remember that.
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And Muir thinks this is presidential material. Remember that.
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