"Yes, Everything Is The Opposite Of How It Seems To The Uninitiated!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because born under a bad sign.

So, we move from "the South is totally not racist!" to "The FISA warrant was the real crime!" 

That none of this makes any sense is of course immaterial.  Hell, it's part of the point.  Things that make sense are for those deluded sheeple.  The fact that explaining how the conspiracy works tends to unravel is part of what proves that it so very subtle and so very clever.