Sunday, January 31, 2010

"Why Can't You Stick With Affordable Expenditures? Like Massive Wars?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because when can I get a door?

Muir continues his vigilant watch of Democratic waste, as detailed in the right wing talking points handed out to idiots like him by Fox, all of them carefully stripped of context, and largely irrelevant to the problems this nation faces.

Because Muir cares.

Saturday, January 30, 2010

"Umm--No,You Want Me To See A Blurry Distorted Image And Get A Headache!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because potop.

Yes, Muir believes if everyone would just look at "the big picture", Americans would stop fighting, and create the ultranationalist right-wing government he craves.

This is because Muir really isn't tremendously bright.

Friday, January 29, 2010

"He's Black HITLER!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I'm a tiger when I want love-I'm a snake when we disagree.

Yeah. For a guy who supports the idea of ultra-right wing third parties, Muir sure does make a lot of Nazi references. And then blasts the left for daring to make them about those he supports.

Who are a HELL OF A LOT CLOSER TO THE FUCKING NAZIS! Just to spell it out.

A Sign Post Up Ahead...

Some among my dozen(s)(?) of readers may notice that I've added a new link. It's to a little serial I'm writing to amuse myself called "Castle Terribel", which has nothing to do with politics whatsoever. However, I like to think it's worth a look, but I'm funny like that. I plan on updating it every Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday, for however long I can keep that kind of schedule up.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

"Outoftouch, Outoftouch, Outoftouch, Outoftouch!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the bell that rings inside your mind is challenging the doors of time.

I see Muir continues with his effort to repeat, repeat, repeat Fox's talking points. Fun.


Wednesday, January 27, 2010

"I'll Take Obscure Right Wing Teapot Tempests For $200, Alex!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because come with us to the zoo!

Ahh, why couldn't the Obama administration simply force troops to send how form letters about great the wars are going? Or have its legions constantly forward chain letters to their local newspapers? This is UNPRECEDENTED!

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

"When Will Those Evil Elitist Liberals Realize That Americans Love The Freedom To Die Poor And Miserable, Abandoned By Their Government!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because does THIS answer your question?

Actually Muir, that brand of 'State of the Union' speech was your boy's trademark But of course, that's different. Republicans are magically connected to transcendent truth. Everyone knows that.

Monday, January 25, 2010

"We Should Emphasize The 'Fuck You, America' Agenda! Folks Love It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because corking!

Muir feels that the Repubs just aren't doing enough. I mean--constant obstruction? You're the MINORITY Party! Torture a dervish on the Capitol steps! Try to pass some giant tax cuts for the rich! Everyone loves stuff like that!

Sunday, January 24, 2010

The Feast Of Blood!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because if all goes according to plan, by Friday I should be living on a small island with an Indian boy.

Hey, even better! Let's slaughter an animal in our front yard! For kicks!

Saturday, January 23, 2010


It's the Day's Day of Days! Because that was a good drum beat.

Muir continues to insist that everything shows Barack is stupid and out of touch with reality--even when doing so reveals that Muir is stupid, and out of touch with reality.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

"I'm Mildly Irked By Pat Robertson!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I WILL return for you.

Hey! Let's pretend that the stupid, somewhat offensive things uttered by a has-been actor ARE JUST AS BAD as the extremely racist, downright sociopathic things uttered by a religious leader with political clout. And then--let's pretend we all have ice cream!

I like ice cream!

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

That Degenerate Scum! Now Excuse Me While I Draw More Breastfeeding Women!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because this is why Shinobi is written 'sword' above 'heart'.

Chris Muir whining about the sexual mores of others. Always a hypocritical treat.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

"Americans Are Happy Dying Because The Free Market Wants Them To!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because concurrently, the military banned long hair on males; mini-skirts; Sophocles; Tolstoy; Euripedes; smashing glasses after drinking toasts; labor strikes; Aristophanes; Ionesco; Sartre; Albee; Pinter; freedom of the press; sociology; Beckett; Dostoyevsky; modern music; popular music; the new mathematics; and the letter "Z", which in ancient Greek means "He is alive!"

Over and over again, Muir reiterates that Health Care Reform is a bad thing. He does this by turning it into a purely ideological battle, with no practical effects. He refuses to acknowledge that our present system is unjust, unstable, and unsustainable. He refuses to acknowledge that it's killing people now, and it will kill more people if we don't fix it. This is because he's a reactionary little shit with the brainpower of bacteria, and the morals to match.

Not that I'm angry. Oh, heavens forfend.

Monday, January 18, 2010

Why Don't You Love The People Enough To Embroil Them In War And Suffering?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because look through any window!

Yeah! Coakley is an elitist windbag! Like all Democrats! But soon Massachutes will elect former Cosmo model Scott Brown, and all shall be set right.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Muir Hates Parasites! Send Donations To...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because he was a zombie?

Yep. People shouldn't support one another. That's unAmerican.

Say, ever notice how Muir, like the average Randroid, considers himself a great example of a productive member of society, while performing a completely unnecessary job? Badly?

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Yep. Just Like Ancient Regime Aristocrats. Only... Not.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because baby, you're a rich man too!

Muir tends to think if he repeats a point, over and over, it will make it seem more true, even when it's manifestly false.

This is another way in which he is a "moron", as I like to put it. Or alternatively, a "shithead".

Friday, January 15, 2010

I Guess It's Her Military Training...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I thought the Major was a lady suffragette.

Amazing how Naomi's in the EXACT same position in the first two panels. Talk about discipline.

Bears. With power tools.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Ha! Take That Reid, You Real Racist!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because duck and cover!

That's right, Dems! We all know who's the real racists! The party of President Blacula, that's who!

Monday, January 11, 2010

Ha! Joking About Assassination And Treason! You Card!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because hatred grew into the hearts, and poisoned the blood of brothers.

Amazing how Chris Muir's army guys tend to resemble members of a third world military junta, with their belief that the president is subject to them and should be killed if he doesn't do what they want, isn't it? Yes, Muir is a treasonous sack of shit so busy boasting of his patriotism that he fails to understand how our country works and in fact shits upon the very principles that make us great. Nice.

Sunday, January 10, 2010


It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Daddy Frank the guitar man was blind.

Yeah, Muir, it's just like the American Revolution. Only, completely different. And the Democrats really are evil elitists. Only they aren't. And you're a paranoid asshole who believes bullshit. And that one's exactly right.

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Uh Oh! I'm Catching Wind Of Wacky Hijinks Afoot!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because nothing--nothing--nothing...

Hey! It's one of the four--or arguably five--supporting characters. Isn't that... something...?


Friday, January 8, 2010

"That's Why We Have To Protect Them From The Malevolant Forces Of Liberalism!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because it's a great big universe, and we are downright puny.

Oh, boy. A "Zed and Sam are old" joke! It's been awhile since they referenced one of the key traits they have in place of actual personalities. JOY!

Also, bears. With power tools.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

This Is What Happens When Your Head Is Stuck Up Dick Cheney's Ass For A Decade.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because he's the boogie woogie bugle boy of Company B!

The amount of ignorance and self-delusion here--on a huge mass of subjects that include current events, and how our government functions--is really quite breathtaking.

Actually, I have to lie down for awhile. Please excuse me.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

"We Can't Let A Black Man Who Isn't Filled With Self-Loathing To Run The Nation!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because we will not be undersold!

Yeah. Damon who is a... computer guy/self-employed "reporter" is getting significant direct contact with the RNC chairman, all so he can shout out what Muir thinks are brilliant points.

Sometimes I miss the days when the cast members were supposed to be fairly ordinary people. The strip made me want to pound my head against the wall a few hundred times less than it does now.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Waha! Take That, Michael Steel!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I don't even care if your dad's the heat!

Yeah. You show him, Muir. That uppity RINO isn't going to run your pureblooded party into the ground.

Monday, January 4, 2010

"We Shall Not Stand For This Baseless Slander!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you're going to make me lonesome when you go.

So remember--what the Dems say the teabaggers are motivated by racism, they mean anyone who opposes HCR. More proof that they're the real racists! Just like Hitler!

Sunday, January 3, 2010

"And Of Course There Was The Invisible Invasion of Islamic Martians!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because she's a vegetarian.

"Of course, Holmes, some people would say that being batshit insane destroys your ability at deduction..."

"And they are fools Watson! My newfound ability to make deductions on things that did not actually occur demonstrates that I've become an even greater detective!"

Saturday, January 2, 2010

And Now, Iggy And The Stooges Perform 'Shag Appeal'.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because sadame!

Why is it that whenever Muir decides to focus on the "personalities" of his cast, he winds up reminding us what a loathsome human being he is?

And again, bears. With power tools.

Friday, January 1, 2010

Ha! Skye's A Stalker!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because with fire and sword.

And this reveals so much about the liberal devils. What a great way to start the year.

Also, bears. With power tools.