It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Christopher Walken is McBain.
So... as yesterday's... oddness... continues, let's consider that this supposed to be a parade float that somehow got airborne and traveled from the Texas-Mexican border to Washington, DC thanks to hot air.
There's just so much wrong with this. I mean, fractally wrong.
I'm too scientifically ignorant to know what's factually wrong about the scenario. (Air currents don't travel in that precise direction from Texas to D.C.? Hot air wouldn't work to keep a float airborne as opposed to an open balloon? So it would actually need helium? Me not know.)
ReplyDeleteWhat I do know is that Muir's rationalizations for turning DBD into a wankfest become thinner and thinner by the month. (Perhaps Mari or Kiko could weigh in, as only they can in their 1930s comic-strip kid parlance: "Gee, Mom! Your balloon's straddling th' Capitol an' everything!")
Hot air only floats a balloon so long as it stays hot, so yeah, without someone to keep warming the air, it should have come down sooner. (Add to this, it wasn't even a balloon originally, though in DbD, reality is malleable.) Mind you, an expert with a state of the art rig can get some amazing distance with them. But that's not what's happening here. It's the usual Muir nonsense.
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