It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Samurai Sentai Shinkenger.
Ahh. So we've got Muir's nightmarish fever dream vision of the world pieced together from Online Right drivel meeting his belief that everything that isn't fascism is communism for one awful, but lazy strip.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Engine Sentai Go-onger.
Everything about this strip is incomprehensibly shoddy and awful, making it a perfect encapsulation of where DbD is now when it isn't spewing fascist filth. The lazy filtered shot of an airplane to open the strip. The terrible drawing of Naomi over another filtered background that makes her look like an extension of the chair. The entire joke is not only a hackneyed premise that has been done better by countless others but attached to Muir's inexplicable and bizarre robot sex fetish, to just make the entire thing that much more awful and creepy. Look upon his works, ye mighty, and despair.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Juken Sentai Gekiranger.
Muir's inability to get any better at blocking almost counts as an actual accomplishment at this point. Most people would have shown at least a glimmer of improvement. Not him.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because GoGo Sentai Boukanger.
There's something deeply fascinating at how, when given something that involves genuine failures, Muir finds time to invent new failures to be mad at. While also doing everything he can to insist that Donald Trump is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being anyone has ever known in their life.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Maho Sentai Magiranger.
A reminder that these jokes started because four years ago Muir swallowed a ridiculous theory about how Biden was on a drug that made him lose bowel control to explain why after insisting why he was going to humiliate himself at the debates, he didn't. Something I'm not even sure Muir remembers.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Tokusou Sentai Dekaranger
Ahh, look it. Stock poses! Cheap shots! And a plotline fapping around because Muir has no idea how to wrap it up. Sometimes Muir really underlines how he has no idea what he's doing, not the least shred of competence despite having kept at this for over two decades.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Bakuryu Sentai Abaranger.
It's kind of fitting that Muir demonstrates multiple levels of his scientific illiteracy in the strip where he goes on his latest idiotic anti-vaxx rant.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Ninpu Sentai Hurricanger.
The laziness is the striking thing here. Muir has barely shown us what's going on for two whole days now.
Likely because, well, he can't. He's a terrible artist whose only gotten worse with age.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Hyakujuu Sentai Gaoranger.
That last panel shows how Muir's recycling stock poses leads to some cursed images. Dear God, a human body shouldn't do that.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Mirai Sentai Timeranger.
It's fascinating how many of Muir's various shallow pop culture interests have been tossed into this one, dismal strip with no thought of how they blend. We have a T2 reference facing a Matrix reference as Muir references The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. Because, he just does things like this. He doesn't think about them.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Kyuukyuu Sentai GoGoFive.
You know, Right Wingers imagining their impossible bubble kingdoms fueled by impossible magical technology that exists because freeing themselves from the pathetic limitations of decadent liberal thought and practice will let innovation flow and break the laws of physics is nothing new--Ayn Rand has it show up in Atlas Shrugged. Muir is just especially artless about it. And that says something, because this always a ham-fisted thing when it shows up, an ignorant and arrogant declaration of superiority that imagines it loves science and knowledge while actually denigrating it.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Seijuu Sentai Gingaman.
So far as I can tell, that first item is probably about a plane crash in Brazil that killed sixty-two people, eight of them doctors, transmogrified into... well, paranoid drivel, though how much is Muir and how much is his sources I have no idea.
The rest of it just standard issue paranoid drivel, so much less interesting.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Denji Sentai Megaranger.
Muir is inexplicably fond of his latest bunch of Keystone Feds, despite them being at the bottom the same as the original bunch who he kept stumbling over how hard it was to keep going. Just this time, there's a lousy, pointless Matrix joke involved.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Gekisou Sentai Carranger.
It's the levels of awfulness here, like Muir yanking out the Nazi talking points and not realizing they're Nazi talking points, same as he thinks portraying Trump as Christ shows what a good Christian he is.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Chouriki Sentai Ohranger.
He's really underlining the whole 'Redneck Supervillains' thing right now.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Ninja Sentai Kakuranger.
Remember the days when the Democrats were just a bunch of corrupt and feckless hippies to Muir, instead of the Illuminati? When the big threat they posed was sapping our national character instead of being secretly aligned with the foreign hordes, and also pedophiles?
He's always been awful. But it took him a while to go mad, and a while after that to go bugfucking nuts.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Gosei Sentai Dairanger.
Muir really doesn't think about how calling your enemies degenerate in the middle of your weird sex comedy antics is... well, not a great play.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Chosin Sentai Jetman.
I don't know what's more astounding, the fact that Muir keeps this bizarre Schwarzenegger fixation up, or the fact that he still resents the man for his term as governor of California.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Chikyu Sentai Fiveman.
It's kind of fascinating that Muir's just admitting that they're Terminators. For a long time, they were robots Javier had made that were modeled after them, but now, they're just Terminators. Down to the model number.
For no real reason.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Kousoku Sentai Turboranger.
Muir knows that the fascist thugs who destroyed police stations and public libraries are the real Britons, and the majority of the population who disapproved of them are just mindless NPCs. Because fascist thugs are always the real voice of the people. They just are.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Choujyu Sentai Liveman.
I assume this is based on something Harris said, which runs into the problem that Real Trump is regularly babbling about Hannibal Lecter for some unfathomable reason, which underlines that this... isn't a big deal. But I don't know, because Muir frequently believes nonsense that isn't true, so it might just be something that never happened.
And I don't care.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Hikari Sentai Maskman.
Watching Muir repeat Republican talking points like the empty-headed parrot he is, certain that he is just crushing it with these truth bombs, reminds you that the Right in the US have the same problem that Muir does, only on a grander scale. They've created their little sphere, where they constantly reinforce their own nonsense and insist every idiotic, lackluster effort is genius, and so nobody bothers to look at things with a critical eye anymore and suggest that actually, no, this is a bad idea.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Choushinsei Flashman.
This is two years in a row now where the begging bowl only got filled on the last day by the Peanut Gallery diehards. And the margin was bigger this time. Muir can gush all he wants. This is a big old flashing warning sign.
But then, insisting that up is down has been the norm in his mind for years now...
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Dengeki Sentai Changeman.
Astounding how the percentage of people Muir views as acceptable keeps sliding down. All as he grows more and more convinced that he is part of the natural ruling class based on nothing but his own swollen self-regard.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Choudenshi Bioman.
The thing about watching Muir stew in the crazier, more fascistic sections of the Online Right is he starts putting more antisemitic babble in the mouths of the characters while likely not realizing that's what he's doing.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Kagaku Sentai Dynaman.
It's been fascinating how the Right's response to Kamala Harris becoming the nominee is such a muddle of awfulness. As usual, Muir parrots the awful opinions of others that mirror his own bigoted impulses and thinks this makes him insightful.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Dai Sentai Goggle-V.
As usual when Muir tries to wow the audience with his searing insight, he demonstrates he's an ignorant buffoon who's relying on idiotic nonsense he learned second-hand and then twisted into even more incomprehensible forms. And thus, we see this paranoid drivel being topped off by him explaining that the French aristocracy and the Jacobins were pretty much the same thing.
They really weren't.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Taiyo Sentai Sun Vulcan.
This is Muir's present conspiracy theory, to believed in utterly, until he gets a new one, at which point, it might vanish mysteriously, never to be mentioned again.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Denshi Sentai Denjiman.
As noted, the begging bowl gets creepier and more awful every year.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Battle Fever J.
There are so many levels of irony of Skye not only referring to her becoming yet another indistinguishable Right Wing mouthpiece for Muir in terms that not only castigate the Left for all having the same opinions, but are gibberish that the online Right have passed around themselves.
They project everything. Even their own projection.
