Tuesday, August 19, 2025

Old-Fashioned Family Values And Also Porn.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Goldfish.

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So, apparently, the Twins are just staying at 18 for now.

I'm not surprised.

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  1. JLGAugust 20, 2025 at 8:13 AM

    Once again it is I, Zed, doting yet stern father of two 18-year-old daughters. The fact that they are 18, along with the sexual mores associated with this age, plays an outsized role in both spoken word around my household and unspoken thoughts inside my head, which is the purview of any doting yet stern father of two 18-year-old daughters. I at once cannot bear to think of my daughters’ genitalia being invaded by the genitalia of men, and simultaneously expend prodigious amounts of mental and emotional energy to precisely such thoughts, always while expressing my lamentation and woe at my fatherly lot of expending said prodigious mental and emotional energy. My grief at losing my innocent girls to the thievery of sexual maturation is such that I cannot bear to be present when such things are spoken of by themselves and by my wife, both of which occur with great regularity within my household and broader daily life. This is a perfectly mundane, unremarkable family dynamic, in the family led by I, Zed, doting yet stern father of two 18-year-old daughters.

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    1. John BallAugust 20, 2025 at 8:14 PM

      You left off the piece de resistance--'my daughters have been 18 for the last four years'.

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    2. JLGAugust 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM

      Does that mean they’re actually the numerical age they SHOULD be right now if the soap-opera aging up hadn’t happened?

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    3. John BallAugust 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM

      Yes, which only adds to the humor.

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    4. EurobratAugust 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM

      Apparently, Muir got called out for his error by the Peanut Gallery, and so he fixed it to say "over 18" The sheer sloppiness of his work never ceases to amaze me...it almost seems like he's one of those lazy liberals who just want to be handed a participation trophy!

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    5. John BallAugust 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM

      Allow me a cackle.

      Again, if they hadn't gotten aged up, they'd finally be 18 now.

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    6. JLGAugust 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM

      @Eurobrat

      I mean, he LITERALLY has lost track of when all the kids were born. He had a member of the Peanut Gallery — forget who — voluntarily researching it for him, for chrissakes. And going all “Thanks!” when he did.

      I mean….

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