"Well, I Did Make Him A Ukrainian, But... Then I Changed My Mind."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because surge.

Oh, like Sam Elliot is in any position about ethnic and regional stereotypes.

"Yeah! Doesn't He Get That They're All Subhuman And Evil!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hey, it's a tomahawk.

And now he's reduced to the straight man in a racist joke.

"He's A Wimp! And A Fascist! And Also, Funny Looking!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Modest Mussgorsky.

Man, Russian Guyovitch has the worst taste in women....

"Also, The World Is Flat! Read It In A Book!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Thomas Chatterton was both a forger and brilliant poet.  Simultaneously.

Muir loves to wave his stupid like a banner, doesn't he?

Continuing Your Double Dose Of Stupid...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Hortense.

And... more lactation fetish, more conspiracy talk.

Only this time, in a stolen government car.

Fun.

I Don't Know Which Is More Disturbing...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the storm clouds are raging all around my door.

Ahh.  More lactation fetish, hosted by Samurai Mom, and the Square Planet going full-blown nutso.

Fun.

More... Muted... Shock...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because every Dixie boy must understand he has to listen to Uncle Sam.

Muir has issues.

My Response Is Muted Shock.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Basement Tapes.

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Sometimes, there are no words.

"You Silly Liberals, Thinking You Understand The Deeper Truths!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because slow down, you move too fast.

See, if we could just appreciate Muir's lousy attempts at cheesecake, we could also appreciate the deeper truths of Fox News! 

"See? Science Is Our Friend!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because under Tully.

And the sitcom from Hell... continues...

Plugging Ridiculous Plot Holes In Between Bursts Of Bigotry.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because multiplication table.

Yeah, so... again, how is the government wrongfully "persecuting" these guys?  They're a bunch of people doing highly illegal things that have holed up in their creepy compound. 

"Yeah! Bringing Back This One! 'Cause It's So True!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Paul Williams.

The question for me has become not merely "What does Muir actually know about the French Revolution?"--it's become "Has Muir yet begun to reach the floor of his ignorance of this matter?"

"See, Even My Imaginary Asian Woman Knows The White Race Is Doomed!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because bake shop.

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That was racist in so many ways, it'd be nearly impossible to count them all...

"Har Har! I Is So Witty!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because unbroken.

And once again, Muir uses his imaginary black guy to serve as the mouthpiece for his bile, which he imagines is a brilliant display of courage.  Because, you know, the eyes of the Muslim world are clearly on his crappy webcomic.

"Hunting And Staring At Bad Pinup Art Is What Makes A Man A Man!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Thracian gladiators.

Apparently every damn panel takes place in a different universe.  That's how bad the blocking is.

What A Charmer...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the angry river.

Ahh, we can enjoy Damon both in his 'creepy guy we're supposed to find charming' and his 'fake black guy who Muir thinks he can have say racist things and get away with' hats.

Delightful.

A One-Two Punch Of Crazy, And Sexist

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because jelly belly.

Sometimes the double strips are because Muir just doesn't have enough room to be awful in.

An Imaginary Female's Work Is Never Done.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because turkey.

When in doubt of what to do next, the female portion of the cast of DbD can always be counted on to pose in a ridiculous fashion and provide fodder for sexist jokes.

"See, Wimmen... Theys Emotional..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because he was smiling.

And remember, we don't see the kids because Muir really can't draw them.

"It's Good To See That You Recognize Your Own Inferiority!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because how could you leave your goosefeather bed?

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And as usual, Muir can't help but make the people he thinks we should dislike the sympathetic ones...

"Was World War One Over When The Martians Bombed Scranton?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Kurmainz.

This strip cowritten by Jack Daniel and Jim Beam.

"I'm Sure I Know What I'm Talking About Here!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hat.

Enjoy the old man shouting at clouds through his creepy female ventriloquist dummy.

"I Read It In The Politically Incorrect Guide, So It Must Be True!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because aluminum tastes like fear.

Except that Charles Martel defeated the Moors at Tours.

And that was over two centuries before the Crusades.  And had little to do with them.

 Oh, and Martel used the defeat to shore up his family's power base in the Frankish kingdom--which wasn't EXACTLY France, yet--and let his son, Peppin the Short depose the Merovingians kings with the approval of the Pope, and set his own line up in power, until they were in turn deposed by the Capets.

So... yeah...

"We'll Need The Bullets To Fight The ZOG."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Ray Charles.

Yeah.  Yeah.  I feel for those demonspawn.  I really do. 

"Also, I've Become Paralyzed, And Must Stand Here In The Same Position!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Fields of Gold.

Obviously, nothing will top the week Damon poured coffee nonstop, but damn it, you wish he'd put more effort when he traces the same panel over and over again...

"Damn Furriners! Need To Build A Wall!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hey, nineteen.

And remember, Muir feels Zed and Sam's lack of charity to their own blood is a good thing.

Welcome To The Relationship.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because winter storm warning.

And remember, this is supposed to be Nick and Nora Charles-type witty byplay.

"They Are Calling It Racist! I Say 'American Sniper' Isn't Racist ENOUGH!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because there she weaves by night and day.

Yes, Muir, your cowardly assassination fantasies are proof of what a real American you are.

Just like Charles J. Guiteau's.  Who at least was willing to put his money where his crazyass mouth was.