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It's the Day's Day of Days! Because aspodel.

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Well, that strip just happened.

And what a way to wrap up a year.

"Death Threats For All Who Dare Imply That Guns Are Ungood!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Basil Karlo.

Threatening your sister-in-law. Charming as ever, Captain Mitty.

"You Need To Be More Racist, Mr. President!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because stinkbugs.

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This is the song of a man who hates this country, but thinks he loves it, who is an avid coward, but thinks he is brave, who is an easily manipulated fool, who thinks he is cagy and wise.

Said by his pretend wife, who is a minority member when she needs to be.

"I Find Your Lack Of Faith Disturbing, Mitch!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I'm standing at the Gates of the West.


Sometimes, I wish senior Republicans would realize that they aren't just riding the tiger, they're feeding the fucking crocodile.

"I Want My White Supremacists To Be Even More In Your Face About It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because though cowards flinch and traitors sneer.

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I'd ask "does he realize how stupid this looks?" but the answer is clearly "no".

"Yeah! Fake Me Is Having So Much Of The Sex!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because those who dance must pay the fiddler.

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This is pathetic, in so many ways.

"Let The Bad Softcore Commence!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Laphroaig.

How many time have we seen exactly that same picture of Zed of late?

I mean, I know I shouldn't be surprised, but sometimes Muir's ongoing degeneration as an artist comes into a sharp focus.

"He Is Totes A Guy I'd Drink A Beer With!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because most of the other competitors come from countries without swimming pools.

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And we once again get Muir living his impoverished fantasy life, where his heroes are his drinking buddies.

"Your Former Heresy Is Forgiven, Senator!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because he's the universal soldier.

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Muir's bizarre mancrush on Cruz returns, only a smidgen less embarrassing than his bizarre mancrush on Trump.

"They Are All Doing The Bidding Of Their Jew Master!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because sweet potato casserole.

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Imagine being able to draw shit like this, make it, stare it and say to yourself with a satisfied chuckle, "Wow, I'm sure sticking it to the Dems."

If you could, you'd be Muir.

"Impeachment Stupid! Now Bad Porn!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because jumbalya.

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Sometimes this strip really makes me want to bleach my eyeballs.

"Huh Huh. Dey Ladies!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because whiskey rickey.

Wow.  Sexism and ignorance. How delightful.

"When Did We Ever Mock The Apeman Michelle Obama?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because whiskey sour.

Memory of a hypocritical goldfish, this one.

"They Are So Foolish Not To Discount Polls That Say Things I Don't Want To Believe!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because ride the snake.

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You know, I keep saying that Muir's projection is utter and total, because damn it, he keeps demonstrating that this is so.

"Oh, Sister, I Will Show You The Godliness Of The Right Soon!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because St. Kilda.

Man, the hivemind's demolished what little brains Skye had, hasn't it?

"She Be Ooogly, Hur Hur!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because is for all that, an' all that.

Ahh. Charming Muir. Real charming.

"That's How The Law Works, Right, Walter?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Peter Capaldi.

Ahh, yes, gun nuts' fantasy of their valiant resistance against the rest of us. Well, it's good to know that the Left shall always be represented by the easily persuaded and pathetically informed Skye in Muir's world.

"This Totally How Politics Work!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I'm going to have some fun.

Gonna be a long year...

So Much Ick...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because it was a little bit frightening, but they moved with expert timing.

I should have known that something creepy and sexist would pop up in this storyline.

The Sitcom From Hell Goes Full Survivalist

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Super Infra-Man!

Remember when this was just a shitty workplace comedy?

Takes you back, doesn't it?

"This Is What Will Protect Me From The Collapse Of Civilization!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because shiv.

This is the weirdest Captain Mitty interval yet.

"Do It! Tyranny Would Be Awesome!"

It's the Day's Days of Days! Because Susan Egan as Rose Quartz.

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Jesus, the lack of self-awareness here is reaching new heights. And also lows.

"He Really IS An 11th Dimensional Chess Master!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Derry Girls.

It's always interesting to see Muir's advanced delusion that Trump is a master wheeler-dealer surviving things like getting played by Kim Jung-Un.

Multiple times.

So Much Unintentional Irony Here...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Evie Sands.

Now wait for Muir to refer to constitutionally mandated matter of impeachment as a coup, and ignore all the ways that Trump violates the Constitution in the Right's eternal game of "Heads I Win, Tails You Lose, And Also, You're a Commufascist!"

"None Of It's Real! Also, Youse Is All Corrupt!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because oh, wait.

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I see that Muir has once again constructed an alternate world out of silly string and bullshit.

"Those Ukranians! The Cause Of All The World's Woes!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because when the world's on fire.

Seeing as the politics of this can be summed up as "Every aspect of this is wrong", let's focus on those grotesque Trump drawings.

Yeesh.

"Y-You Aren't Mean To Me, Like Real Democrats!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Sound of Wilson Pickett.

 You know, it says something that Muir's effort to swipe at the Democrats makes his version of Trump seem pathetic.

"Yes, His Victory Is Inevitable!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I'd be the moon when the sun goes down, just to let you know I'm still around.

2020 is going to be one annoying year, isn't it?

Yeah, yeah, knew that coming in.

"Chicks DIG Him! REALLY!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because if I were the sun, up there, I wouldd glow with love everywhere.

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There's just so many damn issues with that. SO MANY DAMN ISSUES.

"We Is So Subversive!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because there is in the South Texas town of El Paso.

I don't know whether this is supposed to be a Joker reference, or if Muir just decided that clown masks would be funny.

"This All Made Sense After I Finished That Bottle Of Everclear..."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Lord Haw-Haw.

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That is just so painfully bad that it defies comment.  You just stare at it and wince.

"The Souls Of Our Enemies Will Give Us Sustinence!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Costa-Gavras.

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Because of course, we needed TWO strips of this in a row.

"We Will Devour Your Flesh, Mother!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Molecule Man.

Dear God, those children look like extras from In the Mouth of Madness.

"Did I Mention The Fringe On The Flag?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because look out, he's loose!

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When the lies you believe today contradict the lies you believed yesterday, and will doubtless contradict the lies you will believe tomorrow.

Part 100.

A Trifecta! Revolting Sexism, Bad Drawings AND Lousy Humor!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because get around, get around, get around.

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Those drawings are downright Freudian.

Wimmen Cookin' Jokes! CLASSIC!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Almond Joy has nuts.

Oh, boy. This tired set of gags again.

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Goodie.

"These Are Real Women! They Like Cookies!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because only once has the A Bao A Qu reached the top of the tower.

So, more crazy politics, AND a wimmen joke.

We are blessed.

"Just Ignore The Nuances, And All The Things That Happened That Disprove The Theory!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Dog of the South.

I'd argue that the fundamental story of the Republicans in the 20th century is the party turning its back, first by subtle degrees, and then violently, on being the Party of Lincoln That Saved the Nation while simultaneously demanding on being treated as if it were still that organization.

Which is pretty much how they can go on being amoral bastards while asking to be treated as moral authorities.

"Our Marriage Works Because We Are Lovecraftian Horrors!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because twinkle, twinkle, little star.

Just a reminder that every marriage in this strip is awful.

"Maybe One Day, He Can Shoot A Family Member By Accident."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I'm not there.

The Compound members are so lucky they're protected from reality by author fiat.

"It's... It's All Fuh-Fake, And... And Also, A Wily Ploy On The Leader's Part!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the frog.

Why is the bunker scene from Downfall playing in my head?

Only, with a naked Eva Braun for some strange reason.

"The Forces Of Law And Order Have Always Been In Conspiracy Against Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I can see for miles and miles.

At this point, this is like declaring that you are now facing charges because the police teleported alcohol into your bloodstream.

"They Need The Blood For Matzos!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because hamper.

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The craziness just keeps getting worse.

"He's... Kind Of Gay, I Guess.. DEEP STATE!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because why the hell not, eh?

Man, he's really struggling to come up with a response to this, isn't he?

"We Should Kill Them All, And Let God Sort Them Out!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Pretty Polly, Pretty Polly come along with me.

Right, we get it. Any failure is because of lack of purity. It can't be because you're wrong, or that most people don't like you.

"They Only Yelled About It For 48 Hours! CONSPIRACY!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Honduras.

And that's why they live in a compound now.

"See? We Aren't Really Killing Them. Though It Would Be Awesome If We Did!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because call him drunken Ira Hayes, he won't answer anymore, not the whiskey-drinkin' Indian, or the marine who went to war.

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Yep. About what you'd expect from Muir, these day.

"Democrats Are Crazy Because I Say They Are!" Part 7987

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Ode to Billie Jean.

Muir's inability to actually understand the people he hates remains as strangely fascinating as always.

"Hur Hur! It Stupid To Get Girl Cooties Over My Spacemen Films!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because out in the West Texas town of El Paso.

Muir showing his manliness, once again.

"ENEMY OF THE STATE! ENEMY OF THE STATE!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Patsy Cline.

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Muir hits new levels of bwavery, spreading a name because his masters tell him to, and thinking this makes him tough and individualistic.

"It's A Sign Of Your Brilliance That They Threaten Your Power!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because rye whiskey.

I see Muir is no longer sure who Trump is talking to. People become unpeople so readily these days.

"How Dare You Betray Us By Electing Democrats!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because devil.

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I wait for the day in the future when Texas joins the Bad States.

"The Hellfire Rains Down On Them For Their Sinful Ways!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because they were chopping them up, they were chopping them down.

Ahh, a new character brought in largely to diss California.

So good to see Muir on track with what's important.

"Look, It Made Sense While I Was Writing It, Okay?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because where white as you're walking down the streets of my soul.

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I'd say 'Jack Daniels gets a co-writing credit,' but at this point, I suspect that Muir's relying on the Kentucky Gentleman for his shots of whiskey these days...

References Are Pretty Much Jokes, Right?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I fought for my meals.

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How much longer can he drag this on?

The Jokes All The Kids Love.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because violin solo.

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Well, at least it's just tiresome.

"Ha! Take That Arnold!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because it's good enough for me.

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Well, at least he's not babbling paranoid conspiracy theories.

Yet.

And Harlan Ellison Turns In His Grave!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Raf.

Ahh, nothing like referring to an obscure movie that came out 44 years ago while keeping up a running gag that involves a film that came out 28 years ago.

"We... We Totally Have Them On The Run!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum.

What's he going to do when the impeachment vote doesn't ruin the Dems, I wonder...

I mean, I know  it will involve shifting the goalposts to declare it a victory, but the specifics... the specifics...

Domestic Comedy Attempt #797

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because giant horn.

Well, at least he's not ranting about guns at the moment.

Charming Married Life.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because check out the businessman, uh-huh.

It says something that the stick figure is arguably more skillfully done than Muir's artwork of the "real world" these days.

"Captain Mitty Is So Cool, And It's Awesome Being His Wife!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because China Cat Sunflower.

Man, that is not what a person who gets killed by her psychopath spouse says at all. 

Nope.

*shudders*

"Those Evil Fools!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because dancing in the moonlight.

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It just keeps on going, doesn't it?

What A... Measured Response.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because a yardstick for lunatics.

Muir continues to not understand what the fuck is happening.  Part five thousand, four hundred, and ninety-six.

"This Is Clearly What IS Happening!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because big wheel keeps on rolling.

It's worth noting that Muir doesn't appear to be aware of what's actually happening in the Younger case, in what is a monumentally misinformed cartoon even for him.

Portrait Of A Pathetic Projectionist.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because but pay he got none.

The combination of various mutilated, out of context quotes,  the usual incompetent Democrats who are somehow also an omnipotent threat, Bizzaro-Trump and declaration that actions that undermine the constitution are good, and that actions that support it are bad make this archetypal Trump Era-Muir.

"Youse Da Real Racists... Maybe? I Dunno Where I Was Going Wit Dis..."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Wexford Girl.

Muir really doesn't know much about what's going on in Hong Kong, does he?

NUDITY, NUDITY, NUDITY!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because they took poison in a glass of wine.

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Muir's porn is only made creepier by his lack of talent at it.

"This Is Clearly A Great And Glorious Victory!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Bo Lamkin was as fine a mason as ever laid a stone.

Muir doesn't even know what a Star Chamber really is, does he?

"This Block Of Text Shows My Deep Understanding Of The Issue!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because to the Lords of Convention 'twas Claver who spoke.

I'd ask if Muir has been paying any attention this story he is just now reporting, but I know the answer is no.

"It's So Unfair, Them Persecuting Them For Things They Did!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because beware of Long Lankin who lives in the hay.

Let's watch the goal posts shift, folks.  It will be interesting to see where they end up.

"Nudity Will Hide The Fact That I Just Realized I Was Having The Cast Go Down A Scary Path Even By My Standards!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Big Iron.

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There is so much fail in that cartoon.

"Teee Heee! This Is Such A Bwaave Move!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because oh Polly Pretty Polly come go along with me.

 This is a schoolyard taunt imagining it's a bold statement.

"Clearly, This Is An Evil Conspiracy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because as He is for me, by the Bright Crystal Sea.

Right, it's not like these could have been signed before his death, and released afterwards. Has to be a AN EVIL PLOT.

"This Horrible Perfidy Has Only Befallen You Thanks To Your Own Lack Of Faith!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I met a girl in Knoxville, that town we know so well.

A blend of the obvious--Muir doesn't understand impeachment proceedings or red flag laws--and the the intriguing--Muir still seems to bear a grudge against Trump for his "betrayal" on the gun issue--this strip.

"Y-Yes, Our Foes Are All D-Degenerate Scum!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because beware the bat.

Sure, Muir. Sure. That's what's happening. Sure.

"There's Nothing Creepy About This At All!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Windy has stormy eyes that flash at the sound of lies.

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Yeah, this is going almost exactly as I saw it going.

Cue The Hideous Abuse.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because oh the lands of sunlit skies.

Sometimes, Muir seems vaguely aware that his cast are sociopaths.

"The Important Thing Is Now I'm Melting!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Blue Angel.

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I am so sick of the magictech bullshit in this strip.

No Dignity Left Intact.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you'll be a dentist, and you'll be a success.

Man, look at those boobs.

And also, of course, look at Sam's breasts, which Muir has drawn with his usual creepiness, and lack of skill.

*Drum Roll* "Thank You! Try The Veal!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because polysynody.

Ahh, yes, of course everyone will talk to the joke candidates running from a racist militia compound.

"This Is Clearly The Only Important Thing About Her!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Robert the Bruce.

You know, it's still astonishing how racist Muir's digs at Warren are, considering that he's supposed to be upbraiding her for claiming Native Heritage.

But also to be expected.

"They Are (((Suspect)))."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because sad trombone.

Remember when Muir liked Goldberg?

It doesn't take much to fall from grace from him, does it?

"He's Somehow In The Wrong Here!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because up every morning.

Remember when Skye wasn't part of the hivemind, and didn't think guns were good?

It assimilates everybody eventually, like a sort of white trash Borg.

"We Are Surrounded By Traitors And Fools!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because if you want to take a walk, come into the garden with me.

Yes, only the compound dwellers and a few close allies may be trusted.

Only them.

"It Makes My Face Devolve Into A Howler Monkey's!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because autumn leaves.

As usual these days, Muir's internet shoutouts are afflicted with his ever-declining art skills.

Dear God, Jan in that last panel...

"All Of This Is True, Except, Not Really!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because wigs.

Man who backs evil things wonders why characters like him are villains in media, decides it must be an evil conspiracy, part 598.

"Thuh-They're All Phoney!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because whiskers on kittens.

Ahh, yes, the things Trump has confirmed he did are fake.

Sure, Muir. Sure.

"This Is What's REALLY Happening, Part Infinity!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because player piano.

"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away."--Philip K. Dick.

 Just posting that for now.

"Thinking Gives You Wrinkles!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I remember holding you while you sleep.

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They are getting stupider by the strip.

Hell, they're getting stupider by the panel.

"Clintons BAAAAD!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because 'Lady come down the stairs,' says Long Langkin.


Boy, what astonishing political insight.

"Those Eternally Disloyal Wreckers!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I'd rather be a sparrow than a snail.

One wonders what Muir imagines the Republicans could do in this scenario...

"Those Vile Bastards, Making Things Illegal!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because lost your eyes.

You know, the pair of them together have a net negative IQ.  Skye and Sam make each other stupider.

"The Only Thing This Proves Is My Own Misogynistic Views!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because still they look.

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Well, that's an... interesting wall of text strip.

"It... It Has To Be A... Put-Up Job! Has To Be!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I spit on your grave.

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Muir figures if he whistles loud enough, it will go away.

"I Mean, All I Did Was Tell A Foreign Official To Investigate A Political Rival With A Promise To Restore Aid To Them If They Did So! Where's The Crime?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because someone stuck their finger in the President's ear.

So, Muir finally touches down on things, to reveal he has no idea what's going on here.

Surprise, surprise.

Robot Women Get Horny Too!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because out here in the fields.

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I am simultaneously dully amazed, and yet somehow unsurprised that this is the storyline that Muir goes with now.

"Let Us Talk Of Things!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Climax Blues Band.

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No one in this strip talks like a human being, so it makes the robots fail to stand out.

"The Important Thing Is Argle-Bargle-Bargle-Argle!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because we are happy to assist you.

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Man, this plot alone is getting extra incoherent, and when coupled with the increasingly bizarre artwork...

Ugh.

"The Republicans Just Haven't Been Awful Enough."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because turn on your love light.

Oh, you owe Schultz more than an apology Muir.

"And Then We Make The World's Biggest Sunday!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because hellzapoppin!

When fascists both sides, in bad comic form.

"Dey Is Girls, And Also, Real Racists!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because eliminator.

You know, once Muir would have had Damon be the one attacking Trudeau over that.

This strip grows ever more blatantly racist.

"Caring About The Planet Means You're A Sociopathic Megalomaniac!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because we got the beat.

The epic projection continues, to the point one almost wishes we could harness it to draw energy from.

"Democrats Is Inferior Because Dey Care About Gays, Women, And Trans People!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you're gonna make it on your own.

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This is so pathetic on so many levels.

"See! They're All CommuFascists!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because twist away the gates of steel.

Muir's reached the point where he can't even put a bad faith argument coherently much less well.

"I Also Wet Myself At Night, And Do Other Things The Author Finds Embarassing!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because who can turn the world on with her smile?

Okay, this is getting strangely confusing.  Why is this being painted as a sort of AA meeting, when Muir's evil yet incompetent Democrats should be celebrating these things?

When Muir not only doesn't know what he's talking about, he doesn't know how to talk about it.

"They Are All COMMIES!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because scroll.

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The race through the eyes of a man who doesn't know what the fuck is going on.

"This Is A Brilliant And Flawless Plan!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you're gonna make it after all.

Of course, people who revere the Constitution as much as Sam claims to would know that a President and VP nominee need to claim residence in different states or sacrifice electoral votes...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yeah, this has less chance than the roadside attraction proprietor/radio DJ ticket that ran in 1972.

And yes, that was a real thing.

"Ha Ha! Clearly, The Dems All Suck!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because had a cigarette and a cup of tea.


Oh, it's gonna be a long race.

"They're All Men, Baby!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because all the young girls love Alice.

So let's see where he goes with this--trans panic, or racist drivel?

"What Did They Ever Do, Anyway?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because why did he talk to the bear?

Right, Muir doesn't need people who do research--he has his fellow ranty jerks on the interwebs to tell him what's happening!

"This Is What's Happening, Right?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because ominous trombone.

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Well, no 9-11 "tribute" strip today.  Small mercies.

"And Now Back To The Idiotic Plotline That Won't Matter!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Daddy sang bass, mama sang tenor.

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Ahh, yes. Truly a profound political statement here.

"Do You Not See Without Guns We Have Nothing?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because order.

It's good to see Muir can turn on ANYBODY at a moment's notice.

"We Have Always Been At War With The President!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because hold me now.

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Well, let's see if this continues, or if Muir just settles by declaring Ivanka an unperson.

"When We Win, You Are Supposed To Immediately Cave To Us. When You Win, Ditto."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I hope this letter finds its way to you.

Muir thinks not being able to attack people he doesn't like on the street counts as persecution.

"Hey, Let's Bascially Do Yesterday's Strip Again, Only With Different Lines!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because just walk away Renee.

What Muir means is "Why do people always suggest gun control after mass shootings? Why?"

"Your Wit Makes Both Our Faces Melt, Sis!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because and then he was on fire.

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Dear God, that last panel...

"How Can They Not See That Is Horrific Compared To Our Modern Utopia?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because will the human race mop their collective brow?

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Well, glad to see the compound is coming to term with its fascism.

How Does It Stay So On Top Of Current Events?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because if they saw my face, could I still take a bow?

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Oh, it's going to be such an annoying plotline...

Sexism + Insanity = This Strip.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Aqualung, my friend, why do you turn away uneasy?

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The plotline nobody wanted to see.

"To Live LIKE The Hu-Man!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because They'd Rather Be Right.

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I'll give Muir this--this is EXACTLY how I see his cast reacting to the existence of self-aware AI.

"And Nicholas Cage As Fu Manchu!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you're gonna run to the rock for rescue, there will be no rock.

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Well.  That certainly was a thing.

"Isn't It Great That We Always Knew He Was A Despised Heretic?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because walking down the road, with a pistol in your waist.

Never has a man revealed so much about his sexual issues, so blatantly, for so many years.

"I'm Just Looking At A Strange Deformed Man-Thing!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Johnny, you're too bad.

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The robot plotline just keeps getting worse.

"This Makes Total Sense!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because introducing Otto as himself.

Well, let's see how long this storyline lasts.

"The Impure Shall Suffer For Their Deviationism!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because for the good times.

At this point, Muir has become a sort of Right Wing Enver Hoxha.

Quite possibly to the bunker building levels.

Yet Another Wise Investment By El Dorado Dad.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because love is a beautiful thing.

"Pesos".

Of course.

"This Is All Totally What Happened, And Shows How We're The Good Guys!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you don't know what it's like.

...Well, an interesting variation on the standard Muir Wall of Text.

"They Are Innately Inferior To Us In Every Way!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Brighton Rock.

Never has a man so demonstrated the amount of projection necessary for his beliefs so vividly.

"Surely The Wonders Of The Hivemind Will Heal Them!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because silver nail.

The funny thing is, Muir actually thinks the racist compound is sympathetic to anyone who's not a Kool-Aid drinking cultist.

What A Twist.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because she probably lives in Tahiti.

Gosh, it's almost like a sociopathic single mother with no discernible accomplishments is a weak candidate.

"Government Doing Anything But Hurting Brown People Is COMMUNISM!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I didn't know if it was day or night.

Hey, remember the days when Trump would have been talking to Bolton?

Fun times.  Fun times.

"This Is Totally An Accurate Representation Of Their Views!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because gonna find her.

Interesting to see that Muir's Trump appears to be devolving into a novelty bookend.

"You May Not Know It, But The Fuhrer Is A Wonderful Dancer!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because start the summer of freedom now.

There is something so, so sad about this.  Which is also slightly terrifying.

"The Ghost Of Not-Sam Elliot Protects It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because idol with a golden head.

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...

Man, that was just strange and awkward even by this strip's standards.

"My Imaginary Robot Sees It's All Liberals' Fault With Perfect Logic!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because can't you see what I am?

Now do the bit where you rant about immigrants and minorities, and see if you can't see the inconsistencies in your viewpoint.

Oh, what am I saying--of course you can't, you've pretty much trained yourself to be denser than granite.

"We Are Made Of Rubber, And They Are Made Of Glue!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I want to trust you, maybe.

Hey, it's time for Muir to project his own projection once again.  Always... fun.

"We Have Always Been At War With Easta--Urr, The FBI!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I've got a love that keeps me waiting.

I really hope that the lesson is soaking into the Alphabet Soup--no, the Republicans aren't your friends.  They'll pretend to be but the moment you give them news they don't want to hear, you are an evil plotter. 

"They Are History's Greatest Monsters!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the light, the heat, I feel complete.

Man, it's like the 90s never ended.

"Remember VINCE FOSTER!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I leave it on as in bed I slumber.

...

Oh, boy.  It's gonna be a long week.

Stop Her Before She Kills Again!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because hold tight, count of three.

...So Hillary wants to kill Michelle Obama for... reasons?

...

Ehh, forget it, Jack.  It's Muirtown.

"The Aristocrats!" Drum Roll.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because 96 tears.

Ummm....

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...

Right.

"This Is Totally What They Would Do In This Situation!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because eucalyptus. 

Muir has reached the point of having straw problems for the straw men he creates to deal with.

"Our Foes Are Decadent And Weak! Now, Look At This Bad Softcore Porn I've Drawn!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I buy the product but never use it.

A tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme, the fascist and his creepybad porn.

"HA HA HA! So Much Imaginary WINNING!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I want to ride my bike.

The funny thing about this strip is that it underlines how awful, cowardly and deluded Muir is these days, while imagining it is presenting him as valiant, brave and smart.

"The Important Thing Is You Are My Hot Imaginary Wife!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Gumps rocked, you see.

Muir seems to be fighting off the Once in a Lifetime-style realization at the moment

"Relax, They'll Never Have To Accept Personal Responsiblity For Anything!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Chester Gump.

Man, Muir seems to be underlining how bizarre DbD's immediate world has gotten in the last few strips.

"The Knowledge We Can Persecute Brown-Skinned Folks Fills Me With Joy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because diesel and dust.

You know, this thing is loopy enough, and when you start considering the context, it becomes the latest example of how Muir's really lost the thread of this damn strip.

"Ethnic Cleansing Is AWESOME!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Gorilla Glue.

I see Muir equates vague threats with actions, because of course he does.

"So, Yesterday's Strip, Only In Reverse!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I'm feeling blue.

So, how long until the cast starts wearing tinfoil hats?

"Guns! The Answer To Any And All Problems!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because black is black.

...

Yep.  That storyline existed.

"Ha Ha! PETA! Am I Right?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because come inside, come inside.

 ...So, this storyline is dragging on, because of course it is.

"But The Important Thing Is, They Are All Under Control Of The ZOG!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because wake me up.

It says something that the thing that got Muir to turn on corporations was the thought that they might start discouraging his most awful behavior.

"Clearly, You Are A Figure Of Major Importance They Will Spy On."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because giant foot-long subs.

I mean, I'm not even a big fan of Amazon and Alexa, and this is clearly the sort of paranoid natter that Muir is making more and more his bailiwick.

"So, Yeah, It's Mostly The Ratfucking!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because not much going on.

Good to see Muir doesn't understand how primary systems work.

After writing a political strip for just shy of two decades.

"You'll Love Ratfucking, Sis!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because fly by night.

You know, Muir's straw versions of Democrats are so stock by this point, that they're barely worth considering. The real meat here is probably the best illustration YET of his failure with Sam and her sister.  Skye was (and largely is) supposed to be the Bad Sister, the One Who Is Awful And Wrong, the replacement Bad Liberal for Jan, who Muir had clearly come to view as a sexual fantasy object, and thus "redeemed".  Skye was going to avoid the pitfall of not being so bad really by being a truly wretched human being on top of her liberalism, demonstrating the true awfulness of liberals as seen by Muir.

And by and large she was--but there was a bit of problem there.  That problem was that Skye's behavior made her Sam's rival, and Sam handled it the way she handled any unpleasantness, by retaliating with even more extreme unpleasantness.  And thus, even though Skye was clearly bad, Sam became worse, something that quickly informed all her actions.

And here we see it again.  Skye's actions are typical awfulness, a demonstration of her narcissism.  But Sam is once again, a psychopath and a bigot.

And the story treats her as just fine.

"That Is Totally What The Nazis Were About!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Crimson and Clover over and over.

You know, it says something what a shambles this last week or so of strips has been, because this strip is really quite horrible, with a flawed buildup and a muddled conclusion.  But after several days of strips that didn't merely lack punchlines but any sort of internal connection between panels, it seems merely awful, instead of a new low.

"And Clearly, I As A Black Man, Think This Is Great!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because let it hang down on me.

Well, it's good to see Damon going back to his old job of being the black man who can excuse Muir's racism as all right.

"Also, I Apparently Have Mold!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because early in the morning.

Yeah, Muir's losing the thread of his strips is getting quite bad.  In this case a freaking shout out to an internet homey gets weird.

"But The Important Thing Is Nobody Got Arrested!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Albert the Alligator.

I'd say Muir forgot the punchline, but reading that strip, it's hard not to think Muir forgot his train of thought while writing it.

"Take That John McCain! Take That FROM THE GRAVE!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Oz never gave nothing to the Tin Man.

Wow.  It's really time to go after old enemies for no reason whatsoever, in'it?

"Take That Hillary! Take That Yet, YET Again!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I'm hitching a ride, hitching a ride.

Well, that is sure relevant.

"And Now I Reward You With Boobies!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because a green box.

...

Yep.  That's all vaguely horrifying.

"Women In Action Movies Are Of The Devil!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because a quality muffler at a reasonable price.

Man, Muir just gets crankier with every year.  While insisting that he is of course the soul of fun.

"I Mean, We All Know That They Are Satanic Baby-Killers!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because hear what I say, sir!

Remember, babbies are good, except when they're brown babbies, when they're bad and an evil sympathy ploy used by the Evil Conspiracy of Evil.

"I Mean--Reps Can Just Be Summarily Removed By The Executive Branch, Right?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because titanium.

...

Nothing like Muir showing his lack of understanding,  and empathy in the same strip.

"Truly, It Will Be A Glorious Triumph When My Fellow Citizens Are Slaughtered In The Streets!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Bacanno.

As Muir gloats at the idea of the nation turning into an Operation Condor era South American dictatorship, let's remember that dreaming that his daddy can slaughter your daddy is not childish at all.  It is in fact super mature.

"Truly, This Is A Glorious And Complete Triumph!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because he's my rebel.

...

So how many times have the Democrats been completely routed on racial matters yet?  I think I lost count around the fifth or sixth time Muir declared victory.

"Plz Send More Mney!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because lord have mercy for the boy from down in the boodocks.

And once again, Muir underlines how each fundraiser takes longer and longer...

It's Time For Another Joke About Sam's Cooking!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Pecan Delights!

Ayyup.

That'll bring in the shekels.

"This Is CLEARLY What Is Happening!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because jump magic jump.

Because clearly, that's just what leftists do, right?

"All Is Exactly As I Say It Is!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the weather gets you sometimes.

17 months, followed by 17 months.

FOREVER!

"The Quality Humor You All Love!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because if I'd been a man in reality you'd still be here, babe, loving me.

Well, that will doubtless bring in the shekels.

"The Important Thing To Remember Is All Against Us Our Filthy Traitors!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because beware the Creeper.

Who's ready for the next... 17 months of this?

To be followed by another  17 months of it. 

Forever.

"They're Cowardly Degenerate Scum Because I Say They Are!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because that original lifeline.

Always good to see Muir nodding along with another cowardly evil wackjob who thinks he's a stalwart brave soul.

"We Are Both Pillars Of Moral Virtue, And Fun People, Facing Degenerates Who Are Also Puritans! Now, Gib Money."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because yep.  Yep.  Yep.

Well, he's chosen a very good banner that is an accurate statement of his wishes.

I'll give him that.

"This Is What Is Happening! REALLY!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because War of Austrian Succession.

Gonna be a long presidential campaign...

"Everything Outside The Bubble Is Dystopia!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because pillow.

And we're back to the Stock Standing Trump Picture. The Stock Standing Trump Picture, people.

"The Very Lack Of Verification PROVES That It's Real!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because now Boris has it in the bag, and I know why.

And we're back to the omnipotent and incompetent conspiracy of EVULL! Because people can't just not like Trump, they can't.

"How Dare Those Perverts!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I had no head, and my eyes were floating way up in the air.

Gonna be a long begging session....

...Be Careful Where You Put Those Things, Girls.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Murderbot.

...

...

Well, I guess it's... nice to see Muir finally come out as an ammosexual.

"Fascism Is Whatever Lets Me Call My Enemies Fascists, The Impure Swine-hounds!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because name of a little green man.

Sam's expression in the last panel is the stuff that nightmares are made of.

Nudity And Crazy, Muir's Equivalent To Chocolate And Peanut Butter.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because slime and snails.

I await Muir's ignoring when the latest prophesied "TOTAL AND COMPLETE VICTORY" passes without happening.

"This Is My Most Brilliant Plan Ever!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because everybody plays the fool.

Muir's terrible cheesecake and his terrible politics in one strip.

That is also a desperate appeal for more money.

"Surely This Will Work This Time!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because me gusta punk rock.

Right. Let's see how long it takes Muir to cave with the "striptease from hell" this year.

"Tips For Tits!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the glowering portrait of a city father.

...

...

Yep.  This is never not lame.

"Nudity For Cash!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because fox on the run.

...

...

This gets sadder every year.

"Good Upstanding People Like Tommy Robinson Have Been Made Sticky!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Priscilla Rich is the Golden Age Cheetah.

And that is all Muir knows about European politics.

"Never Forget The Importance Of Men."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because lay down your arms, give up the fight.

I find it amusing that Muir specifies one robot that identifies as female, as honestly--that's the entire female cast.

"John Bolton Is And Always Has Been An Enemy Of The People!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Bozo, the Iron Man.

Congratulations, Bolton.

You have now been Tillersoned.

"Hillary. The Constitution.Terminator Jokes. Got It?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Sublime sound is still straight from Long Beach.

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...

...

The one comforting thing about Muir's calls for civil war is that they're so incoherent that if such a thing actually started, he'd like shoot himself in the foot by mistake at the outset.

More Quality Work.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because clown.

Yep.  That's the stuff that pulls in the shekels.

"Would You Like Some HUMOR With BEVERAGE, HUMAN?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Detroit Spinners.

...

...

Well, that cartoon certainly happened.

"Their Lives Are Spared. This Time..."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because in the fog.

You wonder how he's going to follow it up next time.

"Pay Me Or I Kill The Cast!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I've found a place for lovers who wander.

Damn.  Muir's begging is getting hard-edged QUICK this year.

Cue Laugh Track.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because it's only forever, not long at all.

Weight jokes.

...

Involving robots.

...

Yup.

Desperation Sets In Early This Year.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because and that's the loving sound.

And we're back to the fever dream sitcom with nudity.

"The Bad Drawing Of Sam Elliot That Spawned Me Will Guide Me Through Life!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because ride with me, baby.

That would almost be affecting, if you know, it wasn't badly drawn, and involve a character who was basically a stock photo of Sam Elliot.

"Yup! Th-This Is What The Dem-Democrats Are Like!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Margarita.

...

The projection only grows more and more staggering.

"Crazy Democrats! Also, California Is In Anarchy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because waiting for the break of day!

Looks like we're witnessing the start of yet another short-lived plotline that will crash and burn in a few strips, and then never be referenced again.

Same as it ever was.

The Begging Gets Desperate.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because like a rhinestone cowboy.

It's kind of amusing, to see Muir get more and more desperate, each and every year.

Absolute Projection Achieved.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Tony Tribe.

Yes, "Progressives" are the purely reactionary ones with no actual plans and an overriding paranoia.

Sure.

"We Are Facing Horrible Persecution!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because everybody look at your hands!

Of course, Muir never studies what these people actually say and do, because that's just a plot, and you can only figure out what they really mean by reading crazy rantings on the interwebs.

"We Must Remain Ever Vigilant Against The Sinister Criminal Horde!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because take my hand.

I'm waiting for another explanation of how liberals are Nazis soon.  That is how little awareness Muir has.

How Many Fetishes Can Muir Indulge At Once? Let's Find Out!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because oh, the land of cloudless day.

And it's Muir's breast-feeding fetish, back after a long absence!  Muir's breast-feeding fetish people.

"Will No One Think Of The White Man?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it won't be long.


"No longer being treated as if automatically superior" is EXACTLY like being persecuted and oppressed.

And Muir Loses The Thread. Again.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Frank Reade Jr.

So, yet ANOTHER plot has suddenly been discarded with the revelation that it is all a dream.  With Muir then trying to distract the readers with press bashing and racism, because, yeah.

Blank Static Panels With Nothing Happening! That's How You Tell A Story!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because we belong to the night, we belong to the thunder.

Ahh.  The sort of quality graphic storytelling that will doubtless bring the florins in.

"Or Jettisoned Out To Space. Whichever Is Easier!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I don't know.  Don't really care.  Let there be songs to fill the air.

Charming as ever, Zed.

Hey, remember when the setting of this thing was a nondescript third-rate office comedy?  Bet you never thought you'd miss those days.

"It Will Be Charming When We Unleash The Death Ray On Mexico!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Beyond the Singing Flame!

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...

Well, he's already built the fricking Terminators.  But yeah, gonna be a weird begging session this year.

"We Are The Plucky Rebels, Despite Being In Charge, Somehow!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because what I feel, I can't say.

...

So, let's see how long Muir's begging bowl is out for this year.

"My Imaginary Democrats Are So Pathetic!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Mr. Shadwell.

...

Yes, clearly the man who lost the popular vote by the largest margin for a candidate to successfully take the electoral college and has continued to see record net disapproval throughout his terms has a lock on things.

"Oh, Please, Like We Won't Just Murder Anyone Who Tangles With Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Jesus wants to go to Venus.

I'm sorry, does Muir expect us to believe that Sam's relationship with Skye shows an overabundance of concern and compassion on Sam's part?

"See, This All Makes Sense!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because modern love gets me to the church on time.

Yes, Skye is the deluded one.  Not the sister putting her mind through vast loops of pseudologic to convince herself that Trump is clearly innocent of any and all wrong-doing.

"Yep, That Was A Total Non-Event!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Daniel you're a star in the face of the sky.

Apparently Sam has been possessed by Cousin It Addams.

"I'm Going To Put His Name In (((Parentheses)))!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because this magic moment so different and so new.

"I'm not a crazy paranoid," said the crazy paranoid.

"The Filthy Lugenpressen!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Silent Witness.

Yes, yes, Muir, that's why people aren't reporting the invasion. The conspiracy.  Sure.

"Beware The Dusky Hordes! Also--BOOBIES!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because woof woof.

Muir seems to be trying to figure out new ways to mix up all his brands of awful.

"Yes, All My Fantasies Are Real Here!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Octopus.

Such a natural transition from the doings of loathsome cast to the doings of his imaginary Democrats and law enforcement agencies.

The Cooking/Robot Series Continues!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Spider's Web (1938).

I mean, the thing is this would just be bad humor strips with awkward pinup girl art and a lot of repeated drawings, but again--Sam is talking to a robot.  I think about that, and I just facepalm.

"Sam's Kids Also Can't Cook, And Also Robot!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I've seen babies dancing in the midnight sun.

Always nice to see another completely static strip, where one character doesn't move at all.

"Sam Can't Cook, And Also, Robot."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because into the Spider-verse.

And we move from bad political humor to bad domestic humor, involving the fricking robot that's part of the cast and, excuse me, I have to take a deep breath after writing that.

"And The Point Is... Democrats Suck."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because big girls don't cry.

...So, is Biden a victim of the Democrats and their "hatred" of whitey, or is he a grotesque groper who deserves censure?  Because Muir looks like he's trying to have it both ways in such a manner that it destroys any joke, or for that matter, any coherence in the strip.

"I'm Just Going To Keep Going With This, Because It's A Surefire Winner!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because too much time on my hands.

So, pretty much yesterday's strip, again, only the drawings are even more grotesque and plastic-like.

...

Yep.  Classic Muir.

"He's A Sexist Groper! And That's Bad, In This Case."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because as odd as it may seem, Rupert Holmes doesn't like pina coladas.

...

This take is never going to cease to be awkward coming from Muir.

"Th-This Has Been A Total Vindication For Us. TOTAL!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the holly and the ivy.

And now that the whole Russian matter has refused to die, we move back to 'this is all a witch hunt, and Liberals are the real racists'. 

Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends.

"See? Only A Fool Would Be Horrified By These Racist Authoritarian Actions!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because "But bury my lady nearer the top, for she was of noble kin."

Man, he has to get his strawmen to pull flopsies to make things look good now.

"Youse The Real Racists!" Salsa Re-Mix.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because "A grave, a grave, " Lord Donald cried, "to put these lovers in!"

 Ahh, the cast insulting other people's intelligence.  Always a bitterly ironic experience, as these are all morons who think they are smart, Michael.

"Yeah, She Is Totally A Criminal, In League With Traitors!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because he struck his wife right through the heart and pinned her against the wall.

Classic Muir.  Screaming about Hillary Clinton and that imaginary horde of voting illegal immigrants while imagining you are being completely rational. 

"Sh-She Thought My Post Praising The KKK Wuz Evil!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Lord Donald, he jumped up and loudly he did bawl. 

 I'm amazed the Compound members allow themselves to use ZOG's secret method of tracking resistance.

But then, it's Wednesday.   Who knows what the rules will be in a day or two?

"This Is What He Totally Would Do!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because and then up spoke his own dear wife, never heard to speak so free, "I'd rather a kiss from dead Matty's lips than you or your finery!" 

 And now Muir has once again completely abandoned reality to have Fantasy Trump deal with Fantasy Afghanistan with his Fantasy Magic Technology.

Mwahahahaha.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because and then Lord Donald took his wife and he sat her on his knee, saying "Who do you like the best of us, Matty Groves or me?" 

 Remember--obstruction of justice and refusing congressional subpoenas?  GOOD.  Environmentalism?  BAD.

From the people who brought you "Health care is evil, and guns everywhere are good."

"Yes, This Is What Is Happening!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Lord Donald struck the very next blow and Matty struck no more. 

This is the end result of being a fascist.  You spout gibberish about how things operating as they should to control your side's rampant criminality are evil conspiracies, and you believe that civilization is collapsing around you because you listen to horror stories to justify your bullshit.

"See? Democrats Are The Real Criminals Always And Forever."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because so Matty struck the very first blow and he hurt Lord Donald sore. 

The next two years are going to be Muir screaming "the pen is red!" as reality writes "the pen is blue".

"Clearly This Is The Greatest Abuse Of Power Of All Time!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because "And you will strike the very first blow and strike it like a man--I will strike the very next blow and I'll kill you if I can."

 It's good to see that Muir still knows nothing about the Constitution he supposedly reveres.

"AlliswellALLisWELLallISWELLalliswellALLISWELLAlLIsWelL..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because "Well it's true I have two beaten swords and they cost me deep in the purse, but you will have the better of them and I will have the worse."


And it's yet more of the simultaneously omnipotent, yet incompetent Democratic World Conspiracy, which somehow enfolds the entire FBI.

"I Mean--I'm Also His Mom, Damon."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because "Oh, I can't get up, I won't get up, I can't get up for my life, for you have two long beaten swords and I not a pocket knife!"

 ...

Because of course, this is what Muir reduces foreign cultures to.  Of course it is.

"My Argument Is Breasts!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because "It'll never be said in fair England that I slew a naked man!"

By now, I thinks it's safe to say that Muir has pretty much given up having a point in this... storyline.

"Down With Censorship! Up With Badly-Drawn Breasts!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because "Get up, get up, " Lord Donald cried, "get up as quick as you can!"

 You know, watching this toothless version of their old arguments--which were pretty damn poor to begin with--really underlines how superfluous Damon and Jan have become for the modern strip, which is pretty much"Crazy Border Militia Compound Hijinks!"now.

"That's Why They Lose Their Temper Over Trump Hats, Swastikas, And Klan Uniforms!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because "But better I like your lady gay who lies in my arms asleep!" 

Remember when Muir freaked out about an advertisement?

But that's different.  He's doing it.

Causing Liberals To Suffer Is COOL!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because "Oh, well I like your feather bed and well I like your sheets." 

This is now the lamest power fantasy ever.

And that's with some stiff competition.

"See, This'll Get People Excited To See What Jo's Done!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because saying "How do you like my feather bed and how do you like my sheets? How do you like my lady who lies in your arms asleep?" 

And Muir's latest fantasy of weak persecution followed by vicious vengeance plods, plods, plods on...

"Yeah, Thu-They Are All Cowards And Wimps! *Gulp*"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because when he awoke, Lord Donald was standing at his feet.

 So, he's just going to keep this shit going on?

Right.  Why move things forward when you can stew in the cowardice and hatred that you imagine is courage.

"She Is So OPPRESSED By The Democratic Untermenschen!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Little Matty Groves, he lay down and took a little sleep.

 So remember, Liberals are all unreasoning and hateful, and also druggies.  So we don't need those cloud macchiatos. Which taste horrible anyway.

"They Are So Mean To Him!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because and in his hurry to carry the news, he bent his breast and ran, and when he came to the broad millstream, he took off his shoes and he swam.

 As usual, Muir depicts his "good guys" as whiny wimps while imagining he's depicting them as tough guys.  And is surprise that a terrible president gets a lot of bad news stories, who'd a thunk it?

"He Is Truly A Rugged And Bwave Individual!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because and a servant who was standing by and hearing what was said, he swore Lord Donald he would know before the sun would set.


Well, at least Muir's got a new Trump picture.  If not an actual new Trump cartoon, because it's the usual 'Hail the Leader' glurge.

"They Clearly Want To Use People's Skulls As Footstools! And They Are Mad To Want That!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because "But if I am Lord Donald's wife, Lord Donald's not at home. He is out in the far cornfields bringing the yearlings home."

See, this is the thing about the right-wing's projection--like any drug addict, they have to keep upping the dose to get the high.  Which in the case of the average right-winger means leaving behind the real world to live in the bubble.

"My Answer To Your Objection Is Rhubarb, Rhubarb, Rhubarb."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because "Oh, I can't come home, I won't come home and sleep with you tonight! By the rings on your fingers I can tell you are Lord Donald's wife!"

And the game goes on.

"And That Is Clearly Awful!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because "Come home with me, little Matty Groves, come home with me tonight! Come home with me, little Matty Groves, and sleep with me till light!"

 If it feels like you're being gaslit by Muir here, well, you are.

I defer to Jean-Paul Sartre...

"Never believe that anti‐Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly since he believes in words. The anti‐Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument has passed."

And Now Back To The Wacky Woman Robot Show.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because and there she saw little Matty Groves, walking in the crowd.

 And now a break from the fascism--bad sitcom humor.

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Yay?

"We Are So Defiant In Our Fast Food And Hat Choices!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because and when the meeting it was done, she cast her eyes about. 

 Modern American conservatism is telling yourself your persecuted for acting like an ass, while simultaneously imagining that you could, if you wished, slaughter those who dislike you with impunity.

"I Mean How Is A Racist Ultrareactionary Paramilitary Organization Fascist? How I Ask You?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Lord Donald's wife came into the church, the gospel for to hear.

 The 'Hitler wasn't so bad' seems to be drawing ever nearer.

"I Mean, Is It Fair For Them To Arrest Mafia Dons For Doing THEIR Jobs?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a holiday, a holiday, and the first one of the year. 

"Arrested for doing his job".  That he volunteered for, and that is illegal.  

But yeah, good to see that the hellspawn are becoming good little indoctrinated "national anarchists".

...Oh, Ever-Loving God.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because but that's the thing--once the series had codified it, Dark Force was pretty much destined to show up in some form or another for every future game as the ultimate evil.

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Well, now I need several gallons of brain bleach.

Well. Not The WWII Fascist Apologism I Was Quite Expecting, But...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because now that fourth game also adds a lot to Dark Force's lore, explaining what the hell we've been fighting in the last three games and introducing the Eldritch Horror Behind the Eldritch Horror.  It does a pretty good job, actually.

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That declaration from Muir that the Third Reich wasn't so bad seems to be coming closer and closer...

"Now Let's Do Racism AND Nudity!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because and then the fourth one, it starts out "Well, we're fighting this cult leader and... oh, wait, he's worshiping Dark Force."

You know the nude pictures of Samurai Mom just get worse and worse, to the point where I'm starting to think we're dealing with some sort of unacknowledged complex.

"Well, Enough Racism! Now For Nudity!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!   Because then it's, "So the bad guys are a faction on this generation shi--no, wait, it's Dark Force."

Given that this means dropping the Nazism for a strip, I'm almost relieved to see another one of Muir's awful attempts at depicting breasts.

Almost.

"But Of Course, I'm Not A Nazi," Said The Nazi.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because after that, it's "so I'm fighting a mad supercomputer--no wait, it's Dark Force.  And um... a bunch of guys in capes."

Well, he seems to have hit a new plateau of racism for the moment.  Of course, that might be because the only way to go further would be "You know, the Third Reich wasn't SO bad"...

When At First You Fail At Humanity, Fail, Fail, Fail Again.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I mean, first game, he's at it.  "We're fighting the Emperor! No, wait, the real bad guy is... um, Dark Fals?  What?"

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I'll take 'Doubling Down' for $600, Alex.

When Your Attempted Refutation Proves Your Opponents Right, Take 1017

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Dark Force from the Phantasy Star series out-Ganons Ganon.

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And a critical fail in the FIRST. FUCKING. LINE.

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I am in awe. 

"Venezuela!" Mic Drop On Your Own Foot.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because three maids a-milkin' they did go.

Well, that's all nuance and understanding I expect from Muir on socialist politics.

"Hey, Remember When We Were All Pro-War?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ding ding ding.

It says something that the thing that switched Muir from 'warmonger' to 'isolationist' is a desire to kill brown-skinned people closer to home.

"Just Get With The Illegal Actions, Sir!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because #9 Dream.

It says something that the only thing that strains Muir's admiration for Trump is a feeling that Trump isn't racist enough.

"All We Want Is A Pure Ethnostate! Is That So Much?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Strongest Strong's.

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Every day in every way, the strip gets a bit more racist.

"The FILTHY Subhumans!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because formerly of this area.

I'll be fair--it's completely likely that Muir made something that looks like an awful antisemitic joke without realizing that's what it looks like, because the idea that many lawyer jokes are thinly-veiled antisemitic jokes would never occur to him.

"But The Point Is Honey, We're Racist Traitors."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam.

Even Muir is starting to notice he's lost the thread with this one.

"They Totes Want Us All To Die!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because her hair is mellow gold.

Muir's ability to mutilate metaphors remains almost epic.

Another Effortless Triumph Against The Untermenschen.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because juggling.

Well, that plotline stopped almost as quickly as it began.

Makes you wonder if Muir got bored, or had something else he wanted to check out.  Guess we'll see tomorrow.

And probably wish we didn't.

"Yes, They Are Repulsive, Aren't They?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because crossword puzzle.

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When Muir's bigotry and his sexism go hand in hand, the results are always... special.

"Obviously, We Should Be Shooting These People!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because let the spinning wheel turn.

You know, Muir's narcissistic attitude towards people facing real persecution is one of his more loathsome qualities.

And he's got a bunch of them.

"Evil Liberals! Not Simply Killing The Inferior Hordes!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the sex is about the same, but the dishes keep piling up.

Because the simple fact that lawyers are involved PROVES it's an evil plot.  It just does.

"Clearly, This Is An Evil Liberal Plot!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Silver Nail, on the fiddle.

Apparently, Muir thought building the wall obviously wouldn't involve any of the things that it would necessarily have happen.

A Long Line of Cars.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because down by the river.

Thrill at the visual tedium of drawings of static objects.

Time For A New Set Of Mooks.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Parcheesi-type games.

Oh, it's time for the umpteenth "Compound-dwellers against the gubmint" storyline.  Let's see how many they kill this time.

"This Is All True! Some Guy Online Said It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because educated fools from uneducated schools.

It's kind of amusing that Muir's hatred for Paul Ryan continues well after the man's shuffling off to the margins of politics.

Well, there has to be something to laugh at in all that crazy.

"Clearly, She Wants Me Dead!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it's an eminence front, an eminence front, it's a put-on.

You know, Muir's Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is probably the weakest, most boring caricature yet--which is saying something--as he seems to be basing her even less on the real person than any other Democrat.

Muahahahaha!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Martin Fierro.

Good to see Muir has exactly one damn Pelosi stock picture that he will use endlessly.

Well, okay, 'good' isn't quite the word I should be using.

"They Plot Against Our Savior!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because English Penny Black.

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Well, nice to see that the Elders of Zion have gotten more inclusive in this new century.

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I mean it.  He's pretty much repackaging that old nonsense in all its incoherent... glory with this strip.

"Truly, They Plan A WHITE GENOCIDE!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Memoirs of US Grant.

It's funny how Muir can sound like a Nazi while depicting himself as the prospective victim of Nazis.

In a sad, pathetic way.

"I Mean, When Has The Constitution Ever Changed?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because open up your heart, let's come together.

So, apparently Muir wants us to go back to the VP being the runner-up for the presidency.

Or does he not realize that's how the system originally worked?

"Yeah, They Are Assuredly Doomed In The Near Future! Again!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Cheap Trick says good night.

So, the electoral college is now in the list of things that must be defended.

Well, glad to see Muir continues to hate democracy in general while imagining he loves it.

"Ha! Stupid Liberals! Setting Themselves Up For Their Inevitable Destruction!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because sandpaper.

Most of the Left see equality and rights as something where helping others helps ourselves.  The Right sees it as privileges existing in a zero-sum game, and thus view the Left as fools who are raising up their inevitable supplanters. 

That this belief makes them easy marks for authoritarians and wanna-be dictators doesn't quite register.

Time To Achieve Maximum Racist.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because spangles.

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Well, Muir is definitely assuring he will never get jury duty.

"And Look At The Wondrous Racist Compound He Has Built!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sawdust.

Yes, all civilization, like Egypt, and Mesopotamia, and China, and India, and Mesoamerica...

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You know on reflection, white guys have a pretty lousy record at building civilization.

Indoctrination. It's A Good Thing.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fence post.

As we consider the fate of the the hellspawn, being indoctrinated into compound life, let's move on to consider that Muir has once again realized he needs an excuse for why Skye is living there.

"And Don't Get Me Started On The Protocols Of The Learned Elders Of Zion!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because out here in the fields.

In a good example of the ignorance Muir is showing, a sura (or as it is more often rendered these days surah) is a chapter in the Quran.

There are... significantly more than 12 of them.

"I Hear You're A Racist Now, Father Zed!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Moonlight sonata.

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Well, I was wondering when Muir was going to comment on the shootings..

And what rationalization he was going to use, and I'll be honest, he surprised me here, because he didn't use any.  Just straight up celebrating the deaths of innocents, including women and children.

"And We Could Devour The Flesh Of Our Neighbors!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Hey, Fernando.

At this point, we can be sure that Muir hasn't read the Green New Deal, he's only read angry cranks denouncing pretend versions of it.

"And Then Came Washington's Dino Calvary!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Salome and the Dance of a Thousand Veils.

You know, rather than dwelling on the fact that Muir doesn't get history and his politics are abysmal, I think I'll point out that as Muir's politics have drifted rightwards into naked white supremacism, Jan and Damon have faded as characters while Zed and Sam have grown evermore prominent. 

For reasons that are obvious, when you think about it.

First, They Came For Our Family Values!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because think of the buffalo.

He writes this the day after a white supremacist shoots up mosques in New Zealand. 

If there is an afterlife, Muir's hell will involve nothing more or less than seeing himself as he really was.

It's Clear The Tsar Would Never Let This Happen If He Knew!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Superman March.

Sure, Muir.  Sure.  It's just Mitch making the bad stuff happen.  Trump... Trump is a good guy who is on your side.

Sure.

"Youse The Real Sexists And Racists, To Infinity!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because from the dusty mesa.

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I guess Muir was going for a new record in disproving his own arguments this time.

"Just Kill Them All! You Can Do That, Right?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Stainless Steel Rat.

And there's more of Muir's vaunted respect for law and order.  Because, clearly, it doesn't count when the other side can use it.

"Having To Treat Others With Respect Is Oppressive To White Men!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Hellfire Club.

It's astonishing how little it gets Muir to whine about the unfairness of it all.

Okay, not so much "astonishing" as "utterly predictable" at this point, but the scope does get you from time to time.

"Get With The Ethnic Cleansing!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Tom Hanks is a Captain.

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And yet another sign of rankling discontent from Muir.

"Those Sinister Traitors! Aligning With... MEXICO!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Godfather cocktail.

The way Muir writes it, you'd think Mexico was an enemy, instead of a trading partner.

But then, when you're a bigot allied with traitors, you have to tell yourself a lot of things, to keep the lie afloat.

"Truly We Must Purge Our Land Of The Foreign Menace And Internal Dissidents!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Ram a-Lam Ding Dong.

Muir's imagined Texas is filled with more hims.  Which doesn't resemble real Texas as much as he thinks, but there you go.

Right, This Is Happening.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because fit bit.

At this point, Muir's Antifa goons are Team Rocket, minus the wit.

"The Only Possible Way For Them To Win Is Evil Brainwashing! I Read It Online!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Bobby Fuller Four.

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You know, as Muir has been leaning into the wish fulfillment and projection, let's focus on the fact that this little... storyline really demonstrates that he has only a few Trump drawings.

"Ha-Ha-Ha! She's Hideous! Really! I'm Not Just Randomly Spewing Shit!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Paperback Writer.

And moving on from Muir's sexist shit about AOC--though I will note we now see what happens when Muir has to write an attractive woman whose politics he can't change because he created her--let's note that Muir is creating a fantasy where he can just eliminate all these pesky Democrats by magic, because they can't be real Muricans.

"AOCIsCrazyEvilRacistCommuistFascist!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because wacky races.

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The amount of projection combined with ignorance in this strip is breath-taking. 

"This Would Be A Brilliant Ploy Certain To Work!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'd rather be with you.

Man, the combination of so many of Muir's idiotic fallacies and myths in one strip.  It's almost peak him.

Except of course, there is no peak Muir.  He just hits a new level and keeps going.  So more peak 2019 Muir.

"Why Does The Inferior Lugenpresse Bother When Our Superior Purity Will Defeat Them?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Galibardi.

And it's the latest installment of "Yes, Muir's a Fascist Now."

Enjoy Joke Consumers!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because across the stratosphere.

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I'm expecting a lot of crazy denial tomorrow, because that's what these long intervals of not-humor tend to lead to.

"Thank God We Can Always Flee To South America!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Shondells.

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I feel obligated to note that Muir does not actually live in Texas, and so far as I can tell, has never done so.

"Ha Ha! She Is OLD And A Woman, And A Liberal, And Therefore Contempitable!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Tommy James.

Well, now they've both failed at humanity.  So, something in common.

"We Are So Persecuted By The Elites!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because EZ-Bake.

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At this point, Muir seems to seek out his grievances to the point of caring about Bill Maher.

"I'm Going To Comment On This Thing I Know Nothing About!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because we eat the night, we drink the time, make our dream come true.

I'm really getting tired of Muir's Stock Grinning Hitler.

"Take That Hillary, Take That Yet.... Yeah, You Know The Drill."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fog.

And Muir recycles the "Hillary is on death's door" bullshit, again.

He's going to be so crushed when she doesn't run in 2020.

"You Are All Awful And Bad, And I Am Righteous And Good!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Snoop Sisters.

American "Fundamentalism" is of course famed for its hypocrisy, its rigidness, its ass-backwards "biblical literalness" which can insist that Noah's flood happened, but that Jesus never meant all that stuff about money and wealth.  But less dwelt on is its tendency to go on about "false prophets" appearing in the guise of "sheep", and as Muir does here, "the road to Hell is paved with good intentions".  The lesson they get from this being that one must be on constant guard for sheep, and of course, one must never have any "good intentions" whatsoever.

"You Were Having The Sex!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because rye is a type of whiskey, so "whiskey and rye" is nonsense.

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And it just drags on...

Soft-Core And Also, A Clinton Joke! Peak DbD!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it's a follicle miracle.

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Yep.  Another cartoon that... happened.

Well, That Cartoon Happened.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Rolling Rock.

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This entire plotline just gets worse.

"Thank Goodness We Know What To Do About Underpeople."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Crimson and Clover.

There is a horrible irony that he has his "Israeli" character say this.  A horrible, tragic irony.

"Clearly, Everyone Against The Leader Is Bad!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because BBC-4.

Remember, people finding alarming things about Trump and not about Clinton are clearly in the pay of the Conspiracy.


I mean, what other explanation could there be?

"Repeating Libertarian Bullshit Proves Wese Real Muricans!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because coin of the realm.


More proof Muir has never actually read the Constitution, just read a series of hot takes on it.

"The Fact Stories My Paranoid Buddies Tell Me Don't Show Up Is PROOF Of The Conspiracy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because shrimp and grits.

So, wait, the fact that this would, if true, explode Muir's previous portrayal of Mueller as an evil servant of the Deep State and Hillary just isn't registering with him?

Of course it isn't.  That was yesterday.  Literally.

"Wese Is So Pursuhcuted!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because paper shredder.

Oh, look, it's more whining about how racist everyone is to whites.  Joy.

"The Cops Are Only Against Us Because They're Corrupt!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the white zone is for loading and unloading only.

I still don't get what made Muir decide that El Dorado Dad was a character worth repeat use.

"Look, You Can't Ask Us To Engage With Our Opponents' Actual Ideas. That's Crazy Talk!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because get a long little doggy.

You know, there's a reason Muir has to distort the Left's actual positions into grotesque parodies--his actual politics are that bad. 

In The White Room With No Curtains.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because wherever you go, there you are.

Right, Muir.  Right. We get it.  White guys are the most oppressed people in history.  Got it.

"Wese Da Real Muricans, And Everyone Else Is A Phony, And Wants Us Dead."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Sam and Dave.

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Well, nice to see Muir go full out of power fascist.

"Youse Is All Criminal Scum!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because have you seen her dressed in blue?

Yes, that's how the Democrats won the suburbs.  Criminals.  Right.

Gonna be a long two years.

"How Dare You Persecute Us For Crimes We Have Committed!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because is that a Sears poncho?

You know, it should be remembered that it was actually the 300 Spartans and the 2000+ other Greeks.

And that the Spartans were frequently allied with the Persians during the Peloponnesian War...

Oh, right.  That's the part of the history of Sparta that American cryptofascists forget in'it?

"Truly Is Anyone As Persecuted As A White Man In Modern America?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Gloria, Gloria.

So, is Captain Mitty a proud redneck defiantly keeping up his folkways in opposition to the evil liberal elites, or is a proud country dweller wrongly viewed as a redneck by the decadent leftists?  Muir has literally done BOTH depending on the strip.

"Yet Another Effortless Victory For My Side In The Make-Believe World I've Created! Huzzah!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Barnaby Rudge.

Let's remember that our good guys run a racist militia on a compound with foreign support, no matter how Muir tries to cut it.

But yeah, somehow all the crap that Muir has their buds doing is just paytreeotic Muricanism.

"Don't You See It's All A Conspiracy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because my old man said follow the van.

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Muir's nuttiness seems to be getting more incoherent the longer this presidency goes on.

"Esoteric Defeat! Also, Youse The Real Racists!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because if I was a master thief, I'd think I'd rob them.

Fake black man and fake liberal Hispanic agree--the Democrats are in trouble. 

I mean, sure they've got a majority in the House, but...

"More Dreaming Of People I Wish Were In Prison."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Goat That Can't Be Got.

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This is turning into a very sad form of proxy vengeance.

"HA! More Proof That The Conspiracy Is All A Lie!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because make your mother sigh.

Remember what I said yesterday?

Apparently Muir imagines that if he screams louder about Mueller, it will become real.

It won't.

"All Is According To Plan!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because color sample.

Reading these cartoons, I'm reminded of Phil Dick's maxim, "Reality is that which keeps existing when you don't believe in it."  Which is the problem Muir is going to face with this plotline--he can blow up as many evil Demokrats as he desires, but the real party is going to continue to be in power in the House.  He can scream about Hilary's evil plans all he wants--the real woman is just going to continue her retirement.  He can clear Trump all he wants, but the real man will continue to live under the shadows of investigation and foreign involvement. 

Because that's reality.

So, They're All Communists Now.

It's the Day's Day of Days!   Because inka dinka do.

Always Communists.

Like when they fought them during the Cold War.

To keep up the ruse, no doubt.

Awkward On So Many Levels.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the converging of the twain.

It's time for yet another episode of "Muir doesn't realize what he's doing here" theatre.

Oh, such an episode.

"Our Opponents Are Decadent And Effete!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because feathery.

Right, right, Muir.  Just get to slaughtering the latest bunch of hapless straw opponents. 

"Clearly, My Treachery Is A Sign Of Worth!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because turkey dinner.

As usual, Muir's supposedly fearsome fascist goons are utter idiots who are complete outflanked by the "good guys".  Who are violent thugs, so really there are no heroes here.  Not that he sees it.

Clearly, A Private Citizen Is The Most Powerful Person In Government Circles!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Pilsner Urquell.

Well, the crazy is kicking it up a notch.  And Trump has only had to deal with a Democratic House for a month.

A Total Shock Twist.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the cement is just for the weight.

I mean, there are all those federal agents they tortured and/or killed.

On top of all the migrants they tortured and/or killed.

And the protestors they tortured and/or killed.

"How Can They Persecute This Paragon? Or Us?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the sun always shines on TV.

So we're supposed to feel sorry for the President who drips with sleaze and the racist militia compound that is connected to foreign powers.

Got it.