It's Against The Rules For Us To Lose! Also Masks Suck

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because now you know how happy I can be.

So in summary--Trump really won, the plague isn't real, and Biden is a Chinese stooge who doesn't respect the troops who are being used to destroy real democracy, which is to say, rule by angry white mobs.

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Fuck, the next few years gonna be nuts.