"How Dare The Scum React To Behavior We Are Doing To Be Provocative!"

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Manxman.

And Muir's cast revel in their meaningless, effortless victory. Again.

Inferior Decadent Cityfolk! Daring To Respect Deviants!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Champagne.

I await Muir explaining that his cast having to treat others with at least a modicum of respect in public is some sort of hideous imposition, and a sign of the naturally inferior morals of the Leftist urbanites.

Oh, This Again.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Easy Virtue.

That is probably Zir, and if it isn't, is yet another gender-ambiguous queer hate-figure. It doesn't really matter, whatever the case it's going to be yet another hateful, utterly pathetic foe that the cast will trounce effortlessly because that's all they do, trounce ridiculous caricatures of what Muir imagines Leftism, immigrants and queer sexuality to be.

...Uh-huh.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Farmer's Wife.

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The shoutouts to fans are getting fucking weird.

Muir Continues To Not Get What Words Mean.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Downhill.

I assume Eva's also been magically aged up at this point, which means the condition is catching.

Also, ick.

"Ha Ha! Look At The Inferior Lib NPC!"

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Ring.

It says something that Muir's so marinated in his own awfulness by this point that his straw leftists operate by nonsense jargon that only makes sense to him.

Exactly! Only Decadent Females Carry Such Things!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Lodger: A Story of the London Fog.

It's like on some level, Muir knows how ridiculous he sounds. So he just shouts louder to bury it deeper.

Beware Of The Left's Decadent Wiles, Youngsters!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Mountain Eagle.

You know, after endless depictions of cities as urban hellscapes prowled in by criminal scum, we get the other popular reactionary vision of them--decadent and wasteful places that offer luxuries that sap the spirit and will. This is Muir at his most shallow and hypocritical--he doesn't actually mind luxuries at all, provided they're the luxuries he's coded as good. Many of which are coarsest, most vulgar things imaginable, as I've noted before, the trucknut as a symbol of virtue. 

It's the way of the fascist who wants a narrow blinkered world where everything he loves gets declared either high culture or true culture, and everything else is degenerate filth.

Muir Goes Extra Heavy On The Racism.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Pleasure Garden.

The extent to which the strip is now little more than a deluded old bigot spouting racist gibberish and every now and then explaining, no, no, you're the real racist, is kind of astounding at times.

In universe, you'd wonder how Damon would handle all this naked white supremacy now, but then you recall that the cast declared him an honorary White a while back, and he was delighted.

Tragedy Is Always An Excuse To Be Racist.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Number 13.

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Muir can always make horrible things just a bit worse.

He Is Muir's Sort Of Person.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Columbo Likes the Nightlife.

A shout-out to a fan winds up a good display of Muir's racism and Miles Gloriosus tendencies.

This is about as pleasant as Muir gets these days. And it's still pretty awful.

They Lack Muir's Intellectual Rigour To Know They Is Poopyheads!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Murder with Too Many Notes.

Ahh. Whining about how the people you are trying to offend have temerity to be offended. Classic Muir. The funny thing is he's almost certain, having portrayed the inhabitants of Teeter as unthinking sheeple, to start portraying them as ivory tower types out of sync with the instinctual blood and soil politics of the Volk.

Because once again, the only thing that matters is that everything about the Left is evil and wrong. The exact attributes that makes them so can swapped about at will, so that they can be, metaphorically speaking, tall and thin or short and squat, as needed, whichever is the shape of degeneracy at that given moment.

Funny How He Almost Instinctively Chooses A Jewish Democrat To Be The One Saying This, Eh?

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Ashes to Ashes.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again... Muir declaring his opponents moral degenerates has never been great, but it's gotten absolutely disgusting of late, the smug moral superiority of a man with no real morals at all.

As Usual, Most Of The Accusations Are Confessions.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because A Trace of Murder.

It's kind of amazing, how nearly everything Muir accuses the Democrats of doing, Trump is actually doing or badly attempting to do. 

But once again, Muir doesn't understand how things work, and just assumes that racism and bullying are the answer to everything.

Naked Thuggery Just Proves You're Right!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Strange Bedfellows.

He really thinks this cowardly bullshit is laudable, doesn't he?

You Can Just Hear The Ominous Musical Sting As That Sign Is Shown, Can't You?

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Undercover.

I have to admit, that sign did get a laugh out of me. But it''s a laugh AT Muir, not with him. Because, let's be honest, this is Muir at his most pathetic, the cringing whine of a man who hates having his bigotry and evil called bigotry and evil, trying to wrap itself up so that it comes out like a smug dismissal and failing. 

Also, we learn that not-Austin is actually named 'Teeter', it's not some sort of nickname. Because of course it isn't, Muir is shit at naming things.

Always Be Gaslighting.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Butterfly in Shades of Gray.

There's something quietly tiresome in Muir sticking to his fantasy version of DOGE, to avoid looking at the tariffs, and everything else. He's as much mark as he is con.

Whining, And The Breastfeeding Fetish Going In Scary New Directions.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because It's All in the Game.

Obviously, Muir is conflating disapproving of Musk and Trump with wanting to kill them. Which is not only a good example of his distorting of facts to depict a world where he and his are so oppressed, man, but even more, an example of his utter hypocrisy. Muir, after all, writes a strip where characters talk about killing his opponents frequently. But that's different. That's him. He and his get to scream oppression for their opponents wanting to give people health care and call for heads to roll from this unnatural desire. But voicing an objection to his wanting to shred the Constitution? Clearly, the evil plotting of deviants that shows how dangerous you are.

It's eternal 'heads, I win, tails, you lose.' Alongside the creepy as shit breastfeeding stuff, which let's be honest is getting downright disturbing of late. 

Welp, There Goes Sleep Tonight.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because A Bird in the Hand...

You know, if Muir was going for genuinely horrific, this would actually be pretty well done. But because he's aiming for 'funny/sexy', it just makes the failure worse.

"Come On, Honey! Let's Go To Not-Austin!"

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because No Time to Die.

For those somewhat mystified by this magical "college town" of Teeter, so far as I can tell, it's a fictitious city to go with his fictitious county.

Because I'm pretty sure Muir's never been to Texas. Just imagined it.

Pretending He Likes The Cybertruck To Own The Libs.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Death Hits the Jackpot.

It's kind of amazing how aimless the strip has been over the last week. Trump announces what's supposed to be the defining policy of his administration--and Muir coughs and tries to pay attention to something else.

The Supremely Arrogant Confidence Of The Supremely Ignorant Asshat.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Columbo and the Murder of a Rock Star.

It says something that Muir imagines that the activities of his cast and the Trump administration are akin to natural forces, and that saying this is just sensible, instead of hubristic.

Then again, he clearly doesn't know much of the actual story of Cnut, who was A) a king, and B) was demonstrating the limits of his power.

Running A Car Shop, Sending Innocent Men To El Salvador--Same Thing, Really.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Caution: Murder Can Be Hazardous to Your Health.

As Muir continues to ignore what's actually happening in the world to whine about how everybody isn't obeying Trump's authorITIE in a particularly morally bankrupt fashion, I have to ask, what the fuck is Kiko doing in that car shop that ranks a federal injunction against it?

I mean, I know Muir lives in a world where things like this are just evil persecution, but let's be honest--his cast are fucking supervillains.

Only Corruption Would Make A Judge Not Approve Of Fascism!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Columbo Goes to College.

Once again Muir's sore winner tendencies on display, where what's demanded from everyone else is constant and complete validation and submission. And also, once again, Muir's just ignoring everything that's going on in the world. Tariffs? What tariffs? (And for that matter, ever notice that Muir's cast of 100% All-Muricans don't give a damn about sports except to complain about how Black athletes are getting uppity? Houston is in the Men's Championship in an upset, and Muir's cast doesn't give a damn. I guess they're only so Texan, after all.)

The Most Unlikely Fetish Pairing Ever.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Murder in Malibu.

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At this point, I've just accepted that watching T2 gave Muir certain yearnings, and he's been writing them into the strip more and more.

She's Killed People For Less.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Uneasy Lies the Crown.

I'll say this--while this might be the latest example of 'Muir thinks his cast acting like sociopathic assholes is charming and heartwarming', at least it's not whatever word salad he's got coming down the pike to explain how it's a good thing Trump did, blowing up the economy, a good thing.

And we know it's coming.

The Howler Monkey Face Travels Down The Bloodline.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Rest in Peace, Mrs. Columbo.

Yup, Batman. 

If Batman worked with a white supremacist militia that was aligned with fascists foreign and domestic.

So really, more like one of Batman's enemies.

Muir Wants You To Remember How Awesome The Cast Are.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Agenda for Murder.

There's something so damned dull in the endless perks the cast get.

No Room At The Inn, Because It's Filled With Filthy Immi... Oh, Wait, That's Right.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Columbo Who Cries Wolf.

As we watch Muir produce... this, aside from the vanity and the tendency to show off his owns spiritual wretchedness when he thinks he's showing his piety, what gets you is how miserable he is. He's already complaining again. Because damn it, the US still isn't racist enough for him.

Gee, What Is He Trying To Say?

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Murder: A Self-Portrait.

Muir comparing the imaginary grandson of his imaginary version of himself to Christ.

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Somehow, this just elicits a nod from me at this point.