Friday, April 7, 2023

All That Time Making Horny Monopoly Money...

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I almost forgot about his vertical.

It's kind of amusing, that Muir just remembered, oh, yeah, his cast are running a wannabe breakaway-state, and  this is what he remembers about it.

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  1. You know, what exactly does the D&D ranch produce, anyway? I can't remember ever seeing Zed tending to any crops or caring for any livestock. He seems to repair fences around the property occasionally, but that's all I can recall. What is this ranch actually producing and how is it generating income for the family?

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    1. That is an excellent question. I mean, these are supposed to be the true productive, hard-working citizens of this country, not like us mooching lefties. Mostly, all I see is them finding ways to kill refugees on their ranch, and Sam sleeping at city council meetings. They used to have that terrible bar where all the women were serving drinks while topless, but I think that's closed?

      Maybe the way they're actually generating income is Sam and the girls have OnlyFans accounts....

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    2. There are apparently cattle, which occasionally show up in strips, but also require shockingly little upkeep and staff. You know, almost as if this was the 'free man of the land' fantasy of a man living in a gated community in Florida who's never actually done any farming.

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    3. "Shockingly little upkeep and staff". Yep. Unless I'm forgetting something, they don't seem to have any staff at all. And the cattle themselves show up so rarely that I still can't remember having seen them.

      You know, the OnlyFans thing is hard to gauge. I genuinely can't say for certain if the twins going that route would be presented by Muir as a good or bad thing. You could make a case for either based on Muir's muddled, contradictory record.

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