"And That's Why We Need To Strike First And Hack Their Limbs Off!"

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Sluggo.

You know it's impossible not to note Muir's relief on some level--he's back to claiming to be persecuted by an all powerful, oppressive government that is also run by decadent morons, instead of insisting a government run by decadent morons that wishes it was all powerful and oppressive is the bee's knees.