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It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because what could I do?

The sitcom from hell... continues for persistence is one of the signs of the devil.

"No, I Don't Know What The Hell I'm Talking About! Why Should I? Knowledge Is The Enemy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because negative.

At moment's like this, I am left wondering why this strip even exits.

Commence Coitus.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because use.

Muir has a rare talent for making female anatomy utterly unappealing, I'll grant him that.

"Today On--Sitcom FROM HELL!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the magic word is 'swordfish'.

And then they all fell down a well.

And were eaten by bears.

With power tools.

"I'm Suddenly In Favor Of An Electric Car!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Bring it on up.

The thing about being a nutter is, you wind up having no real idea what your talking about, so your causes wind up transforming into whatever has caught your attention at the moment...

"Their Refusal To Understand How This Is Clearly A Big Deal Is Proof Of How Awesome We Are!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because secular republicanism.

Remember when Jan actually had opinions?

Likely no.  It's been awhile, and the links to the old strips are now broken.

And I really don't want to go back through thousands of posts and make them all work.

I'm ONLY MORTAL!

"Who Just Happen To Be Black!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Terra Titanic.

This crypto-racist claptrap with a special appearance by Gollum!

When Jesus And Jack Daniels Meet.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the time has come to leave again, let's activate the Noah Plan.

Yeah, that's... not what it meant...

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Really, this whole strip is an extra-crazy display of Muir's gnosticism regards reality, isn't it...

"And Remember, No Spinning Your Head Around! It Upsets The Guests!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because smear on the glasses.

I could comment on the snake joke, but frankly, Muir's continued inability to draw children remains the better joke.

"And There Is Nothing Egotistical, Sad, Or Creetpy About This At All!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because eyebrow.


Yes, they love REAL freedom more than the rest of us, who love fake freedom, which involves things besides guns, and supporting random wars, and hating people not like us. 

"New Sociopath Alert!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Adia.

Amazing the more we learn about the characters, the less they seem like characters, isn't it?

"This Has Got To Be Totally Like The Nazis!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because stronk.

Muir really thinks he's making a brilliant point here.

"So She's Also An Antisemite!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because can you still recall in the jukebox hall when the music played?

I think one big reason right wingers like Israel so much is it lets them tar the left as antisemitism.  While still letting them keep their deeply antisemitic beliefs by shifting it on to 'International financiers'.

"The Fact That I Can Blackmail The Government Is Proof Of My Coolness, And Righteousness!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because samovar.

Muir just doesn't know how to write heroes, does he?

"Clearly A Terrifying Vision Of The Future!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because row row, fight da power.

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I'm having 90s flashbacks.

It's not a good feeling.

"Yep! Those Evil, Deluded Servants Of--THE CONSPIRACY!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Dear Prudence.

So... Muir watched Young Frankenstein last night, ehh?

"And What Have I Done To Deserve This? Aside From Kill People, And Flaut The Laws, I Mean..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the righteous are allowed to trespass seven times, as the Lord says.

And Muir's batshit conspiracy theorizing runs into the fact that his characters are the sort of people you WANT the law checking up on...

"Don't She Know Her Body Is For Our Enjoyment?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ye diggers.

I'm finding Grampa Texas' homespun wisdom less and less amusing, and more and more like the rantings of a potential serial killer.

"Yeah, They Are Such REAL Racists!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the club is all their law.

And Muir really imagines he's making a great point here.  He really does.

"Yep! This Makes Total Sense!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because yawn.

The cray-cray is just getting worse, isn't it?

Just like the artwork.

"I An Officer Of The Law, Clearly Approve Of Cold-Blooded Murder."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hey ho.

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Jesus.

A new low in the cast's lack of self-awareness...

"Don't You Thugs Understand The Constitution Gives Folks Like Us No Accountability! Go Harass The Urban Poor!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because may the circle be unbroken.

Gee, why do they keep watching these people who constantly escalate the situation and clearly imagine that laws are for other people?  WHY?

"And All This Is To Show How Healthy I Am In My Sexuality!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because to the country we're going.

Muir really needs to vary the models he traces off of. 

That's all I can say.

"See! This Shows What Creeps My Imaginary Bad Guys Are!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because when I go to my grave, my head will be high.

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They look like Barbie dolls.

Only, with nipples drawn on.

"Guns! Breast Feeeding! Guns! Breast Feeding!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because under a swollen silver moon.

Freud would have a field day with this strip.

Really.

"Yes! All The Bullets! BANNED!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Boulangist.

Of course, plenty of bullets are illegal already, but... no, no, any call for regulation is a theft of precious freedom.

"We'll Fight This Insidious Imaginary Threat Vigilante-Style! That'll Work!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because black no. 1.

Remember that episode of The Simpsons where Burns and Homer are stuck in a cabin together, and Burns starts imagining that Homer wants to do horrible things to him, while noting "He's mad to even think that."?

Yeah, I know, I've given away that I'm old enough to remember when The Simpsons was great.  So what?

Letting His Freak Flag Fly High...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it might have meant a thing or two if I had known the difference.

Sometimes, this strip heads in General Jack D. Ripper territory.

Other times, it sets up a tent there, and starts waving a shotgun around menacingly.

You Know, I Think We Can Agree That Having Characters Use The Word 'Jewess' Is A Tell They're Not Nice...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because horehound drops.

Among the first casualties of Waco were four ATF agents, killed in the line of duty.

Somehow, they never rank a mention in cray-cray accounts.

"And Why Do They Persecute Us So? Aside From Our Various Crimes, Of Course."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because cafe.

I never thought I would find myself nostalgic for the subtle humor and characters of Smokey and the Bandit.

"Huzzah For The Neo-Confederacy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because elephant.

And Muir, after finally realizing that the real world is not matching his version of it very well, jumps into a crazy-ass future.