"We Can't Let A Black Man Who Isn't Filled With Self-Loathing To Run The Nation!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because we will not be undersold!

Yeah. Damon who is a... computer guy/self-employed "reporter" is getting significant direct contact with the RNC chairman, all so he can shout out what Muir thinks are brilliant points.

Sometimes I miss the days when the cast members were supposed to be fairly ordinary people. The strip made me want to pound my head against the wall a few hundred times less than it does now.