It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Smart-Alek Kill.
And Muir remembers the subplot he let languish and essentially die. Though Mari, in honor of her faceless former love, turns into an abstract horror in the first panel herself, so yeah, that's a strip.

I would gladly take Ian over that terrible mixture of Zed and Keanu Reeves that Mari will end up with here.
ReplyDeleteYou're only saying that because Ian barely exists right now. If he was an actual character, he'd be another hivemind horror who probably would look like... I dunno, the bastard child of Darkseid and whatever action star Muir is obsessed with this week.
DeleteLo, it is I, Zed, protective father who somehow always finds himself overhearing, or unwittingly participating in, conversations about my daughters’ genitalia and the various penises that may or may not be entering them, causing me woe and consternation because as a father I cannot bear to think of such things, despite unseen and unknown forces that clearly believe that I should hearing about them and therefore thinking about them all the time. This is, I am convinced, a completely normal and unremarkable relationship between a father and his daughters’ sexuality, despite the woe it causes me. You can tell how woeful I am by the way I’m covering my face in woe.
ReplyDeleteHello, I am Sam, and this is a totally normal dynamic between myself, my daughters, and my husband. If you insinuate otherwise, you’re a Epstein-defending Marxist.
Yeah.
DeleteThis one is fairly mild by their standards. Lousy 80s sitcom level, really.