"This Is My Most Brilliant Plan Ever!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because everybody plays the fool.

Muir's terrible cheesecake and his terrible politics in one strip.

That is also a desperate appeal for more money.

"Surely This Will Work This Time!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because me gusta punk rock.

Right. Let's see how long it takes Muir to cave with the "striptease from hell" this year.

"Tips For Tits!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the glowering portrait of a city father.

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Yep.  This is never not lame.

"Nudity For Cash!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because fox on the run.

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This gets sadder every year.

"Good Upstanding People Like Tommy Robinson Have Been Made Sticky!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Priscilla Rich is the Golden Age Cheetah.

And that is all Muir knows about European politics.

"Never Forget The Importance Of Men."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because lay down your arms, give up the fight.

I find it amusing that Muir specifies one robot that identifies as female, as honestly--that's the entire female cast.

"John Bolton Is And Always Has Been An Enemy Of The People!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Bozo, the Iron Man.

Congratulations, Bolton.

You have now been Tillersoned.

"Hillary. The Constitution.Terminator Jokes. Got It?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Sublime sound is still straight from Long Beach.

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The one comforting thing about Muir's calls for civil war is that they're so incoherent that if such a thing actually started, he'd like shoot himself in the foot by mistake at the outset.

More Quality Work.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because clown.

Yep.  That's the stuff that pulls in the shekels.

"Would You Like Some HUMOR With BEVERAGE, HUMAN?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Detroit Spinners.

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Well, that cartoon certainly happened.

"Their Lives Are Spared. This Time..."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because in the fog.

You wonder how he's going to follow it up next time.

"Pay Me Or I Kill The Cast!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I've found a place for lovers who wander.

Damn.  Muir's begging is getting hard-edged QUICK this year.

Cue Laugh Track.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because it's only forever, not long at all.

Weight jokes.

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Involving robots.

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Yup.

Desperation Sets In Early This Year.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because and that's the loving sound.

And we're back to the fever dream sitcom with nudity.

"The Bad Drawing Of Sam Elliot That Spawned Me Will Guide Me Through Life!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because ride with me, baby.

That would almost be affecting, if you know, it wasn't badly drawn, and involve a character who was basically a stock photo of Sam Elliot.

"Yup! Th-This Is What The Dem-Democrats Are Like!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Margarita.

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The projection only grows more and more staggering.

"Crazy Democrats! Also, California Is In Anarchy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because waiting for the break of day!

Looks like we're witnessing the start of yet another short-lived plotline that will crash and burn in a few strips, and then never be referenced again.

Same as it ever was.

The Begging Gets Desperate.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because like a rhinestone cowboy.

It's kind of amusing, to see Muir get more and more desperate, each and every year.

Absolute Projection Achieved.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Tony Tribe.

Yes, "Progressives" are the purely reactionary ones with no actual plans and an overriding paranoia.

Sure.

"We Are Facing Horrible Persecution!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because everybody look at your hands!

Of course, Muir never studies what these people actually say and do, because that's just a plot, and you can only figure out what they really mean by reading crazy rantings on the interwebs.

"We Must Remain Ever Vigilant Against The Sinister Criminal Horde!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because take my hand.

I'm waiting for another explanation of how liberals are Nazis soon.  That is how little awareness Muir has.

How Many Fetishes Can Muir Indulge At Once? Let's Find Out!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because oh, the land of cloudless day.

And it's Muir's breast-feeding fetish, back after a long absence!  Muir's breast-feeding fetish people.

"Will No One Think Of The White Man?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it won't be long.


"No longer being treated as if automatically superior" is EXACTLY like being persecuted and oppressed.

And Muir Loses The Thread. Again.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Frank Reade Jr.

So, yet ANOTHER plot has suddenly been discarded with the revelation that it is all a dream.  With Muir then trying to distract the readers with press bashing and racism, because, yeah.

Blank Static Panels With Nothing Happening! That's How You Tell A Story!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because we belong to the night, we belong to the thunder.

Ahh.  The sort of quality graphic storytelling that will doubtless bring the florins in.

"Or Jettisoned Out To Space. Whichever Is Easier!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I don't know.  Don't really care.  Let there be songs to fill the air.

Charming as ever, Zed.

Hey, remember when the setting of this thing was a nondescript third-rate office comedy?  Bet you never thought you'd miss those days.

"It Will Be Charming When We Unleash The Death Ray On Mexico!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Beyond the Singing Flame!

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Well, he's already built the fricking Terminators.  But yeah, gonna be a weird begging session this year.

"We Are The Plucky Rebels, Despite Being In Charge, Somehow!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because what I feel, I can't say.

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So, let's see how long Muir's begging bowl is out for this year.

"My Imaginary Democrats Are So Pathetic!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Mr. Shadwell.

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Yes, clearly the man who lost the popular vote by the largest margin for a candidate to successfully take the electoral college and has continued to see record net disapproval throughout his terms has a lock on things.

"Oh, Please, Like We Won't Just Murder Anyone Who Tangles With Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Jesus wants to go to Venus.

I'm sorry, does Muir expect us to believe that Sam's relationship with Skye shows an overabundance of concern and compassion on Sam's part?