"I Care About All This Now, Because President Blacula Is Such An Obvious Threat!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because rolling down.

And obviously, Muir would be making a big deal out of this if Romney had won.  Yes, in between more fun sniper adventures and talk of the evils of Islamocommufacism, Muir would doubtless be criticing the Department of Homeland Security.

(And how does Muir rationalize Obama being the evil pawn of the Muslim conspiracy with this version of the man?  Oh and what am I talking about?  We all know Muir doesn't even bother to keep his various conspiracies straight....)