"Look, Muir REALLY Messed Up His Origin Stories Here, Okay?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because orange leaf.

So Russian Guyovitch--is a Ukrainian.  Which is not quite the same as a Russian.  As Nestor Makhno would argue quite fervently.

Ahh, Muir.  Your desire to tell stories about the world is hindered by your massive ignorance of the world.