One Does Not Read It, One Simply Has It.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the power move.

Ahh, those pocket Declarations and Constitutions. Seldom read, never comprehended, but merely held as a sign of what a true patriot you are. But how can you not be right when 70% of the country is behind you, and don't ask where the numbers come from, they are simply transcendent truth.