Remember, Real Muricans Are White.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because go Stallions!

Well, I'm waiting for the inevitable 'Youse the Nazis!' strip that always seems to follow Muir spewing racist, Nazi bullshit.

The Crazy Loops Back On Itself.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Tiger March.

You know, even as Muir regurgitates the same old crazy and the same old theories, he broadcasts how mad he still is that a Black man was elected president.

Well, That Confirms My Longstanding 'Kentucky Gentleman' Is The Co-Writer Theory.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Belichick, why?

 ...You know, Muir's newfound appreciation for Putin makes so much sense right now. They really are each other's sort of people.

Your Sitcom From Hell.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Demon Deacons.

...

And he thinks this is all laughs and goodtimes. That's what gets me.

Bad, Creepy Sex Comedy, And Terrible Blocking. Muir's Own PB And Chocolate.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Salute to Courage.

...

I still cannot get over that "boy's" unfortunate face.

The Sex Comedy Nobody Needed.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Emerald cashews.

...

And soon Muir will go back to screaming about what vile pedoscum the left are...

Think Of It Mandrake!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Branded to Kill.

Well, Muir's giving a pretty good display how far into his bullshit militia fantasy he's fallen--Zed's speech would function as a villain's by most measures. So let's focus on the fact that the supposedly youthful new love interest looks to be in his forties.

No, You Haven't, Kid. The Man Who Writes You Has.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because thunder road.

Yeah, sometimes Muir really forgets that the whole cast isn't his age.

Creepy And Incoherent.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Fighting Illini.

It's a strange fact that one of the things that keeps Muir's awfulness in check is his terrible blocking and inability to convey meaning. I get just enough of this strip to realize it's awful after a few readings, but what is supposed to be happening is tough to get.

...Ick.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because genius.

Bold move, mixing your fascism with your sexual hangups even more, Muir. I wasn't sure it could be done, but damn it, you proved me wrong.

Now I need to bleach my mind.

Clearly, A Man Of Probity.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because might solve a mystery.

It's always been fascinating watching Muir blend his self-righteousness pose of moral superiority and his Rat Pack style leering in the same strip. 

And also vomit-inducing.

The Praetorians Had To Be Cool! Their Name Is Boss.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because there's a lot of ruins in Mesopotamia.

Ah, yes, the glorified imperial bodyguard that became notorious for assassinating emperors and then selling the office to the highest bidder, as well as lording over the city of Rome. By accident, Muir has managed to get exactly his sort of people.

I should mention that aside from his baths, which were a program he inherited from his father, Caracalla was a really terrible emperor who once ordered a massacre at the city of Alexandria because the inhabitants made fun of his beard.

So yeah, more Muir's people.

So... The Romans Somehow Caused Vesuvius To Erupt?

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Demon Deacons.

It's always fun watching Muir mix his abysmal fascist politics with ignorance about history and ability to mangle a point.

Goebbels Had More Subtlety.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Baylor College.

So, it's yesterday's strip, but worse.

Man, that's happening a lot these days.

Go On, Muir. Tell Us That Everyone Else Is A Nazi Again.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because shocking.

As we watch Muir imagine that a county council could do this, let's point out that the war in Ukraine, where people are facing an actual invasion, by actual invaders, who actually trying to kill them not only makes Muir's bullshit look like the cowardly, racist, fascist drivel it is, but that Muir has rapidly put himself on the wrong side of that issue.

As the invaders lose and look like punks as they do it.

"Youse Is Like Serial Killahs!"

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because All-America Football Conference.

...

The comparison is a bit rich coming from the straw liberal that Muir turned into a de facto rightwinger because he wanted to fuck her.

Cops Should Stop Black Protesters, Not White Putschists!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because heirs to the Cold War, that's what we've become.

Muir says this as he mourns a failed fascist coup for a whiny incompetent wannabe strongman, and applauds a foreign dictator invading his neighbor, and also failing at it.

Muir isn't just a fascist, he's a stupid, weak fascist who likes the same.

For A Certain Value Of Unarmed.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because do the safety dance.

It's bleakly fascinating watching Muir come up with yet another spin on January 6th, while confirming that yes, if the cops try to stop his sort from breaking their laws, then they're Nazis to him.

Because Nazis don't like any authority that isn't them.

They Are So Knowledgeable On The Politics.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Baltimore Ravens.

You know, rather than deal with the bizarre political situation described here, which is pretty much classic Muir gobbledygook, I will focus on the fact that much like Sam and Zed, Damon and Jan have pretty much wound up the same character at this point. But where the Sam/Zed combine gives up plenty of Muir declaring the white redneck supermen are your superiors, Damon/Jan just make lame attempts at zingers and act like assholes.

"Why He Not Speaks Goodly Likes I Can?"

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashurbanipal, and Gilgamesh.

Remember when Muir was treating Trump like a genius? And before him, Dubya?

So Much Projection.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because we're the Mesopotamians.

This a vile man who wants to see himself as moral and his bigotry as righteous.

While also expecting to have his predilections forgiven, for he is of the flock.

Muir Gives A Shoutout To His Newest Mancrush.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because electric violin.

As we have yet another strip where the American government is in awe of the compound and its might, I feel obligated to note that it's kind of amazing how quickly Muir's adopted Putin as one of the good ones.

A Plethora Of Really Bizarre Sexual Fetishes.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Chicago Cardinals.

...

At times like this, I am not only struck by the extent to which Muir has revealed his subconscious to the world, but by how he apparently has no idea how strange this all is. It's not the strangeness by itself--people have a right to be tickled by what tickles their fancy--it's that Muir is so wrapped up in his own head, so assured of his own rightness, that it never occurs to him that this is weird and revealing.

The Point Is Obvious.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Los Angeles Dons.

...

Won't lie. I'm a bit in the weeds about the robot sex plotline.

Terrorism Is Always The Answer, When It's The Cast Doing It.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because white wheat.

He revels in his ability to inflict cruelty on imaginary brown people, the cowardly little fascist that he is.

Muir Is Proud To Be Fascist Traitor Scum.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because get's loose, looking down field.

...

It's fascinating to see how nakedly treasonous Muir has gotten and how utterly nonsensical his Biden has gotten.

Remember The Truth Which Only The Initiated Can Percieve.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because #45 is back deep to recieve.

Ahh. Antivax nonsense. Haven't seen that in awhile. It's kind of fascinating how quickly that became a standard, in'it?

Why Can They Not Be Men Of Rectitude Like Muir?

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because la lune.

It's bleakly fascinating watching Muir strike his hypocritical pose again, this time against Republicans. It seems the party has put the lessons of January 6th down the memory hole and are telling themselves that no, no, the crocodile doesn't want to eat them, even as it licks its lips.

See, He's Being Satirical.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because forty-three, forty-three.

...

Yeah, somehow Skye's Real Murican News seems kinda awful.

Truly, Only Homegrown Fascists And Foreign Dictators Can Save The Nation.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I feel free.

That Muir and the Peanut Gallery think that is profound instead of pathetic and awful says so much about them.