Monday, August 24, 2009

Logic is For the Weak.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I found my freedom--on Blueberry Hill.

Let's go through this...

A) Clash for Clunkers going BROKE in a week is not the same thing as failing. Actually that's one of the signs that it succeeded beyond its creators' wildest expectations.

B) The Stimulus Bill didn't fail, seeing as we were looking at a total economic collapse.

C) The "citizens" are called 'astroturf' because they are being gathered together instructed, and encouraged by Republican political groups.

D) The teabaggers wouldn't be so loathed if they didn't show up, shout out actual discussion, and occasionally carry rifles.

E) Sam thinks she is reasonable, and represents most Americans. Neither is true. In fact, she is a walking timebomb of delusion.

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