Yous Is All Cowardly Liars!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I thought I was once, but then I remembered my race reproduces in a cloud of spores.

As Muir sputters and fumes at the completely untrue charges of racism--real Americans are WORRIED that Obama's a secret Muslim who was born in Kenya--I feel obligated to note that the Falcon was created by Stan Lee and Gene Colan in 1969, and was one of the first black superheroes. Both men with a lot more talent--a lot more real patriotism--then Muir.