It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Rule Britannia, Britannia rules the waves.
Remember everyone, white bigotry is GOOD, and keeps bad things out, especially evil black bigotry, which is so uppity, and liberals want to take away everything fun. So all this is brilliant satire.
In other news, Muir attempts to get around his inability to make the children not look like demonspawn by not drawing the girl's face.