It's the Day's Day of Days! Because awkward.
You know, this is a perfect display of Muir's inflated ego--not only does he have the Justice Department preoccupied with Sam's Podunk County antics, but he acts like the old "Republic not a Democracy" canard is anything more than the pathetic and shopworn rhetorical device that it is.
And he seems to think that this isn't fascistic, and indeed, only fascists would oppose it.