It's the Day's Day of Days! Because wake me up.
It says something that the thing that got Muir to turn on corporations was the thought that they might start discouraging his most awful behavior.
Wednesday, July 31, 2019
Tuesday, July 30, 2019
"Clearly, You Are A Figure Of Major Importance They Will Spy On."
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because giant foot-long subs.
I mean, I'm not even a big fan of Amazon and Alexa, and this is clearly the sort of paranoid natter that Muir is making more and more his bailiwick.
I mean, I'm not even a big fan of Amazon and Alexa, and this is clearly the sort of paranoid natter that Muir is making more and more his bailiwick.
Monday, July 29, 2019
"So, Yeah, It's Mostly The Ratfucking!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because not much going on.
Good to see Muir doesn't understand how primary systems work.
After writing a political strip for just shy of two decades.
Good to see Muir doesn't understand how primary systems work.
After writing a political strip for just shy of two decades.
Sunday, July 28, 2019
"You'll Love Ratfucking, Sis!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because fly by night.
You know, Muir's straw versions of Democrats are so stock by this point, that they're barely worth considering. The real meat here is probably the best illustration YET of his failure with Sam and her sister. Skye was (and largely is) supposed to be the Bad Sister, the One Who Is Awful And Wrong, the replacement Bad Liberal for Jan, who Muir had clearly come to view as a sexual fantasy object, and thus "redeemed". Skye was going to avoid the pitfall of not being so bad really by being a truly wretched human being on top of her liberalism, demonstrating the true awfulness of liberals as seen by Muir.
And by and large she was--but there was a bit of problem there. That problem was that Skye's behavior made her Sam's rival, and Sam handled it the way she handled any unpleasantness, by retaliating with even more extreme unpleasantness. And thus, even though Skye was clearly bad, Sam became worse, something that quickly informed all her actions.
And here we see it again. Skye's actions are typical awfulness, a demonstration of her narcissism. But Sam is once again, a psychopath and a bigot.
And the story treats her as just fine.
You know, Muir's straw versions of Democrats are so stock by this point, that they're barely worth considering. The real meat here is probably the best illustration YET of his failure with Sam and her sister. Skye was (and largely is) supposed to be the Bad Sister, the One Who Is Awful And Wrong, the replacement Bad Liberal for Jan, who Muir had clearly come to view as a sexual fantasy object, and thus "redeemed". Skye was going to avoid the pitfall of not being so bad really by being a truly wretched human being on top of her liberalism, demonstrating the true awfulness of liberals as seen by Muir.
And by and large she was--but there was a bit of problem there. That problem was that Skye's behavior made her Sam's rival, and Sam handled it the way she handled any unpleasantness, by retaliating with even more extreme unpleasantness. And thus, even though Skye was clearly bad, Sam became worse, something that quickly informed all her actions.
And here we see it again. Skye's actions are typical awfulness, a demonstration of her narcissism. But Sam is once again, a psychopath and a bigot.
And the story treats her as just fine.
Saturday, July 27, 2019
"That Is Totally What The Nazis Were About!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Crimson and Clover over and over.
You know, it says something what a shambles this last week or so of strips has been, because this strip is really quite horrible, with a flawed buildup and a muddled conclusion. But after several days of strips that didn't merely lack punchlines but any sort of internal connection between panels, it seems merely awful, instead of a new low.
You know, it says something what a shambles this last week or so of strips has been, because this strip is really quite horrible, with a flawed buildup and a muddled conclusion. But after several days of strips that didn't merely lack punchlines but any sort of internal connection between panels, it seems merely awful, instead of a new low.
Friday, July 26, 2019
"And Clearly, I As A Black Man, Think This Is Great!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because let it hang down on me.
Well, it's good to see Damon going back to his old job of being the black man who can excuse Muir's racism as all right.
Well, it's good to see Damon going back to his old job of being the black man who can excuse Muir's racism as all right.
Thursday, July 25, 2019
"Also, I Apparently Have Mold!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because early in the morning.
Yeah, Muir's losing the thread of his strips is getting quite bad. In this case a freaking shout out to an internet homey gets weird.
Yeah, Muir's losing the thread of his strips is getting quite bad. In this case a freaking shout out to an internet homey gets weird.
Wednesday, July 24, 2019
"But The Important Thing Is Nobody Got Arrested!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Albert the Alligator.
I'd say Muir forgot the punchline, but reading that strip, it's hard not to think Muir forgot his train of thought while writing it.
I'd say Muir forgot the punchline, but reading that strip, it's hard not to think Muir forgot his train of thought while writing it.
Tuesday, July 23, 2019
"Take That John McCain! Take That FROM THE GRAVE!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Oz never gave nothing to the Tin Man.
Wow. It's really time to go after old enemies for no reason whatsoever, in'it?
Wow. It's really time to go after old enemies for no reason whatsoever, in'it?
Monday, July 22, 2019
"Take That Hillary! Take That Yet, YET Again!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I'm hitching a ride, hitching a ride.
Well, that is sure relevant.
Well, that is sure relevant.
Sunday, July 21, 2019
Saturday, July 20, 2019
"Women In Action Movies Are Of The Devil!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because a quality muffler at a reasonable price.
Man, Muir just gets crankier with every year. While insisting that he is of course the soul of fun.
Man, Muir just gets crankier with every year. While insisting that he is of course the soul of fun.
Friday, July 19, 2019
"I Mean, We All Know That They Are Satanic Baby-Killers!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because hear what I say, sir!
Remember, babbies are good, except when they're brown babbies, when they're bad and an evil sympathy ploy used by the Evil Conspiracy of Evil.
Remember, babbies are good, except when they're brown babbies, when they're bad and an evil sympathy ploy used by the Evil Conspiracy of Evil.
Thursday, July 18, 2019
"I Mean--Reps Can Just Be Summarily Removed By The Executive Branch, Right?"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because titanium.
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Nothing like Muir showing his lack of understanding, and empathy in the same strip.
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Nothing like Muir showing his lack of understanding, and empathy in the same strip.
Wednesday, July 17, 2019
"Truly, It Will Be A Glorious Triumph When My Fellow Citizens Are Slaughtered In The Streets!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Bacanno.
As Muir gloats at the idea of the nation turning into an Operation Condor era South American dictatorship, let's remember that dreaming that his daddy can slaughter your daddy is not childish at all. It is in fact super mature.
As Muir gloats at the idea of the nation turning into an Operation Condor era South American dictatorship, let's remember that dreaming that his daddy can slaughter your daddy is not childish at all. It is in fact super mature.
Tuesday, July 16, 2019
"Truly, This Is A Glorious And Complete Triumph!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because he's my rebel.
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So how many times have the Democrats been completely routed on racial matters yet? I think I lost count around the fifth or sixth time Muir declared victory.
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So how many times have the Democrats been completely routed on racial matters yet? I think I lost count around the fifth or sixth time Muir declared victory.
Monday, July 15, 2019
"Plz Send More Mney!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because lord have mercy for the boy from down in the boodocks.
And once again, Muir underlines how each fundraiser takes longer and longer...
And once again, Muir underlines how each fundraiser takes longer and longer...
Sunday, July 14, 2019
Saturday, July 13, 2019
"This Is CLEARLY What Is Happening!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because jump magic jump.
Because clearly, that's just what leftists do, right?
Because clearly, that's just what leftists do, right?
Friday, July 12, 2019
"All Is Exactly As I Say It Is!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the weather gets you sometimes.
17 months, followed by 17 months.
FOREVER!
17 months, followed by 17 months.
FOREVER!
Thursday, July 11, 2019
"The Quality Humor You All Love!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because if I'd been a man in reality you'd still be here, babe, loving me.
Well, that will doubtless bring in the shekels.
Well, that will doubtless bring in the shekels.
Wednesday, July 10, 2019
"The Important Thing To Remember Is All Against Us Our Filthy Traitors!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because beware the Creeper.
Who's ready for the next... 17 months of this?
To be followed by another 17 months of it.
Forever.
Who's ready for the next... 17 months of this?
To be followed by another 17 months of it.
Forever.
Tuesday, July 9, 2019
"They're Cowardly Degenerate Scum Because I Say They Are!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because that original lifeline.
Always good to see Muir nodding along with another cowardly evil wackjob who thinks he's a stalwart brave soul.
Always good to see Muir nodding along with another cowardly evil wackjob who thinks he's a stalwart brave soul.
Monday, July 8, 2019
"We Are Both Pillars Of Moral Virtue, And Fun People, Facing Degenerates Who Are Also Puritans! Now, Gib Money."
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because yep. Yep. Yep.
Well, he's chosen a very good banner that is an accurate statement of his wishes.
I'll give him that.
Well, he's chosen a very good banner that is an accurate statement of his wishes.
I'll give him that.
Sunday, July 7, 2019
"This Is What Is Happening! REALLY!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because War of Austrian Succession.
Gonna be a long presidential campaign...
Gonna be a long presidential campaign...
Saturday, July 6, 2019
"Everything Outside The Bubble Is Dystopia!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because pillow.
And we're back to the Stock Standing Trump Picture. The Stock Standing Trump Picture, people.
And we're back to the Stock Standing Trump Picture. The Stock Standing Trump Picture, people.
Friday, July 5, 2019
"The Very Lack Of Verification PROVES That It's Real!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because now Boris has it in the bag, and I know why.
And we're back to the omnipotent and incompetent conspiracy of EVULL! Because people can't just not like Trump, they can't.
And we're back to the omnipotent and incompetent conspiracy of EVULL! Because people can't just not like Trump, they can't.
Thursday, July 4, 2019
"How Dare Those Perverts!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I had no head, and my eyes were floating way up in the air.
Gonna be a long begging session....
Gonna be a long begging session....
Wednesday, July 3, 2019
...Be Careful Where You Put Those Things, Girls.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Murderbot.
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Well, I guess it's... nice to see Muir finally come out as an ammosexual.
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Well, I guess it's... nice to see Muir finally come out as an ammosexual.
Tuesday, July 2, 2019
"Fascism Is Whatever Lets Me Call My Enemies Fascists, The Impure Swine-hounds!"
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because name of a little green man.
Sam's expression in the last panel is the stuff that nightmares are made of.
Sam's expression in the last panel is the stuff that nightmares are made of.
Monday, July 1, 2019
Nudity And Crazy, Muir's Equivalent To Chocolate And Peanut Butter.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because slime and snails.
I await Muir's ignoring when the latest prophesied "TOTAL AND COMPLETE VICTORY" passes without happening.
I await Muir's ignoring when the latest prophesied "TOTAL AND COMPLETE VICTORY" passes without happening.
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