Dull Shock And Horror Is The Only Appropriate Title For This.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because perhaps the sun will never shine on my field of wheat.

I mean, I pretty much had Muir pegged as that creepy friend of your dad's who made weird comments about your pubescent sisters (or you if you were a girl)--the confirmation and the fact that he will naturally write his cast as the same is... well, expected, but still unpleasant.