Big Grandpa Is Watching You!

It's the Daily Day! Because oompa loompa doopity do.

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A little known fact about paranoids is that they're actually REALLY easy to fool. Because they suspect everybody initially, people who show honest concern and try to tell them they're delusional are quickly lumped into the conspiracy. People who play on their fears and tell them they're right are generally considered good guys. Unfortunately, the only people who can do that with ease are sociopaths, who have no qualms and no interests in anyone besides themselves.

And now you understand the modern Republican Party!