"How Dare You Persecute Us For Crimes We Have Committed!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because is that a Sears poncho?

You know, it should be remembered that it was actually the 300 Spartans and the 2000+ other Greeks.

And that the Spartans were frequently allied with the Persians during the Peloponnesian War...

Oh, right.  That's the part of the history of Sparta that American cryptofascists forget in'it?