"We'll Fight This Insidious Imaginary Threat Vigilante-Style! That'll Work!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because black no. 1.

Remember that episode of The Simpsons where Burns and Homer are stuck in a cabin together, and Burns starts imagining that Homer wants to do horrible things to him, while noting "He's mad to even think that."?

Yeah, I know, I've given away that I'm old enough to remember when The Simpsons was great.  So what?