Sunday, March 12, 2023

Solomon Grundy Smash.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Frank Welker.

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It's kind of astonishing how much awful Muir gets with this bad softcore attempt, from the unnatural way Mari's body moves to... well, Jack's face just being... Jack's face.

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  1. "Solomon Grundy" might be too generous at this point. He looks like some sort of horrifying golum monster whose grisly origin story involves him rising UP from that very lake in the dead of night.
    That Muir apparently believes this to be the portrait of virile, handsome white manhood is quite something, but then this is the guy who keeps drawing his leading lady Sam as a shark, lately.

    (Speaking OF Frank Welker, incidentally, Jack actually wouldn't be that bad a match for one of Welker's stock "dumb guy" voices.)

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    1. You literally just described Solomon Grundy's origin in that first bit.

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