Saturday, December 23, 2023

Remember, Xir Is Inferior And Wrong, And Sam Is Hot.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Coastal Carolina Chanticleers.

Well, it's finally happened. Despite being the most repugnant straw leftist Muir has created, Xir has finally made an argument that is correct, albeit in the most awful way possible. I suppose if it happened to Skye, who was made of stupid when she was supposed to be a leftist, it would happen to Xir as well. Xir realizes the entire election is absurd, notes that Sam is wrong about everything, and says that the people of Gunpowder are bunch of idiot rednecks, which--again, this is what Muir has written. But of course, Muir thinks that he's written a cast of smart, capable patriots.

That he has plotting a unilateral secession. Again. Because the first one didn't take somehow. Also, why did Xir even stay in the running when the race somehow turned from judge to 'President of our secessionist county'?

Ehh, I'm giving this plot more thought than Muir has.

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  1. Ironically, that first panel resembles how Donald Trump "debates" other points of view, including the name-calling. I will also note that I'm completely unsurprised Muir didn't force Sam to have a real debate about policy issues...her opponent just rolled over and quit. How convenient. Now Sam can go back to sleeping on the job, just like when she was on the town council.

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    1. Sleeping in between occasional nibbles of that zombie sandwich.

      Policy, indeed.
      It is my desperate wish that people like Muir and his readers would be forced to listen to an actual progressive podcast where actual policy is talked about. I really don't know how their brains would process it.

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