"How Dare They Support The Impure!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because murky.

Muir is trying to find his way back to his previous stance of Trump support, I see.

Called It.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hambone.

Always knew Sam would love them.

Because, you know she's such an all-American.

Ha... Ha...?

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because nightmares in the night.

As I'm fond of noting there's a tendency for the details of Muir's created world to collide with each other with a sort of fevered aplomb, setting up all sorts of strange contradictions, all so that his cast can be simultaneously the persecuted few and the hidden elite.  Which isn't necessarily that odd an idea, but Muir is simply very bad at keeping the joins from showing.

"Hoo Ha! Casual BIGOTRY!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because portrait of a cow.

Hick Redneck just gets more and more... charming.

The Strip's Own Wesley Crusher. God Save Us All.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Angelica Huston.

So, Muir has really added a child prodigy who invents stuff to his cast.

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Huh.

The California Hate Continues.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because neon dog.

"My grandmother went to Frisco last year.  She said it was quite nice."

"Your grandmother was WRONG!"

Old Man Shouts At Cloud Through "Black" Sockpuppet.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Wreath.

"I have no idea exactly what I'm complaining about, but I know that I hate California!"

"What's Happening To Our Faces?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Macedonian boxer.

As Damon reminds us how obnoxious he can be, we ask what dimension did Redneck Hick's nose vanish to?

"This Is What President Obama Believes!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Rule Britannia, Britannia rules the waves.

Remember everyone, white bigotry is GOOD, and keeps bad things out, especially evil black bigotry, which is so uppity, and liberals want to take away everything fun.  So all this is brilliant satire.

In other news, Muir attempts to get around his inability to make the children not look like demonspawn by not drawing the girl's face.

"We Are Very Respectful Of Our Hebraic Kin!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fine leather binding.

This is starting to feel like another one of Muir's elaborate, unintentional shaggy dog plotlines, doesn't it?

Boobies And Jokes About Boobies Will Keep This Strip Strong!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Kim Il Jong has a flower named for him.  Isn't that vaguely awful?

Why haven't these people killed each other yet?

"I Draw Such Great Sexy Times!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Friendly's.

Like so much else, Muir attempts to make soft-core porn stumble on his general incompetence.

"Yep! Rapists EVERYWHERE! And Now--BOOBIES!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because when your hope's on fire, but you know your desire, don't hold a glass over  the flame.

A marvelous view of BOTH aspects of Muir's utter creeper sexism that imagines it is the building block of western civilization.  Complete with the fondling of the death dealing metal substitute penis.

And H.G. Wells Weeps Bitter Tears.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sampo.

Muir has never read The Time Machine, has he?

Desperate Attempt At Sexiness And Desperate Attempt At Revelance Take Two.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because come alive with the dreamer's dream.

I rather love that the people who have spent the last few years burning their bridges and whittling down their options still insist that the President is the dumb one.  NOT THEM!

"I Dreamed You Plunged America Into Anarchy AND Tyranny At The Same Time!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because real 0 or fake Celsius 0.

As we sit and soak in the crazy, we must consider the question--does Muir realize that he's just destroyed the Air Force, the FBI and the CIA along with all those other agencies?

"Barbeque Is All We Have Left!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Lenny Bruce is not afraid.

Muir's cloud-shouting is getting worse.

And that is an impressive feat, in a way.

"Yay! We Have Less And Less To Write About!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because window shades.

No news of the utter collapse of the "protesters" in Oregon, eh?  Complete with the humiliating arrest of Cliven Bundy?

On reflection, I'm not surprised.

And So Dies An Absolutely Dreadful Plot That Went Nowhere.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because where are the snows of yesteryear?

And so, as a bizarre and pointless plot thread vanishes into the ether from whence it came, we find ourselves contemplating the new character, Flabby Hick Redneck, and filling with ever-increasing dread...

How Quickly They Turn On You.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because egg chair.

And it's not even a good version of that old chestnut.



See?

"This HAS To Be True! I'm Emotionally Invested In It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because flambe.

More of the grand conspiracy that must be true, because Muir thinks it is true, eh?

"I'll Defend A Toxic Industry That Claims To Be Safe, And A Sexist Shitheel Who Claims He Was Just Kidding!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because laurels.

Man, how dare people try to make being evil have consequences!  Haven't they read Atlas Shrugged?  That's how you kill industry! 

"That's Right, The Muslim Hordes Are Pouring Over The Rio Grande! Just Like In Europe!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because what color is your parachute?

Interestingly enough, the slur 'kebab' was very popular in Serbia.

When they went all ethnic cleansing on the Albanians and Bosnians.

Just so you know where Muir stands.

"They Are Awful And Sexist In A Way Different Than My Own Awful Sexism!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because blanche.

Muslim immigrants.

From Mexico.

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Muir really has no idea what the world looks like, does he?

"My Liberalism Is Disgusted By These People!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because mysterious lamp.

Wow, it's like he barely tries to write Jan as anything other than a member of the hivemind anymore...

"This Is Doubtless Going To Be The First Of Many Epic Victories!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because popular music.

Well, let's see what Muir is saying in a week, eh?

"Well, This Was A Well-Handled Addition To Our Cast."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because splatterlight.

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It's sort of like watching the wheels spin on a car that has fallen upside down into a ditch...

"See? We're Not Racist! We Like Foreign Food!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because BNP.

A fine example of Muir's ability to produce strips that do nothing, from either a plot, or a humor standpoint...

Ride Your Penis Substitute Into The Sunset.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Grand Canyon.

And once again, Muir imagines that he is making a likable character...