"Remember, Once Again, FBI Bad!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because nightmares in the night.

And remember once again, people, these organizations are now our dire enemies, and always were.

"How Dare The Lugenpresse And Their Jewish Overlord Not Respect Her Apologism!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sugar maple.

If there is an afterlife, a good portion of Muir's hell is going to be the simple realization that he was the bad guy.

Another portion will be the realization that he was tremendously untalented.

"Take That, Hillary! Take That YET AGAIN!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because accidentally like a martyr. 

Not much more in the begging bowl, mmm?

"As Opposed To The Republicans, Who Are... Ummm..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because napkins.

I fully await Muir to contradict this tomorrow to slander Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, because realizing that he's saying the opposite of what he said previously is not Muir's strong point.

"You Are The Racists Not Us! Always And For Always!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you were always on my mind.

And let's ignore the policies that have brought this on, let's ignore how desegregation happened, let's ignore everything else, just to get that awful attempt at wit in there.

In meantime, you know the begging fundraising's going poorly--he's left off the percentages again.

"Come On! More Money! Now!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because police on my back.

So, as Muir gives a take on Sara Huckabee Sanders problems eating out that isn't a simplification at all, obviously, let's notice that he's not only behind in his begging fundraising, he's stalled in momentum, having been stuck at 50% for two days, and only reaching 51% today.

"And It Is Such A Mystery Why They Are So Offended!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Brandy Alexander.

 Of course, Muir doesn't mention all the insults that go in the opposite direction, or, you know, the Nazi boosting.  Or the atrocities.  Nope, it's just a lot of rudeness for no reason that he can understand.

And he is apparently still at 50%.  Gonna be a long panhandling session fund raiser.

"And If They're Civil, We Call Them Weak And Effeminate! It's Win-Win!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Creme de Menthe.

 As Muir continues to express his long-standing belief that if you're upsetting people, it must be a good thing, he also celebrates finally reaching 50%, something that's taken longer this year.

Let's see if he can ever make a connection.

"They Are All Childish Sissies!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Irish Cream.

As Muir whines about his somehow inept, yet omnipotent opponents again, let's note that he still hasn't quite hit 50% yet.

He probably will tomorrow, but still, small victories.

"The FBI Is Now Evil!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because

Remember, government snipers who aren't Captain Mitty are evil.  And we've always been at war with Eurasia.

"All Is Well, Citizens! All Is Well!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Sambuca.

As Muir has nothing new to say in his slander of the IG--a conspiracy that apparently involves the FBI working against Trump, but not actually doing anything to really hurt him WHILE scuttling the chances of the person they were supposedly working for--I will move on to note that he has not only NOT reached 50% yet, he's seen only a 1% increase.

Gonna be a long panhandling session pledge drive this year.

"I Insist I Know What Is Going On!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Jagermeister.

Muir's desperation, on all sorts of things, bleeds off the comic. 

"Look, The Important Thing Is I Really Need More Money!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because green Chartreuse.

As Muir desperately insists that clearly the report that said what he didn't want to hear is fake, he also notes that he's gotten less money this year.

After starting earlier.

Yeah, I'm loving the schadenfreude. 

"Responding To Crises In A Mature Manner Is Communism!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because yellow Chartreuse.

"We are the good guys, and the fact that we choose the worst possible choice on everything is PROOF of that!"

"Somehow, This Is Making A Valid Point Against My Opponents! Somehow."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I've got to lose this skin I'm imprisoned in.

These days Muir's even half-assing his sexism.

"Time To Torture A Sentient Being!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I fly a starship across the universe divide.

It says something that when the cast interacts with a miracle of AI, they ultimately wind up hurting it out of petty spite.

Things Have Now Progressed To A Steady March Of Awful.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because murky gray.

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Yeah.  This is clearly such a winner.

"It's Awesome That The President Is Meeting With The Crazy Dictator I Used To Swear He Had Quaking In Fear!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because coughing fit.

Hey, remember when Tillerson wasn't an unperson in this strip?

Fun times.  Fun times.

So, He's Alexa, Only More Obnoxious.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because All the Money In the World.

...

It's kind of amusing that Jeeves is supposed to be seen as helpful.

Because, Of Course.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because spirit of the radio.

My guess is that Muir was starting to miss indulging in his breastfeeding fetish.

That Strip Just Happened.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Slim Pickens.

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That strip went past crazy, into "gibbering and flinging its own shit against the wall".

"Hating Bill Gives Meaning To Our Bleak Lives!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because turn another page on the teenage rampage now.

Clearly, this is the most important topic they could be focusing on right now.

"Yes, Half The Voters Are Scum And Sheep!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because career opportunities, the ones that never knock.

Clearly, the murderers in the compound represent all that is good about our nation.

Robot Humor, Now With Horrible Misogynistic Hillary Bashing!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because out here in the fields, I fought for my meals.

...

Yeah, that was just what this entire awful premise needs.  Awful, incoherent Hillary Clinton jokes.

Robot Humor, Now With Puns!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because weeble-wobbles wobble but they don't fall down.

Well, this remains an... interesting choice to begin a pledge drive on. 

...

*shudders*

A Strip That Can Barely Bother To Care.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because bran flour.

Because this is the sort of strip you want to showcase--a badly drawn poorly written mess featuring characters that break your setting.

"We Accept Check, Credit, And Money Orders. Or Just An Envelope Stuffed With Bills."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Guide to Trees.

As the completely unfunny story of the robot characters we never needed goes on, I'm going to note that this year's begging seems to be starting lower than usual.  So let's see how long the damn thing drags on this time...

"Now I Like Rosanne Barr!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'm standing at the gates of the west.

And Muir jumps on the latest controversy much too late, and with nothing really to say.

Same as it ever was.

...You Know The Picard Face-Palm Meme?

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'm walking in the rain--tears are falling and I feel a pain.

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This is profoundly a moment where you're supposed to realize that a mistake has been made.

Chris Muir's Scenes From A Marriage.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because if you change your mind, I'm the first in line.

And remember, folks, the Spinoff is still going and is so crazy it makes the rest of the strip look like happy fun cheery things.