"Those Vile Bastards, Making Things Illegal!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because lost your eyes.

You know, the pair of them together have a net negative IQ.  Skye and Sam make each other stupider.

"The Only Thing This Proves Is My Own Misogynistic Views!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because still they look.

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Well, that's an... interesting wall of text strip.

"It... It Has To Be A... Put-Up Job! Has To Be!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I spit on your grave.

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Muir figures if he whistles loud enough, it will go away.

"I Mean, All I Did Was Tell A Foreign Official To Investigate A Political Rival With A Promise To Restore Aid To Them If They Did So! Where's The Crime?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because someone stuck their finger in the President's ear.

So, Muir finally touches down on things, to reveal he has no idea what's going on here.

Surprise, surprise.

Robot Women Get Horny Too!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because out here in the fields.

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I am simultaneously dully amazed, and yet somehow unsurprised that this is the storyline that Muir goes with now.

"Let Us Talk Of Things!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Climax Blues Band.

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No one in this strip talks like a human being, so it makes the robots fail to stand out.

"The Important Thing Is Argle-Bargle-Bargle-Argle!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because we are happy to assist you.

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Man, this plot alone is getting extra incoherent, and when coupled with the increasingly bizarre artwork...

Ugh.

"The Republicans Just Haven't Been Awful Enough."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because turn on your love light.

Oh, you owe Schultz more than an apology Muir.

"And Then We Make The World's Biggest Sundae!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because hellzapoppin!

When fascists both sides, in bad comic form.

"Dey Is Girls, And Also, Real Racists!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because eliminator.

You know, once Muir would have had Damon be the one attacking Trudeau over that.

This strip grows ever more blatantly racist.

"Caring About The Planet Means You're A Sociopathic Megalomaniac!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because we got the beat.

The epic projection continues, to the point one almost wishes we could harness it to draw energy from.

"Democrats Is Inferior Because Dey Care About Gays, Women, And Trans People!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you're gonna make it on your own.

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This is so pathetic on so many levels.

"See! They're All CommuFascists!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because twist away the gates of steel.

Muir's reached the point where he can't even put a bad faith argument coherently much less well.

"I Also Wet Myself At Night, And Do Other Things The Author Finds Embarassing!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because who can turn the world on with her smile?

Okay, this is getting strangely confusing.  Why is this being painted as a sort of AA meeting, when Muir's evil yet incompetent Democrats should be celebrating these things?

When Muir not only doesn't know what he's talking about, he doesn't know how to talk about it.

"They Are All COMMIES!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because scroll.

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The race through the eyes of a man who doesn't know what the fuck is going on.

"This Is A Brilliant And Flawless Plan!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you're gonna make it after all.

Of course, people who revere the Constitution as much as Sam claims to would know that a President and VP nominee need to claim residence in different states or sacrifice electoral votes...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yeah, this has less chance than the roadside attraction proprietor/radio DJ ticket that ran in 1972.

And yes, that was a real thing.

"Ha Ha! Clearly, The Dems All Suck!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because had a cigarette and a cup of tea.


Oh, it's gonna be a long race.

"They're All Men, Baby!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because all the young girls love Alice.

So let's see where he goes with this--trans panic, or racist drivel?

"What Did They Ever Do, Anyway?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because why did he talk to the bear?

Right, Muir doesn't need people who do research--he has his fellow ranty jerks on the interwebs to tell him what's happening!

"This Is What's Happening, Right?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because ominous trombone.

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Well, no 9-11 "tribute" strip today.  Small mercies.

"And Now Back To The Idiotic Plotline That Won't Matter!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Daddy sang bass, mama sang tenor.

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Ahh, yes. Truly a profound political statement here.

"Do You Not See Without Guns We Have Nothing?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because order.

It's good to see Muir can turn on ANYBODY at a moment's notice.

"We Have Always Been At War With The President!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because hold me now.

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Well, let's see if this continues, or if Muir just settles by declaring Ivanka an unperson.

"When We Win, You Are Supposed To Immediately Cave To Us. When You Win, Ditto."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I hope this letter finds its way to you.

Muir thinks not being able to attack people he doesn't like on the street counts as persecution.

"Hey, Let's Bascially Do Yesterday's Strip Again, Only With Different Lines!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because just walk away Renee.

What Muir means is "Why do people always suggest gun control after mass shootings? Why?"

"Your Wit Makes Both Our Faces Melt, Sis!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because and then he was on fire.

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Dear God, that last panel...

"How Can They Not See That Is Horrific Compared To Our Modern Utopia?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because will the human race mop their collective brow?

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Well, glad to see the compound is coming to term with its fascism.

How Does It Stay So On Top Of Current Events?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because if they saw my face, could I still take a bow?

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Oh, it's going to be such an annoying plotline...

Sexism + Insanity = This Strip.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Aqualung, my friend, why do you turn away uneasy?

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The plotline nobody wanted to see.

"To Live LIKE The Hu-Man!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because They'd Rather Be Right.

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I'll give Muir this--this is EXACTLY how I see his cast reacting to the existence of self-aware AI.