How Dare He Malign the Brave Soldiers Who Died Facing the Northern Agression!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because PYLE! SHAZAM!

Yeah. Every Republican knows that keeping the Bubbas happy is how you keep the South. You pat their beer bellies, give 'em a wink on minorities, and promise you'll set up that theocracy--oh, one of these days.

And then you make sure they stay poor, stupid and angry. Winning strategy.