"It HAS To Be A Conspiracy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because if I had wings like Noah's dove, I'd fly up the river to the one I love.

Yes.  The fact that so many Republicans are facing legal troubles HAS to be the result of evil plotting.  It can't be the result of a party whose philosophy that government is the problem makes its members even more likely to engage in corrupt practices when in power, and prone to see themselves as above the law, which creates more problems.  Nope.  I mean, sure, when Democrats are facing problems, it's proof of their party's lack of moral fiber and danger to these United States--but Republicans?  Nah, just a plot.  Just a plot.