"I Was Worried That My Knowledge Of The Enemy Might Scare You!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because people are scum--but BEAUTIFUL!

So--wait. Zed speaks Urdu, a language spoken in Pakistan, and portions of India. He learnt to speak it during his special forces stint, apparently to aid with his missions. Given that we know he served in the early 90s, and can conjecture he served in the late 80s, this means he was probably serving in Pakistan, during the Soviet-Afghan war, helping to train mujahideen.

This means Zed probably helped train future Taliban members.

This is what happens when you just keep adding things to your Captain Mitty's expansion pack past without thinking them out. And of course, this assumes that Muir will try to base this on something close to reality, a rather large assumption, I freely admit.