"Get Off Of Our PROPER-TIE!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because honey brandy.

And the plot circles around aimlessly, in the service of jokes that aren't funny.

Polka Dot. The Phrase Is Polka Dot.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because MONTERONE!

Muir shows solidarity with his fellow bigot--through gross sexism.

The Right's a strange place, at times...

"This Is Totally What Two Women Who'd Just Seen The Film Would Talk About."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because skullcap.

And it just goes on, and on...

"And So I Have Balanced The Sexism In The Universe."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'm just a jeepster.

...

...

...

And once again, Muir's fears about his penis size dominate the strip.

It's ANOTHER Star Wars Holiday Special. Because Satan Hates Us All.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hell on wheels.

 Well, once again we are shown that Muir went and saw a movie in the recent past...

"See, She's A Pinup That Moves..."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Band.

You know, when you think about it, at this point in their relationship, there is no reason for Russian Guyovitch to respond this way.  He knows these people, and he should have a good reason to understand why Zed would phrase it that way.

"Join The Collective! There Is No Hope!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it feels like Christmas.

And once again, Muir attempts to wrestle with wanting to hatefuck one of his creations.

"Correct Them. They Are Demons From Hell!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because cliffs.

Feel the faux-trage, folks.  Because remember--these are the Real Racists!

"She's Already Sociopathically Detached About Killing!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Uncle Silas.

This family is the damned.

"Ha! Silly Liberals! Having Child-like Senses Of Wonder When They're Kids!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because lavender's blue.

The baby is apparently a melted marshmallow.

"Yeah! You're The Bad Guys Here! Not Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because lamp.

I wonder if it will take Miami sinking into the sea before Muir finally acknowledges that he might be wrong here.

What am I saying?  If Miami sinks into the sea, Muir will find some way to blame the left for it.

"No Picture, And Ripped Off Dialogue! CLASSIC!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because George C. Scott.

...

The only reason none of the Pythons are turning in their graves is that only Graham Chapman is dead, and he's not buried.

"They Aren't Breaking The Government, The Filthy Traitors!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because phonograph.

That's the thing with crazy--you just have to keep upping the dosage, until eventually anyone who isn't demanding the Civil War 2: Electric Boogaloo, isn't sufficiently pure.

"And Remember, My Imaginary Black Man Supports This!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because frostbite.

What 'club'?  You're all basically one racist old white guy shouting at clouds.

"Of Course The Commies Can't Understand That Muslims Are Pure Evil! Like Them, They Lack Souls!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because let it ride.

Remember, Muir knows what a real American is like, and it involves fantasizing about assassinating the President.

"This Is Clearly Horrible BECAUSE A Democrat Did It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because piano.

...

Does Muir... just not get the irony of what he has just said?  Realize that what he is complaining about Roosevelt doing is very much his own stance in the present time?

Of course not.  He's an idiot.

"They Should Just LET Us All Kill The Planet!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because give me give me shock treatment.

Remember--the government making people do anything other then kill is bad.

And then they have to kill the right sort of people.

"Let's Keep The Gag Going!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because darkness falls early.

And Muir continues to supply us with an ipecac in comic form. 

Gag Reflex In Written Form.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because grind it down.

...

...

...

Ick.

John Hits The Earth's Core.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because linotype.

And here I always thought the point was that gun nuts are crazies with dangerous obsessions with proving their manhood. 

Or that John was talking about heroin use, no matter how much he protested otherwise.

Or maybe a little of both.

"If Only He Would Support Banning Muslims Entering The US!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because non-circulating.

Right.  It's always about you guys, never about anything else.  Ever.

"Yep! My Assassination Fantasy Is Utterly Awesome!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because pineapple.

Fascinating isn't it, how Muir's endless declarations of government tyranny never seem to lead to any action that would prevent him from making the next declaration, isn't it?

"And There's Nothing Sexual About That 'Cuckservative' Bit. Nope. Nothing."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because winter solstice.

Man, Iowa's going to be... interesting this year, isn't it?

"'Rational Thought' Meaning My Gin-Soaked Fits Of Paranoia, Of Course."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because window shade.

Well, that saved him a whole lot of effort.  One crappy panel.

"We'd Totally Have Chainsaw Hands!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Spanish flu.

Yeah.

Muir really doesn't get the joke about Ash, does he?

The Interplay Of Sex, Paranoia, And Violence.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because that was when she remembered she didn't have a dog.

So, Obama is secretly responsible for the massacre, which is a plan to get guns, and the Syrian refugees are going to be his evil Muslim army if we let them in.

Next up, his evil time-traveling assassination of Kennedy.

Which was done at Kennedy's behest--the liberals have been planning this out for ages!

"And You Will Have Dinosaur Mounts, Yes?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because flower vase.

You know, Russian Guyovitch is the one character you have to forgive his confused knowledge of American history.  Not only is he a foreigner, but he's learning things from this bunch...

"Cause That's What It's About! Violent Revolutions If We Get Mad!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because those annoying cheesehead hats.

Astonishing that these supposed bastions of armed liberation never seem to use their guns for anything like that.

Well, except that one time they did and it didn't go very well...

"That's Right! Obama Is Responsible For The Mass Shootings!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because and then Jon was a zombie.

The cries of "Never our fault!" are starting to get particularly maddened, aren't they...?

"And We Shoot First! And Shoot To Kill!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because locomotive breath.

Man, they're repugnant even to their friends, aren't they?

"You're A Fake Moderate! Who Proves How All Our Crazy Shit Is Reasonable!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because rain on a copper roof.

...

And none of this demonstrates why people find that sort of attitude offensive at all.  Nope, nope, nope.

"One Of The HiveMind!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because landscape painting.

So Jan is just now realizing that she's not even a fake liberal anymore?

"Yeah, I Have An Amazing Grip On The Administration's Foreign Policy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Scottish Borderers.

Wow.  Muir can't help but imagine that Obama and his staff are exactly the same sort of racist as he is. 

It's... kind of amazing the sheer amount of wrong in this strip...

"More Proof That He's Vain And Uppity!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the sky was overcast and black.

As opposed to Muir, who memorized the day... with bad cheesecake drawings.

Muir's tank must be running low at the moment...

I suspect it's the holidays.

"We're Planning On Unleashing Our Hellspawn On The World Soon."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because whey powder.

And Muir continues to draw children as mutant goblins...

And The Laughs Never Start.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because never eat the lutefisk.

The most amusing thing about this strip is that Muir imagines this is fascinating.

Ha... Ha...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because cream of tartar.

...

...

So, apparently even Sam's best friend can imagine her essentially committing acts of prostitution. 

Sometime, this strip reminds you that it's about a bunch of loathsome sociopaths.

"They Plot Against Us Constantly."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because snowfall.

I could focus on the dull, unremarkable joke, but instead, I will focus on the facts that Sam has apparent paralysis, and Jan's eyes have vanished in the third panel.

Reality is breaking down.

"I... Really Have No Idea What That Means..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because international town.

...

...

That was some painfully bad writing there.

"And The Name Of That Planet Was... EARTH!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because half-life.

Sometimes, Muir lets Jack Daniels cowrite.   Other times, his friend takes the primary honors.

"Cause Like Every True Patriot, I Despise My Own Nation!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fancy useless fireplace.

Remember, government bad.

Except for the military, which doesn't count.

Somehow.

"Anarchy Will Make Us Strong!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Kuranes.

And more of the creepy breast-feeding fetish.  It has been awhile, hasn't it...?

"It's A What Do You Call It... Medaford!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because big boy bomb.

And Muir's fictional scenario wherein all of his fears are absolutely justified--is an incoherent mess where his point is difficult to discern.

Sort of like Atlas Shrugged in comic form...

"That's Clearly The Evil Plot! CLEARLY!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Lord said "Go to the devil."

And Muir shows his dauntless courage by accusing a mass of desperate refugees, many of them women and children, of being an evil army that wants to destroy Murica.

Cause it takes a brave man to be so thoroughly gutless.

"Somehow, Women Resent Being Told To Go Back To The Kitchen!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because rotisserie.

And this is why real Muir is unmarried, unlike fake Muir...

"He's A Gay Commie Islamofascist, Is What He Is!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Napoleon.

And remember, this is proof that Muir is a brave Murican.

And not proof that Muir is a cowardly, hysterical bigot whose jingoism is about demanding violent action on others' part to serve as an easy answer for his own sense of powerlessness.

"Crazy Evil Bigotry Is The Answer To Everything! Including Crazy Evil Bigotry!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because dead flies.

As usual, Muir comforts the victims of terror by telling them that he is contemplating more terror and bloodshed.

That he is always contemplating, but in this case, it would be in their honor.

Really.

"Human Dignity Is A Commie Concern!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because copper roof.

And once again, we are forced to deal with a member of the Right having no idea what they are protesting actually means...

"Ha Ha Ha! A Sexist Crack About Hillary! Brilliant!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because high winds.

And Muir shows just why he imagines that Trump is a classy guy that can save America.

"Also, You're Fired."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because tornado warning.

Imaginary Trump is actually less cartoonish then Real Trump.  Who'd a thunk it?

Sad Trumpet Music.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the dog stares at you with sad eyes.

Oh, Russian Guyovitch.  Will you ever learn?

"His Hair May Be Fake, But His Heart Is Real, And Filled With Holy Hate!"

It's the Day's Day of  Days!  Because church steeple.

Man, Muir's really kind of lost right now, isn't he?  He blew up his planned plots, and now... he's just spinning his wheels...

"With Black Beans! And A Nice Jug A Moonshine!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Coeurl.

Of course, Zed is only kidding.  In reality, he's raising his girls with love and care in the compound, protected from the hideous anarchy outside...

"I Get All My News Straight From God Beaming Into My Head!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Ecce.

...

I'd say that Muir has no idea what the word "fascist" means, but that's always been so.

However, since he's calling George Soros a Nazi, it's clear that he has even LESS idea what that means...

The Married Couple That Are Eternal Frat Boys. Both Of Them.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Sambuco.

I want the doctor to say 'You know what?  Any potential complications are your own business.  See you losers."

"And Also A Shitload Of LGBT Protections, But That Doesn't Matter. BATHROOMS, PEOPLE! BATHROOMS!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because children.

Actually, it was in Houston, but... never mind that.  Every victory against the evil forces of "not us" must be magnified.

"Man, It's Great That I Can Never Be Bothered To Research Anything!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Simon Bar Sinister.

White... Nick Fury...




Oh, well. At least it distracts of Damon being his usual awful self...

"This Totally How Things Work!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a box of Harlequin Romance novels.

Wow.  Now I'm reasonably sure Muir hasn't actually been anywhere near a hospital in some time...

"And Next, He'll Save AMERICA!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because read the signs.

I'm going to wait for Muir's latest mancrush to implode.  It's going to be fun.

"Man, This Was A Great Idea!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Amadan Dubh.

...

So now we have to sit through this... again.  Only mildly different.

So It Was A Dream Within A Dream.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because boom boom boom boom.

...

So, it was all a dream.

Within a dream.

Now we just need a shot of butterfly, to make it all... perfectly ridiculous.

Chris Muir.  The man who paints himself into corners trying to get out of the corners he's previously painted himself into.

"So--See! He's High! That Makes This Story Not Bad!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Nick Beal.

I'm leaning towards Muir suddenly realized he wrote himself into a corner here...

"Of Course, Zed Is Too Virtuous To Actually Screw Her--BUT He Could If He Wanted To!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because egg cup swivel chair.

And  several brands of Muir's crazyfail converge in one terrible strip.

Really, all it needed was for the cop to be a black Muslim to complete the madness.

"This Is A Brilliant Idea!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ninja.

Apparently Muir now wants to hatefuck his own creation.

And doesn't see how this looks to any sane onlooker.

"Those Fictional Jack-booted Thugs!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Better Homes and Gardens.

Yes, what have these people done to deserve this?  Aside from regularly violate the law? And make arrangements with a foreign power to allow them to do this with imagined impunity?  And...

Yeah, the longer you look at Muir's protagonists the more you realize they're less patriotic everymen then sociopaths dabbling in treason.

The Most Morbid Fan Shoutout Ever.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Austrians.

...Is that fire or... leaves, or what?

"Man, Time To Remind Everyone How Loathsome I Am!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because stuffed red chair.

Ahh, Skye.  Once again, you are the vehicle through which Muir's misogyny reaches the world...

"It's Youse Guys Who Are Awful! Not Us! Never Us!!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the nozzle.

As I stare at the naked hypocrisy of this, I have to ask, did Muir look into a mirror to get himself psyched to write this... thing?

"We're A Class Act!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because bergamot.

Muir.  Unafraid to air his personal fap material in public.

"Obamacare Means The Government Runs The Hospitals Now, Right?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because oxen.

And Muir's awful sexism blends with his vague understanding and yet fervent views on political matters to give us... this.

Shudder to behold it, people.

This Would Be Touching If They Were Actual Characters...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because World Book of Knowledge.

The juxtaposition of Zed's hamhock face and the bad cheesecake art of Sam give such a fine example of Muir's lack of talent in all its width and breadth...

Drum Roll...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Balkanize me!

Yes, even when injured, Sam has time for bad political jokes...

"He's An Amusing Boy Genius!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sit on it and rotate.

Well, at least Muir spared us another shot of his latest hellspawn's dead, eyeless face...

"He's A Giant Of A Lad!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because green tea kettle.

Muir cannot foreshorten to save his life.

"Heh! He's Nowhere Near As Manly As Me!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because stuffed alligator.

Yeah, he's not out on the front line like Muir is!

In upper Florida.

Relying on repeated rumors and stories to keep his outrage up.

WOLVERINES!

And remember--even though the Dixiecrats essentially joined the Republicans en masse forty years ago... DOESN'T COUNT!  DEMOCRATS ARE THE REAL RACISTS!  ALWAYS!  AND FOREVER!

"Son, Automatic Weapons Are Much More Manly!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because that's why they call me Frenchie.

Apparently Damon's son hit his teens while we weren't looking.  Soap opera aging.  So much fun.

"You're One Of The Sexy Vampires, Honey!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because General From the Jungle.

And Muir still thinks this is a great relationship...

"Well, I Sorta Assumed That I Knew What Was Coming... I Mean, They Lynched Django, Right?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the little Tsar.

Damon continues his quest to be the whitest fictional black guy around...

"She Is Totally DOOOOOMED!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because John Philip Sousa.

I'm waiting for another strip praising the genius of Trump.  It will complete the Bizarro campaign universe...

"Oh, And Now I Have Some Strange Sort Of Beard."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Cossack to the Danube.

I mean it.  Apparently Damon is part-Wookie.

Thrill As NOTHING Happens!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Studebaker Dictator.

Yes, thrill at crude tracings of motionless cars, desperately attempting to produce an illusion of dynamic motion that Muir's pathetic skills cannot convey...

"Toxic Masculinity, AHOY!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because vents.

So Texan Dad is the source of his son's awful narcissism.  Good to know.

"Okay, Even I Admit This Is Bordering On The Ridiculous!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because lap dog.

And of course, Muir doesn't see how this is a problem, creatively speaking...

"Yeah, My Cast Has All Sorts Of Cool Things!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because magazine.

So, the point of this is to once again revel in all the neat possessions his imaginary friends have.  Woo.

"Yep, He Personally Went There And Blew Them Away!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Sabaton.

Yes, once again proving that there is no tragedy that Muir can't scream is proof that Obama is Satan.  Even one that involves his precious, beloved military.  And that his cast can never stop screaming that, even as they border on the comatose...

"This Is How I React To Friends In Trouble!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because mist.

And as yet another false cliffhanger dies gasping, we consider that in the last picture, Damon's face has collapsed on itself, and his sunglasses have apparently devoured his eyes.

Crazier And With More Nudity!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because koss.

Muir's unwritten rule of storytelling--any story is an excuse to get his female characters naked, and some crazy incompetent attempt to assassinate  or arrest the cast.

Prolonging The DRAMA!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you bet your life.

I half expect to see Jon Lovitz pop out and declare "AHHH-CTING!" But then, I am not as young as I was.

Not Since The Death Of Daddy Warbuck Because They Reelected Roosevelt...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because one more night.

And so as we prepare for a further fakeout in this mangled metaphor, let us consider the clear evil of the Democratic plot to bring in the illegals to destroy the font of virtue that are Muir's racist, treason-supporting sociopaths.

Truly, they are the salt of the earth.

"Awful Evil Immigrants! Causing Car Accidents Like That!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because harmonium.

So... they should have just... plowed right through then?  Or something? 

Yeah, Muir's lost the thread as usual in all this. Frankly, the way Zed and Sam have lived their lives as sociopathic assholes for the entire run of the strip, if this is how they buy it, it borders on the poetic.  And if it turns into another one of his false cliffhangers, it'll just be another sloppy, pointless metaphor.

Thrilling Wonder Stories!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because portside.

By the pricking of my thumbs, something awful this way comes...

"It's Like He Thinks Christianity Involves Something Besides Feeling Morally Superior To The Heathen!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hole in the island.

Sometimes the hardest thing about being a Monty Python fan is other Monty Python fans.

"Guilt By Exceedingly Tenative Association Is Totally A Valid Thing!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because shepherd's crook.

It's like watching a bad game of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon.  And one the Republicans really shouldn't play thanks to this handy dandy two stepper.

Jimmy Savile--Margaret Thatcher.

And let's not forget what happens when we add the Catholic Church hierarchy into the mix...

"My God! The JBS Was Right!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because tea cups.

The paranoid lunacy is strong with this one.

Remember--a nation of 318 million is going to be overthrown by a few hundred thousand desperate refugees.

Because Islam.

"Yeah, We're The Defenders Of Truth And Righteousness!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because red brick.

No, Muir isn't shutting out the world because it's insisting on disagreeing it! He's doing it because he's encountered a HIGHER reality!

"And This Article Explains Why It's Utterly Worthwhile To Doubt The Moon Landing!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Lorne Greene.

...This borders on self-parody.  This reminds me of the late Iraq days when Muir was stubbornly shutting his eyes, and declaring a secret victory that we, the uninitiated, simply could not comprehend.

"We're Ignorant Bigots, And PROUD Of It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Homeric.

It says something that Muir thinks shit like demonstrates how awesome his asshole protagonists are...

"Which Is Another Way Of Saying He's A Sexist Asshat!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because china boot.

You honestly wonder if Muir's crazy buddies are flattered when he draws them like that.

Because we can all agree they shouldn't be...

"He's A Guy Who Says Things That Validate My Opinions, While Letting Me Think That There's Science Involved!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because copper roof.

Among Mr. Clarey's great deeds--calling for a boycott of the latest Mad Max film.  Because 'feminism'.

Quality thought, right there.

"They Should Vote For Us! We'd Let The Corporations Dump In The River Directly!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because all hail the new kids.

This is going to be a week of Muir bitching randomly, isn't it?

A Grasp Of History Most Schizophrenics Would Envy...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because yellow sign.

Muir literally knows next to nothing about the Nazi Party.  Really.  He has no idea what he's talking about and so whatever stupidcrazy thing he reads on the Internet becomes his reality.

"They Are TOTALLY Like The Nazis!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because heterodox.

The guy salivating over the prospect of deporting all Mexicans--somehow--is declaring his opponents are Nazis.

Again.

"Yep! Boy, The Dems Don't Have Anybody To Compete With Our AWESOME Slate!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because junk bonds.

Ahh, the sound of Muir boldly rejecting the world's reality and asserting his own.

Gonna be a fun year...

"Yeah, They Are So Mean To Him!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because tell me, did you you fall from a shooting star?

Ahh, this old canard.  Astonishing how Muir's utter manliness makes whining like this all right, isn't it?

"Yes, They Will Magically Rush Across The Atlantic To Destroy Us Thanks To Liberal Weakness!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sometimes I go and walk the street behind a green sheet of glass.

Good to see Muir's skills as a prognosticator remain... well, what they've always been.

"I Use Words That Don't Mean What I Think They Do A LOT!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Edward IV.

Muir's "reason" being "crazy, bigoted assertions that make no sense".

But hey--he's showing his greatest enemy, the Republican Party.

GO MUIR!

"Stick With Your Hideous Racism, And Combine It With The Poor Are Vermin, And All Will Be Well."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because pallid bust of Pallas.

You know, leaving aside this... misreading of Trump, a man who would rather eat glass then listen to criticism, let us once again gawk at the poverty of Muir's imagination, which continues to be dominated by sad wish-fulfillment scenarios, like possessing some strange mouthpiece that folks like Trump have to listen to.

And then let us stare at that awful Spanish.

"El Dorado Dad Has Much Wisdom To Impart!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because longhouse.

Where does El Dorado Dad's money come from, anyway?  Nothing we've seen suggests a particularly savvy wheeler-dealer, despite constant assurances of this fact...

"I Uncritically Accept Everything You Say!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Sigrid Undset.

Yep.  And remember, if Jan says this, it must be true, because she's so liberal.

"Clinton Is Ugly! An' Stuff!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because negative.

That strip is a combination of awful misogyny, and "My mom says I'm cool!"

Drum Beat.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Jolene, Jolene.

This makes the Dr. Goldfoot movies look like the epitome of good taste and sterling wit.

Sleazy Sitcom From Hell Commence!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because green chair.

And then there are other times, when you think Muir is trying to create a hellish anti-humor strip to end the world...

"A Recycled Joke To Go With The Recycled Art!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because jube jube.

At times like this, you wonder if Muir remembers he's used jokes before.

For YEARS in some cases.

"He Does Not Sufficiently Love The Troops!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because random letters.

Yes.  Only Republicans love the troops.  Which they prove by starting massive wars, everywhere.

"Yeah, Everyone To Our Left Is A MARXIST! And A Fascist!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because china plate.

And Muir still doesn't know what Marxism actually is.  But hey--he doesn't need to know what lots of things are to hate and fear them, doesn't he?

"Yeah, She Has Literally Sold Her Soul To Satan! LITERALLY!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because who get's a unicorn tattoo?

Yes, doubtless Hillary is quaking in her boots against the astonishing credibility of Donald Trump.

"He Fills Me With Hope. And Other Feelings, That Are Weird And Disturbing."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it's a secret.

I think Muir is very confused right now.

Which is always the case, but this is the first time he is aware of being confused.

Mumble, Mumble, Hillary Sucks.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Ritz crackers.

...

I think the joke just vanished up its own proverbial ass.

"This Is My Famous Trump Charm!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fire escape routes.

So, did Trump LOSE Muir's favor by signing a non-binding pledge, or does he still carry it?

It's going to be amusing to see the answer.

"Yep! This Is Clearly A Brilliant Line Of Attack!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hatrack.

Because Muir never lets a chance to show off a particularly vomitous argument that actually damages himself.  Over and over again.

"They Just Don't See How Necessary It Is To Do Something Stupid And Unfeasible!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because 'ndrangheta.

Yeah, I'm sure Zed and his Pa are going to rush out and pick that fruit, if given the opportunity...

"Yup. Durin' My Long Tenure As A Board Member Of The John Birch Society!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I am not a charitable foundation.

Well, it's good to see that Zed got his inability to properly define communism from his pa...

"Forgiveness. With Revenge."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the dream police they're trying to arrest me, oh nooooo....

And this is proof of their moral superiority, apparently...

"I'm Being All Topical, An' Stuff..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ice cube.

So, everyone is just getting mad over nothing, because liberals.  THE END!

"This IS TOTALLY A BIG DEAL!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ich dien.

So, months upon months of Muir declaring that SOON we will see what a piece of pure evil Hillary is, followed by him either ignoring the whole affair, or screaming "conspiracy" after the whole affair dissolves into the ether...

"Cause She's Totally Going To Lose! Totally!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because downpressor man.

If you had any doubts Hillary was going to get the Democratic nomination, that should silence them, as Muir is consistently wrong.  To the point where his rare "stopped clock moments" involve being wrong on the fundamentals on closer examination...

"See? Liberals Just Can't Handle The Truth!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because cloudy day.

Count on Muir to shit forth a vomit-inducing mass in response to a shooting.  It's practically like clockwork.

Oh, Lordy, Lordy, Lordy...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ninja!

The Republican strategy to get the women's vote--yell at them.

It's a towering achievement.

Well, it's a tower of something.

"It Sounds Like A Joke! Let's Go With This!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fjord.

I think Muir is rapidly losing whatever rough equivalent to a sense of humor he possessed.

"I See Nothing Ironic About This At All!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Gerard.

The Trump fanboy going on about maturity.

...

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Gonna be a long election season.

And Ridley Scott Facepalms.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because John Playford.

This is going to be one fiercely delusional election season for Muir, isn't it?

Fun times ahead.

"Man, It's Just Astonishing How Every Aspect Of Hillary Confirms Why She's An Evil Fascist!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Science Year!

And remember, before he starts explaining that the fact that she's blonde PROVES she's a Nazi--Damon is supposed to be very smart.

You Know This Isn't Going Anywhere Good...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because laughing Buddha.

...

Yeah, this seems to be heading towards another repugnant conclusion where Skye is once again declared to be "asking for it", even if that isn't actually stated...

They'd Be Repulsive Even If They Were Well-Drawn...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ship to wreck.

And once again, Bob Marley has to watch a racist white dude appropriating his lyrics.

*sigh*

"I Will Resent This, Until I Do Something Worse To You.:

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because red book.

...It's like he feels a burning need to remind us how terrible his cast is.

"Never Let A Joke DIE! NEVER!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sunshine almost always gets me high.

Clearly, this is an extraordinarily relevant gag...

"Ahh, Well, At Least The Lizard Men Know We're On To Them!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because clock.

And the madness... intensifies...

"And That Was Tremendously Relevent!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because raccoon-cat.

I suspect this storyline, such as it was, was prolonged by the Trump surge.

Because, you can't expect Muir to give up jokes about a minor political scandal that happened years ago.  Can't be done.

"Now We Will Know The Truth Of The Lizard People!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Michaelangelo.

And so we prepare for something that will combine the humor of a bad '80s sitcom with the viewpoint of a John Bircher....

Cue Laugh Track.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Pantagruel.

And this starts up again.  Hurrah.

"Youse Is All Stupid An' Stuff!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ice cubes.

Yes, Muir.  Everyone else is the idiot.  Not you. Never you.

"We Have To Appease Them, Or Sky-Father Will Be Mad!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because charcoal.

Something tells me this entire series is going to go in a scary direction, before it's over...

"Hey, His 'Hair' Can Totally Kill Nations!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because grey umbrella.

To Muir all misogyny is good misogyny...

"Caring About What Wimmen Think? HA!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because golden tea kettle.

Muir has found his dream candidate--one who metaphorically punches things ALL the time.

"How Dare He Insult Our Greatest Champion EVAH!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because all the young dudes.

...

I don't know what's funnier--Muir's new mancrush on Trump, or the sweet, sweet sounds of internecine Right Wing fighting...

"How Dare She Insult His Trumpiness!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because canvas.

Is Jan even a character any more? 

"Trying To Treat The Homeless As Human Beings Is The Worst Sort Of Corruption There Is!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Harpo.

Once again Muir uses a word that does not mean what he thinks it means...

"Yep. This Is Assuredly What's Happening!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because medicine.

Once again, even Liberal Jan recognizes the wickedness and depravity of her side.

"It's A Crash Course For Wackiness!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Minstrelry of the Scottish Border.

I bet there's going to be a lot of stunning fake revelations starting tomorrow....

"Yeah! Dis Proves How Proud And Contrarian We Is!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because statue.

...

Bears with power tools.

Now.

"I See No Irony In This At All!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sunshiney day.

Muir painting himself as a champion for women, in characteristic cluelessness...

Written For, By And Starring Angry Drunk White Guys.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because katydid.

Ahh, yes.  Because if you don't stand up for lion poachers now, they'll come after you when you poach a lion.  One of these days.

Just like they'll come after you when you make that million dollars.  Eventually.

"We Will Not Dignify It As An Actual Religion!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because thunder.


And Muir apparently thinks these people are charming...

"Dis Prove How Right Jus We Is!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because jalapeno.

Yeah, he went there.  Because being a sociopath doesn't mean you can't be self-righteous.

"This Is Assuredly What Is Happening!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Jackson

Ever notice how Muir's Obama now looks like some sort of Muppet?

An Epic Segue From Reality.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because halogen.

...

Life is disappointing Muir at the moment, I think...

"This Is All So Astonishingly Relevant!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because welcome to your gory bed, or to victory.

So, they invited him to serve as a punchline.  Happy to see they're admitting it.

"As Opposed To The GOP's Incredible Range Of Candidates!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Book Page.

Once again, Muir uses his fake liberal to declare that she knows liberalism sucks, and is utterly not worth the effort.

It's like he's not even trying these days.

"Let's Just Make Things Up! It'll Help Us Avoid Admitting We Make The World Suck."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because green.

So clearly the solution is to just get rid of the government, and allow the rule of armed white guys to begin!  It will be awesome, until the massacres start.

"This Is TOTALLY A Real Thing!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because not the window.

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...

I'm betting Muir's downing a lot of serum, right now...

"See! This Is What We Would Sound Like If We Were Racist Like Liberals Are Racist!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because red ticket.

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Damn.

That's a lot of stupid in three panels.

"You Are All The Real Racists, And Nothing Is Our Fault!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because notice to restrain from swimming.

...

...

You know, most people would at least have the sense to stop talking when they started sounding like an excerpt from The Turner Diaries...

"Yeah, Even We Admit We've Got Trouble Here..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the kiss.

I am waiting for Muir to comment on the great Trump... occurrence.  Simply because you just know it'll be one to remember...

"Ha! A Brilliant Convoluted Swipe At The Clintons!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because little wing.

I think even Muir isn't quite sure what he's going to accomplish with this storyline anymore...

"Clearly, This Justifies Shooting Him!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because golden kettle.

Why is it that despite their claims to supports Jews, when a Right-winger draws a Jewish man they don't like, it comes out as something from Goebbels Ministry of Public Enlightenment and Propaganda?  It's like they can't help themselves...

"The Imaginary Uprising That I've Been Predicting Forever Will Be Happening Soon!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Shiva.

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The worst songfic ever has been created.  God help us all.

"He Was Impure, After All."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because table. 

And Muir continues to be ignorant that Genghis Khan is the purported originator of that quote, but then... it's Muir.  What do you expect.

"Sexism and Transphobia UNITE!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ticket, please.

Sometimes, I like to think that this entire strip is an extended drunken fantasy on the part of Zed.

Which, let's be honest, is pretty close to the truth.

"So Says The Man From The Future!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Uncle Vanya.

It says something that Muir's strawmen version of Obama and his staff are constantly saying utterly absurd things that don't even operate on any internal logic whatsoever.  

"Aren't We Cutting Edge?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because belltower.

So... going on about a now irrelevant minor political scandal from the past...

...In an Austin Powers reference.

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...

'Dated' doesn't begin to cover it.

"Namedrop! Namedrop!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because polycrylic.

Muir's limited skills as a tracer again render a purported homage into a sort of ghastly caricature...

"That's TOTALLY What's Happening!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because overcast.

So, Muir doesn't ACTUALLY know anything about nuclear weapons.  Amongst everything else.

Enter The Vortex.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because why have a lamp that you can't plug in?

I think his strip just vanished into a self-referential quagmire.  It's moments like this that you have to ask is Muir the present avatar of Nyarlathotep?  And if so, what can humanity do to save itself?

"I'm Certain There's A Joke There. Somewhere."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Budai.

...I think even Muir has lost track of what he wants to do with this storyline.

How Timely And Relevant.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because leg cramp.

And with that cagy mind behind it, this business endeavor is sure to be a success...

Or not.

"Cause Not Being A Creep Makes You A Dirty Commie!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because system shock.

Sometimes, Muir will just keep a plot going for no discernible reason.  It's... what he does.

"We Are So, So Sophisticated!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because taffy.

I like to imagine that that drink is some horrible blend of Jagermeister and vodka that imagines its being sophisticated.

"This Is In No Way A Dangerous Business Model!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'll mow it real quick.

Once again, we are left to assume there are a lot of badly-drawn breast enthusiast out there.

"This Thing Is NOW Outrageous!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Molly Pitcher.

Gonna be a long two years...

"We'll Protect You From The Lizard-Men!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because stop sign.

The worst news of their lives being that healthcare isn't dead, and that gays can marry.  Because when you're evil little shit, the fact that what you consider good is the pointless suffering of others tends to escape your notice.

"Yeah! Down With The Occupying Power That Was Legally Elected By A Clear Majority! Twice! WOOO!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because handprint.

Times like this, I am glad soccer isn't as popular here as it is abroad.  Because then Americans would have to deal with right wing salutes of soccer hooligans on top of all the other crap...

"They Just Keep Bugging Us About Our Racism, And Our Hypocrisy! It's NOT FAIR!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because picture frame.

Oh, dear God.

They imagine they're "civil".

The people who always manage to equal and even exceed the character created to be as rude as possible--think they are "civil".

This is just sad.

"We're Different! We're US!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Wolf Hall.

Yes.  It's very different.  They got it from a foreigner who they're sort of related to, who is involved in all sorts of illicit shenanigans.

"Gasp! The Indignity!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sampo means flavor.

The Right's wound up like that resentful cousin at the family reunion, who hoards grudges, and will go into a lengthy speech about the time Jennifer used her shampoo!  The good stuff, that she paid extra for!

"Well--Exploitive, Anyway!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Garl Glittergold!

Yes, where will people be able to get terrible pin up art if this strip goes down?

I mean, aside from the rest of the internet...

"Hur De Hur Hur!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because aluminum cane.

Such cutting wit.

A Brilliant Idea That Will Surely Work!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because headphones.

Yes, it will doubtless be even more awesome than the last time the South tried an armed uprising.

...

Just try and forget how that went.

And what it was actually about.

And what this actually about.

And a whole lotta other things.

"People Are Being Crybabies, The Awful Meanies!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because rain.

Right, just because it's the flag of a bunch of secessionist slavocrats doesn't mean the rest of us should be offended by it.  Not supporting racist traitors is unAmerican!"

"He Must Be Part Of The Conspiracy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because radish.

"I've been reading rants that insist that this was a valid case, damn it, and the fact that this happens means that it's all a plot--A PLOT!"

"Don't They Realize He's A Man-God?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because pennywhistle.

Those kids.

Their faces are where nightmares are born.

"Come On! MONEY!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Killer Klowns.

You can feel the panic on the page.

"Need More Money! Need More Money!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hey, look!

It says something that Muir thinks that a Sam Elliot clone saying cliches is an irresistible begging bowl.

The Family That Isn't Creepy At All.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because orange bag.

...

Bears.  With power tools.

"How Dare He Suggest That SOMEHOW Gun Control Might Stop Things Like This!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because better luck.

And Muir thinks its other people who are being tasteless about a white supremacist shooting up a historic black church.  Remember that.

"Bludgeon The Metaphor To Death! HARDER!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because lavender's blue, dilly dilly.

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And he thinks he can write.

"I Have To Know What I'm Talking About!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because cubed carrots.

"See?  My bigotry is backed by both science AND GOD!"

Their Relationship Is Based On The Shared Bigotry They Do Not Acknowledge.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a seldom-used crab named Lucky.

It's moment's like these you remember that, yes, every cast member is a bigoted sociopath.

"The World Just Doesn't Appreciate Men Enough!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because 54.

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This is what happens when people who don't know things think they know things.

"Ha! Ha! Somehow, This Proves Our Point!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because beware!

Two years of this.  Probably followed by a lot more...

"Give Us Money! NOW!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Brighton Rock.

I have a sudden urge to mutter something about 'market forces'...

"Do We Ever Watch Movies? We Never Get Them Right!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because cat's in the cream.

And summer movie season starts with Muir once again making bizarre, incomprehensible "parodies" that mash up his distorted memories of them with his distorted views on the political process to produce pure... madness.

"We Need A Party That Doesn't Want To Do Anything!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the tree is staring at me, and I know that is impossible.

I think this is a fine demonstration of how Muir now usually runs on a combination of contrarianism and creepy sexism.  With a big dose of racism thrown in from time to time, to keep him shouting at those clouds.

"They Aren't Reporting Things We Wingnuts Are Up In Arms About! It Must Be A Conspiracy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because little dog.

I am having flashbacks to Vince Foster and the Clinton "death list".

Fun.

"They Is So Unfair To Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because poleaxe.

Right--Muir's not a racist at all, because if he would, would he feature his imaginary black friend, hmmm?

The Family That Fails Humanity Together...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it's hard to dance with the devil on your back.

I think it says something that Muir somehow imagines he's being funny here.  Discussing the actions of a fictional psychotic.  Approvingly.

"I'm Certain I Know What I'm Talking About, Based On My Superficial Reading Of The Situation!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because umbrella.

I don't know... there's something quietly horrifying that Muir feels obligated to dress up his Yellow Peril racism with old-fashioned classical Chinese racism.

"Why Isn't He Just... Punching Them, Or Something?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Iron Man.

And Muir's answer to this vexing problem is... somehow insist that acting like an asshole will fix things.

"Yeah! Dinosaur Hunting! MANWY!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because catbus.

There is so much wrong with this, that figuring out where to start is impossible.  The Damon/Jan marriage.  The simultaneously ridiculous and lifeless fantasy.  The terrible, terrible art.  It's just all one tidal wave of awful.

"It's... Vaguely Joke-Shaped..."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because summer breeze, makes me feel fine, blowing through the jasmine in my mind.

I think the longer campaign season is breaking Muir early.

And as he is already broken, the results aren't pretty.

"Why Haven't They Impeached Him Yet? WHY?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because orange bag.

And once again, anything less than full metal crazy is servitude.

"Yes, I Am Opposed To This Thing I Supported For Most Of Bush's Terms Now."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because dandelion.

To be fair to Muir, he eventually cottoned to the fact that this might not be a good thing...

After roughly six years of mindless boosterism.

Of course, Muir's attitude about other policing problems demonstrate that the problem isn't the violation of civil rights--it's the perceived violation of Muir's civil rights.

And of course, Damon stays classy.

"How Dare Someone Undermine My Perceptions Of Gender!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hoagie.

I think it says something that the now Caitlyn Jenner has more accomplishment in her life than Muir ever will.  Even as a star of an awful freaking reality show, damn it.

"They're Just Like The Tsar! If The Tsar Were An Elected Representative, Which Means, Not Very."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Mad magazine.

I think I've figured it out.  Muir hasn't been out of Florida for so long that he figures out how the rest of the nation is doing by looking at Florida, and then presuming that everything else is like that, but worse in the blue states, with the various paranoid conspiracy theories floating around serving as a bit of spice.

It saves him having to actually learn things.

"Need More Money!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because loup garou.

It's like every year Muir tries to make the fundraiser a bit tackier, and an even more dramatic demonstration of his weaknesses as an artist and writer. (Which is essentially that he's horrible at both.)  Frankly, this year might just be unsurpassable. We have at last hit peak-Muir begging.

"Porky's" Had More Dignity.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because St. Blaise.

And another episode of the creepy sitcom from hell hits the interweb.

Disturbing On So Many Levels.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sidewhiskers.

...Muir's personal porn stash never fails to quietly horrify.

Do These People Have Bones?

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Batavia.

...God, those drawings are fugly.

"We Must Never Leave The Compound!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because soap opera stars have weird faces.

I sometimes wonder how Muir figures these people are appealing.

"I Am Confused, And Therefore Hostile!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Iron King.

Yes, Muir.  Tell us about your imaginary sex life.  Brag about all the vigorous intercourse fake you has with his fake red-headed wife.  Just go on and on.
 

"They Are Like Effete Non-Manly Men!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because glass slipper.


I get the impression Muir is just bored.

"Commit Treason, While Also Assassinating A Foreign Head Of State! What Could Go Wrong?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because chicken feet.

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And this is how Muir "respects the troops".

"Never Our Fault! Never Our Fault! Never, Ever, Ever Our Fault!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because 100% recycled material.

The barking insanity that Right-wingers will produce to avoid acknowledging that the war in Iraq was a bad, bad idea can be downright astonishing at times.  I'm half expecting the Illuminati to show up next chapter.

"He Is TOTALLY A Secret Muslim! Totally!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you've got a friend.

And the lesson is everyone who isn't a frothing lunatic is inferior, and a traitor.

Because they aren't dreaming about overthrowing the government, you see.

"We Shoulda Stuck With The Forever War!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it was back when things were rotten.

...

Muir really doesn't know shit about the history of Ancient Greece, which makes the horrible irony of what actually happened to Athens in the Second Persian War, (hint: it got a little messed up) and what actually happened AFTER it between Athens in Sparta (hint: they did not stay best friends forever) stand out even more.

So let's just enjoy watching the modern Right salute a society of murderous pederasts.

"And That's Why We Gotta Kill 'Em All! The Movie Said So!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because iced cappucino.

...

This thing just gets more and more surreal...

"All I Ever Learned About History, I Learned From A Terrible Movie!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I try to forget--you know memories--I'm still on the run, I'm begging on my knees.

The worst part is Muir has clearly forgotten the actual plot of 300.

"This Thing That Confirms My Bigotry As Righteous Is Clearly Genius!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fu dog.

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...

You know, the amount of irony here is positively painful.

"Because I Am SO A Black Guy, And Democrats Are So The Real Racists!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Tyrone Power, Jr.

Yes, Muir's Imaginary Black Friend knows it's black people's own fault for not seeing the Republicans are their real friends, who will show it to them by destroying all the horrible Democratic civil rights legislation!  Because then there will be equality!

"It'll Be Just Like The Nasty Sexist Parts Of The Sixties Never Ended!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Public Enemy #1.

I'd say Ian Fleming would be proud, but honestly this would have even him rolling his eyes...

"Wese All So Manly!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Omsk.

Muir contemplating masculinity is simultaneously creepy and sad.

"And That's Why Trains Are Stupid, And Nothing Is Ever Our Fault, Ever."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because rocket packs are a bad idea all around.

And that's why they keep Skye around--she's the weakest straw liberal imaginable, easily foiled by the most pathetic of arguments...

POSTSCRIPT--And now, the awful fact that the latest Mad Max film isn't manly enough for him has Muir screaming.  Delightful.

"Especially When You Cut Up And Mangle Their Words!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a pot of coffee.

Man, this is just like all those other times that liberals made people change their behavior!  Like when they invaded the South, because the South didn't quite agree with a presidential election result, and announced they were seceding!  Those evil liberal fascists!   Why can't they ever leave us alone?

"And If They Dare Persecute Us For This, It Is More Proof Of Their Own Unrighteousness!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because do not microwave.

Sometimes watching Muir's "heroes" is like watching a man run through plate glass and then wonder why he's bleeding.

"We'll Totally Kick Their Team's Ass!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because well, I talked about it.

Sometimes, you just wish that the jihadists on both sides could be locked into a sealed room...

"His Profundity Is Astonishing!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because not found in catalog.

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Apparently Muir's found a soulmate.

It's Just Like The Nazis! Only No, Not Really.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Edinburgh.

There is something skin-crawling about Muir using his "Jewish" character to confirm that we are totally putting on the Reich here, even as the bogeyman of George Soros is dragged out, to confirm that evil subversive... Europeans *wink, wink* are working to undermine us.  It's the display of the creepy philosemitic skin that the Right has taken to wrapping its antisemitism in.  The creepiest bit is that some of it is sincere--Muir, like many American Rightists seems to fetishize those aspects of Israel that represent the most profound failure of the old Zionistic dream. 

Because Herzl and company did not envision a world that involved the Jews, after getting their homeland, being involved in a forever war with the Muslims of the Middle East.

Quite the opposite, actually.

"Damn Illuminati!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Ivory Coast.

The fun part of it is, he thinks all this shows how much of a patriotic Murican he is.

"While Us Manly Men Know You Have To Punch People!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fabric.

Remember, an insanely aggressive foreign policy can never fail, it can only be failed.

"That Is Exactly What Is Happening Here!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Joe Hisaishi.

 You know I've been waiting for him to start crowing about this.

He... didn't disappoint.

Conversations From Hell.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because presumably creosote.

And Russian Guyovitch continues to be more likeable than anybody else in the cast! Which continues to be a very, very low bar.

"It's Not Treason When We Do It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Iuz the Evil.

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The cray cray just keeps getting creepier.

"Man, They Are Uppity!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Blueberryspicehead.

Moments like this, I'm left hoping Republicans don't retake the White House for the seventeen years.

"Dey's Commie Traitors!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because more cowbell.

Remember, when you're one of America's collection of small militant jingoists whose "loyalty" to the nation is actually a sort of egotistical self-regard, the disastrous wars you supported blowing up on the US is NEVER your fault.  It's always those weak others, who have stabbed the nation in the back.

And are Islamocommufascists.

And The Real Joke Is He Remains More Likeable Than The Entire Rest Of The Cast Put Together.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because have a drink, have a drive.

The thing is, Muir really doesn't know the answer to that question.

"Try The Veal!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Kipling.


I think I'm turning into a Snark.  Suddenly, I'm looking very grave at a pun.

"How Are Racist Asswipes Responsible For Anything?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Semper Augustus.

Remember--there are no deep-rooted problems in our society, except the ones that result in stupid people trying to mess with perfection.

"Perfection" meaning the USA in the 1950s.  As these losers imagine it.  Not the pesky real 1950s.

"It Looks Like A Quip, So It Counts!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because French toast.

To quote bad vaudevillians, these are the jokes, folks.

"They've Already Taken Away Our Godgiven Right To Lynch People! What More Do They Want?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because backpack program.

Next up--screaming at black people for not respecting authoritah.

Because Muir and Irony are sworn enemies.

And Sergio Leone Joins The Crowd That Muir Has Turning In Their Graves.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because 99 luftbaloons.

"Yard apes".

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Charming.

"Will No One Speak For The Wealthy Straight White Male? No One?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because 8.

 "Any attempt to deny our natural superiority is PERSECUTION!  It has to be!  It makes me FEEL BAD!"

"Heh, Heh, Heh--I'm Sure This Is All Revelant!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because very superstitious.

Wow.  Muir reminds me that he can't draw when he isn't tracing.

They're Creepy, And They're Kooky...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because asbestos man.

Remember--even if something demonstrates a large part of Muir's worldview is false--that his slavish liberal media is... well, not exactly slavishly liberal... it doesn't count.  And really proves that Muir is even more right.

And also, enjoy the sexism!  Oodles of sexism!

"Yeah, They Are Sheeple, Unlike Us Who Know The Truth As Revealed By Fox!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Morocco.

To quote Elton John, I think it's gonna be a long long time...

"Only Crazy Libertarians And Right-Wingers Who Haven't Failed The Cause Are People!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because napkin.

The bubble grows ever smaller.

"The Casual Nudity Is Only There To Strengthen The Satire!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Professor Frink.

And again I say... at least two more years of this.  And probably many more.

"Me Discard A Batshit Misogynistic Theory? NEVER!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because bowling pins.

And to think... two years of this.

Followed by four more, in all likelihood.

*sigh*

"Notice Me, Trudeau! Notice Me!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Orme.

Translation: "Trudeau dares to have different opinions than me!  And win awards!"

"Hur Hur! I Is So Witty!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because by prescription only.

Sometimes, this strip functions as one massive Freudian slip...

"Cause, See, She Doesn't Act Like A Real Girl!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because St. Stephen with a rose.

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Gonna be nice to see him weep and moan.

"These... These Are Jokes, Right?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because The Battle of Anghiari.

Sometimes, Muir loses even his theoretical track of his subjects.

"The Cast Must All Be Brought Back Together! It Is In The Prophecy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because phalanx.

Amazing, isn't it, how no matter how Muir tries to expand his fictional world, it always comes collapsing back together, as if the whole thing is caught in the event horizon of the black hole that is his lack of talent...

"She's An Assassin, AND A Chef!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because babe, I'm leaving.

It's amazing that Muir's cast is so boring, when you get down to it.

Cue Canned Laugh Track.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because little gnomes stay in their holes.

Ahh, and we're back to the sitcom from hell. "Can a family raise their children in a compound?"

"Yeah, I Am Totally A Better Artist Than Him! Really!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Paths of Glory.

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This is just kind of sad, isn't it?

"This Drink Is So Good It's Paralyzed Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I'm a cowboy.

I was going to talk about all the recycled panels, but instead I'll note that the present president of Argentina is a woman.

From the Peronist party.

"We're ABSOLUTELY Certain This Is The Case!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because shellfish.

And here comes are old friend, the crazy wall of text, spouted, as usual by Damon.

"These Words TOTALLY Mean What I Think They Mean..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because flame on.

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It's damn good they're living in the compound.  The discovery that the country is not falling into chaos outside the bubble would kill them.

"If He Were Only A Complete Racist Loon, He'd Be Perfect!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Nicaragua.

Yes, everyone should be more like a third-rate action movie star who had  a meme about his toughness start largely as a joke.  Goodness me, we can't try to UNDERSTAND things.  That would be unmanly.

"They Are Undermining Our Sovereignty, Which We Regularly Undermine, But That's Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because elephant.

The Far Right.  Insanely paranoid about everyone who isn't them.  Wantonly naive about their own.  And thus apt to see oppression and plots where they don't exist, while ignoring real problems.

Hopping On The Meme Years Too Late.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Alan Freed.

You know, it's actually a damn fine movie.

"They Will Infect Us With Their Otherism!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because at the zoo with flamingos.

"How dare everyone else insist we don't have a special privilege to be assholes!  They are so persecuting us by doing that!"

"They Don't Understand The Need For He-Man Wimmen Hater Clubs!"

It's the Day's Day of Day!  Because unknown song.

Why does being a manly man seem to involve being an eternal 12-year old?

A New Episode Of... The Sitcom From Hell.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because window.

Damon.  He's quality people.

"That's JUST Like Having A Christian Bakery Made To Serve Homosexuals!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because poor devils.

"We are the persecuted good ones!  You are the bad persecutors, taking away our right to persecute others!  And any confusion this causes only proves how inferior you are!"

Cue laugh track on... the sitcom from hell.

"They Are Oppressing Our Natural Rights To Be Bigots!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because soon you'll sleep in the sand.

And as this episode of the sitcom from hell winds up we learn the moral--liberals and gays are bigots for not understanding the deep Christian right to be a bigot.

Meatloaf Jokes. The Cutting Edge Of Humor.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because what could I do?

The sitcom from hell... continues for persistence is one of the signs of the devil.

"No, I Don't Know What The Hell I'm Talking About! Why Should I? Knowledge Is The Enemy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because negative.

At moment's like this, I am left wondering why this strip even exits.

Commence Coitus.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because use.

Muir has a rare talent for making female anatomy utterly unappealing, I'll grant him that.

"Today On--Sitcom FROM HELL!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the magic word is 'swordfish'.

And then they all fell down a well.

And were eaten by bears.

With power tools.

"I'm Suddenly In Favor Of An Electric Car!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Bring it on up.

The thing about being a nutter is, you wind up having no real idea what your talking about, so your causes wind up transforming into whatever has caught your attention at the moment...

"Their Refusal To Understand How This Is Clearly A Big Deal Is Proof Of How Awesome We Are!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because secular republicanism.

Remember when Jan actually had opinions?

Likely no.  It's been awhile, and the links to the old strips are now broken.

And I really don't want to go back through thousands of posts and make them all work.

I'm ONLY MORTAL!

"Who Just Happen To Be Black!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Terra Titanic.

This crypto-racist claptrap with a special appearance by Gollum!

When Jesus And Jack Daniels Meet.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the time has come to leave again, let's activate the Noah Plan.

Yeah, that's... not what it meant...

...

Really, this whole strip is an extra-crazy display of Muir's gnosticism regards reality, isn't it...

"And Remember, No Spinning Your Head Around! It Upsets The Guests!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because smear on the glasses.

I could comment on the snake joke, but frankly, Muir's continued inability to draw children remains the better joke.

"And There Is Nothing Egotistical, Sad, Or Creetpy About This At All!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because eyebrow.


Yes, they love REAL freedom more than the rest of us, who love fake freedom, which involves things besides guns, and supporting random wars, and hating people not like us. 

"New Sociopath Alert!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Adia.

Amazing the more we learn about the characters, the less they seem like characters, isn't it?

"This Has Got To Be Totally Like The Nazis!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because stronk.

Muir really thinks he's making a brilliant point here.

"So She's Also An Antisemite!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because can you still recall in the jukebox hall when the music played?

I think one big reason right wingers like Israel so much is it lets them tar the left as antisemitism.  While still letting them keep their deeply antisemitic beliefs by shifting it on to 'International financiers'.

"The Fact That I Can Blackmail The Government Is Proof Of My Coolness, And Righteousness!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because samovar.

Muir just doesn't know how to write heroes, does he?

"Clearly A Terrifying Vision Of The Future!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because row row, fight da power.

...

I'm having 90s flashbacks.

It's not a good feeling.

"Yep! Those Evil, Deluded Servants Of--THE CONSPIRACY!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Dear Prudence.

So... Muir watched Young Frankenstein last night, ehh?

"And What Have I Done To Deserve This? Aside From Kill People, And Flaut The Laws, I Mean..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the righteous are allowed to trespass seven times, as the Lord says.

And Muir's batshit conspiracy theorizing runs into the fact that his characters are the sort of people you WANT the law checking up on...

"Don't She Know Her Body Is For Our Enjoyment?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ye diggers.

I'm finding Grampa Texas' homespun wisdom less and less amusing, and more and more like the rantings of a potential serial killer.

"Yeah, They Are Such REAL Racists!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the club is all their law.

And Muir really imagines he's making a great point here.  He really does.

"Yep! This Makes Total Sense!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because yawn.

The cray-cray is just getting worse, isn't it?

Just like the artwork.

"I An Officer Of The Law, Clearly Approve Of Cold-Blooded Murder."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hey ho.

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Jesus.

A new low in the cast's lack of self-awareness...

"Don't You Thugs Understand The Constitution Gives Folks Like Us No Accountability! Go Harass The Urban Poor!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because may the circle be unbroken.

Gee, why do they keep watching these people who constantly escalate the situation and clearly imagine that laws are for other people?  WHY?

"And All This Is To Show How Healthy I Am In My Sexuality!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because to the country we're going.

Muir really needs to vary the models he traces off of. 

That's all I can say.

"See! This Shows What Creeps My Imaginary Bad Guys Are!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because when I go to my grave, my head will be high.

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They look like Barbie dolls.

Only, with nipples drawn on.

"Guns! Breast Feeeding! Guns! Breast Feeding!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because under a swollen silver moon.

Freud would have a field day with this strip.

Really.

"Yes! All The Bullets! BANNED!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Boulangist.

Of course, plenty of bullets are illegal already, but... no, no, any call for regulation is a theft of precious freedom.

"We'll Fight This Insidious Imaginary Threat Vigilante-Style! That'll Work!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because black no. 1.

Remember that episode of The Simpsons where Burns and Homer are stuck in a cabin together, and Burns starts imagining that Homer wants to do horrible things to him, while noting "He's mad to even think that."?

Yeah, I know, I've given away that I'm old enough to remember when The Simpsons was great.  So what?

Letting His Freak Flag Fly High...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it might have meant a thing or two if I had known the difference.

Sometimes, this strip heads in General Jack D. Ripper territory.

Other times, it sets up a tent there, and starts waving a shotgun around menacingly.

You Know, I Think We Can Agree That Having Characters Use The Word 'Jewess' Is A Tell They're Not Nice...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because horehound drops.

Among the first casualties of Waco were four ATF agents, killed in the line of duty.

Somehow, they never rank a mention in cray-cray accounts.

"And Why Do They Persecute Us So? Aside From Our Various Crimes, Of Course."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because cafe.

I never thought I would find myself nostalgic for the subtle humor and characters of Smokey and the Bandit.

"Huzzah For The Neo-Confederacy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because elephant.

And Muir, after finally realizing that the real world is not matching his version of it very well, jumps into a crazy-ass future.

"Well, I Did Make Him A Ukrainian, But... Then I Changed My Mind."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because surge.

Oh, like Sam Elliot is in any position about ethnic and regional stereotypes.

"Yeah! Doesn't He Get That They're All Subhuman And Evil!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hey, it's a tomahawk.

And now he's reduced to the straight man in a racist joke.

"He's A Wimp! And A Fascist! And Also, Funny Looking!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Modest Mussgorsky.

Man, Russian Guyovitch has the worst taste in women....

"Also, The World Is Flat! Read It In A Book!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Thomas Chatterton was both a forger and brilliant poet.  Simultaneously.

Muir loves to wave his stupid like a banner, doesn't he?

Continuing Your Double Dose Of Stupid...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Hortense.

And... more lactation fetish, more conspiracy talk.

Only this time, in a stolen government car.

Fun.

I Don't Know Which Is More Disturbing...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the storm clouds are raging all around my door.

Ahh.  More lactation fetish, hosted by Samurai Mom, and the Square Planet going full-blown nutso.

Fun.

More... Muted... Shock...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because every Dixie boy must understand he has to listen to Uncle Sam.

Muir has issues.

My Response Is Muted Shock.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Basement Tapes.

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Sometimes, there are no words.

"You Silly Liberals, Thinking You Understand The Deeper Truths!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because slow down, you move too fast.

See, if we could just appreciate Muir's lousy attempts at cheesecake, we could also appreciate the deeper truths of Fox News! 

"See? Science Is Our Friend!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because under Tully.

And the sitcom from Hell... continues...

Plugging Ridiculous Plot Holes In Between Bursts Of Bigotry.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because multiplication table.

Yeah, so... again, how is the government wrongfully "persecuting" these guys?  They're a bunch of people doing highly illegal things that have holed up in their creepy compound. 

"Yeah! Bringing Back This One! 'Cause It's So True!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Paul Williams.

The question for me has become not merely "What does Muir actually know about the French Revolution?"--it's become "Has Muir yet begun to reach the floor of his ignorance of this matter?"

"See, Even My Imaginary Asian Woman Knows The White Race Is Doomed!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because bake shop.

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That was racist in so many ways, it'd be nearly impossible to count them all...

"Har Har! I Is So Witty!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because unbroken.

And once again, Muir uses his imaginary black guy to serve as the mouthpiece for his bile, which he imagines is a brilliant display of courage.  Because, you know, the eyes of the Muslim world are clearly on his crappy webcomic.

"Hunting And Staring At Bad Pinup Art Is What Makes A Man A Man!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Thracian gladiators.

Apparently every damn panel takes place in a different universe.  That's how bad the blocking is.

What A Charmer...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the angry river.

Ahh, we can enjoy Damon both in his 'creepy guy we're supposed to find charming' and his 'fake black guy who Muir thinks he can have say racist things and get away with' hats.

Delightful.

A One-Two Punch Of Crazy, And Sexist

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because jelly belly.

Sometimes the double strips are because Muir just doesn't have enough room to be awful in.

An Imaginary Female's Work Is Never Done.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because turkey.

When in doubt of what to do next, the female portion of the cast of DbD can always be counted on to pose in a ridiculous fashion and provide fodder for sexist jokes.

"See, Wimmen... Theys Emotional..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because he was smiling.

And remember, we don't see the kids because Muir really can't draw them.

"It's Good To See That You Recognize Your Own Inferiority!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because how could you leave your goosefeather bed?

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And as usual, Muir can't help but make the people he thinks we should dislike the sympathetic ones...

"Was World War One Over When The Martians Bombed Scranton?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Kurmainz.

This strip cowritten by Jack Daniel and Jim Beam.

"I'm Sure I Know What I'm Talking About Here!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hat.

Enjoy the old man shouting at clouds through his creepy female ventriloquist dummy.

"I Read It In The Politically Incorrect Guide, So It Must Be True!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because aluminum tastes like fear.

Except that Charles Martel defeated the Moors at Tours.

And that was over two centuries before the Crusades.  And had little to do with them.

 Oh, and Martel used the defeat to shore up his family's power base in the Frankish kingdom--which wasn't EXACTLY France, yet--and let his son, Peppin the Short depose the Merovingians kings with the approval of the Pope, and set his own line up in power, until they were in turn deposed by the Capets.

So... yeah...

"We'll Need The Bullets To Fight The ZOG."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Ray Charles.

Yeah.  Yeah.  I feel for those demonspawn.  I really do. 

"Also, I've Become Paralyzed, And Must Stand Here In The Same Position!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Fields of Gold.

Obviously, nothing will top the week Damon poured coffee nonstop, but damn it, you wish he'd put more effort when he traces the same panel over and over again...

"Damn Furriners! Need To Build A Wall!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hey, nineteen.

And remember, Muir feels Zed and Sam's lack of charity to their own blood is a good thing.

Welcome To The Relationship.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because winter storm warning.

And remember, this is supposed to be Nick and Nora Charles-type witty byplay.

"They Are Calling It Racist! I Say 'American Sniper' Isn't Racist ENOUGH!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because there she weaves by night and day.

Yes, Muir, your cowardly assassination fantasies are proof of what a real American you are.

Just like Charles J. Guiteau's.  Who at least was willing to put his money where his crazyass mouth was.

And Then Skye Was A Zombie.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Liane the Wayfarer.

You know, every now and then Muir draws a panel that demonstrates that, no, his skills as an artist aren't improving at all--at best, he's managed to figure out how to avoid drawings that showcase his many, many weaknesses as an artist.

Like that mind-bendingly awful last picture of Skye, who is apparently going full Morlock.

And The Sitcom From Hell Goes On...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a gnome named Grimble Gromble.

Asking a guy old enough to be your father for advice on dating his father.

Didn't they do this story on My Name is Earl once?

The Spirit Of Bad Seventies Sitcoms Lives On...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  If I had a heart I could love you.

Three's Company had more dignity in its lowest moments.

Plus John Ritter, who was thoroughly underrated as a physical comedian for much of his career.

"I Mean, Your Mother's Already Dating Your Best Friend's Dad..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because peppermint white hot chocolate.

You know, the worst part for me, I like that show, the occasionally somewhat distasteful Cold War politics in it aside.

Though you had to feel for Barney--being the black guy in a team of covert agents that kept going to Eastern European Ruritanias had to be tough, even if he did have his elite technical and mad ninja skills to fall back on. 

Yes, I am just talking about Mission: Impossible in these comments. Can you blame me?  It was a fun show.

And From The Throne Of Azathoth, Nyarlathotep Thinks 'My Work Here Is Done.'

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because yes, I am.

This family's dynamics makes the 17th and 18th century Habsburgs look positively sedate.

"How Dare He Ignore The Head Of A Foreign State Who Has Repeatedly Tried To Undermine Him!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the story of my life.

More foreign policy genius from Muir's fictitious foreigners.

Who, remember, thought moving to the Ukraine during Maidan was a good idea.

"Hee, Hee, Hee. They Clearly Deserved It, Because They Are Incoveniencing Our Heroes!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because wholeheartedly.

...From the culture that romanticizes Ruby Ridge and Waco.

But not the Black Panthers, for some inexplicable reason...

"Hee-Hee! Corrupt Racist Southern Sheriffs Are The Best!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because they Herman's Hermits, not Herman and the Hermits.  Which is to say, Herman apparently owns the Hermits.

I'm just waiting for someone to state that what they've got here is a failure to communicate.

"He Was Sitting There Shooting At Them, And They SHOT Him!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because brimble.

Muir's just going to throw words around and hope that meaning spontaneously occurs.

"See? He Is Totally A Positive Black Role Model!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because headsets.

And remember--Muir really thinks Damon is highly intelligent.

"We've Totally Figured Out How To Make Our Criminal Actions Legal! We're Sure Of It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because merck toch hoe sterck.

Because it's easy to be bold against your enemies when their fictional strawmen written as idiots...

"Black Helicopters! Soon, They Will Storm The Compound!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because zebra.

Remember when I used to JOKE about the inevitable compound move?

Yeah. This is going to be... unpleasant.

"How About 'Look, Nekkid Chick'?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because orange collar.

Muir is no more capable of producing a picture of a healthy relationship than he is of producing a picture of genuinely attractive woman.

"Remember, White Guys EQUAL Civilization! Simple As That!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Haberstan.

And the grand Muir tradition of self-aggrandizing bullshit continues...

"He's TOTALLY A Secret Muslim!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because beans.

Does Muir really even know what the Caliph was?

Of course he doesn't.  Why am I even asking?

Ummm... Wha...?

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because moo-cow.

So, Chingis Khan, mass murderer, and empire builder is the best exemplar of Western manhood.

Despite being... you know... a Mongolian.

"Yeah! This Is Totally What's Happening!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Nausea, by Sartre.

This is sort of like all the MacArthur fanboys back in the 50s who wouldn't admit their hero had fucked things up big time.

"We's Da Oppressed One, And Now Youse Knows Wese Was Right All Along!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Defenders of the Universe.  Or one, weirdass planet, really, but who wants to get technical?

Ahh, more chest-thumping and nonsense as Muir sets up shabby strong men to bowl over.

And as usual manages to somehow not do it...

"Yep. Totally Like A Crusader! Not That I'm Saying Anything!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because blue fu dog.

Oddly enough, Zed's garb looks to be a Templar uniform.

The Templars were knights of the Church sworn to celibacy.  Who were disbanded amongst (admittedly fabricated) charges of devil-worship and sodomy.

"My Expertise Is Vast, So I Do Constantly Tell Myself!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because golem.

Well, it's always fun when Muir goes off on one these tangents wherein he winds up showing that what he doesn't know about foreign politics... is foreign politics.

"Gobbledygook Fahoy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Beast dies.

...That was... a thing...

"Heh! I Clearly Know What I'm Talking About!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because whiteout conditions.

More attempts at wit and wisdom from a man who has neither...

"Deviance From The True Party Is Evil!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Lenny Bruce is not afraid.

And remember the days when Jan wasn't a hard right Republican?

"Behold My Incwedible Couwage!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because he's our hero.

The sad thing about cowardly asshole fights is that good decent people tend to be the collateral damage...

"His Less-Than-Perfect Adherance To Our Ideals Show He Is A Traitor!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I don't think she knows I know.

And this is why I doubt this new Congress is going to be that different from the last one...  the circular firing squads have remained firmly in place...

"Yep! The Mere Fact That The Government Uses Acronyms Is Funny!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Liverpool.

Muir is so crap at comedy, he can't make the Alphabet Soup funny.

That says something right there.

"And That's Why They Turn Against Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because bling-blang.

Muir has found a way to unite the awful "Sitcom from Hell" strips with the horrifying "Political Blather" strips into one terrifyingly incompetent whole.

Heaven help us all.

"See! This Is CLEARLY Awful!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Valli with an 'i'.

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Muir should stop trying to make things sexy.  It just doesn't work.

Somehow, I Think Zed's Trips Are Very, Very Short...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because West End Blues.

Muir wonders why real women can't be more like his pretend woman, and understand what guys really want...

"Just Call Me Ms. Ogyny..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because candied pecans.

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Well, that was stomach turning.

"This Is Totally What This Thing Means!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because lime green.

Astonishing as it may seem, but Muir has actually managed to make Skye one of the less-objectionable character despite her raging assholishness simply because she's surrounded by people as bad or worse who imagine that they are better...