Muir's Female Characters Don't Just Fail The Bechdel Test, They Fail The Turing Test.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because He used to lean upon me as I pledged allegiance to the wall.

Is he trying to set up a new couple? The soap opera segments of this strip are the most inept parts. I mean, the hateful politics at least have dedication behind them. This is Muir mechanically moving pieces and trying to get square pegs into round holes.